My Friends Are Vamps, I Mean Vampires.

[kubuchi]

just new here have only done a few things but u guys seem better than hangin with a bunch of vampire chicks on a blood kick

[demonic_monkey]

just new here have only done a few things but u guys seem better than hangin with a bunch of vampire chicks on a blood kick

Really? I'm gonna have to do this, aren't I? Okay. Here it is.

Just new here. I have only done a few things, but you guys seem better than hanging with a bunch of angsty teenage bitches who think they're vampires.

I fixed your punctuation, capitalization, sentence structure, text-speak spelling, and delusions of knowing "vampires."

[kubuchi]

Really? I'm gonna have to do this, aren't I? Okay. Here it is.



I fixed your punctuation, capitalization, sentence structure, text-speak spelling, and delusions of knowing "vampires."


yea i know i cant spell, and if u see a fucking girl start drinking her own blood then there's only one thing to call her

[Vendetta]

yea i know i cant spell, and if u see a fucking girl start drinking her own blood then there's only one thing to call her
Nuts? Crazy? Or better yet, this is exactly the kind of girl you should never call.

[MorganaFang]

yea i know i cant spell, and if u see a fucking girl start drinking her own blood then there's only one thing to call her

Imaginary?

No wait stop. Let's get this out of this thread.

So who else is new?

[Sinanju]

yea i know i cant spell, and if u see a fucking girl start drinking her own blood then there's only one thing to call her

Really thirsty?

[kubuchi]

yea they are crazy but their my friends and i just avoid them when they are "thirsty"

[Bane]

yea they are crazy but their my friends and i just avoid them when they are "thirsty"


Are you stupid, or just really high?

If someone is drinking blood, I call them insane or hematolagnia's(not sure if thats even a real term, but without the S it refers to the fetish involving blood and vampire play.) Which means yea, they are pretty unbalanced.

Also, did you just entirely miss the sarcasm and laughing at you and your "Friends" obvious retardation over claiming to be a vampire/knowing vampires.

Just so you know the difference between a person who enjoys hematolagnia and a vampire:

VAMPIRES:
Burst into flames when met with sunlight or fire of any kind as dead skin is quite flammable.
Are allergic to garlic, silver and holy items/water of all kinds.
Can't go into the sunlight and sleep in coffins by day.
Have super-human strength and speed, are often harder to hurt than normal humans, and by some lore can shapeshift, a power that is impossible by the laws of physics.

People with a blood fetish or my new coined term hematolagnia's :
Have an absurd fetish for blood, this includes but is not limited to:
drinking blood, bathing in blood, cutting themselves to play with their own blood, rarely murder for the sake of blood
and finally, do not exhibit any of the signs or weakness's of a vampire.


In short, if your friend is drinking blood and doesn't sleep in a coffin which is sealed tight until nightfall, get them immediate psychiatric help.

[MorganaFang]

yea they are crazy but their my friends and i just avoid them when they are "thirsty"

Drinking their own blood is counter productive if they're thirsty.

[Vendetta]

Drinking their own blood is counter productive if they're thirsty.
Not only that, it's probably not a very good practice if you're a "vampire".

[Fenris_brood]

Ya'guys are forgettin' that this seems to be very normal, or am I the only one that gets a cut, goes "ppphhhhhh" or a more censurable variation of that and then proceed to, instead of doing the reasonable thing and wash the wound, I lick it. My point here is that the consumption of blood is no more proof of vampirism than liking lamb chops is of being a werewolf. Blood is actually a pretty good supply of all the goodum's stuff we need in a diet, we portuguese, normally being forest witches that we are, have various recipes involving chickens and pigs blood. Horrible, I know

EDIT:

do not exhibit any of the signs or weakness's of a vampire.
I'm sure they're still allergic to stakes, bullets and more generally, angry mobs. Hopefully.

[RainWolf]

There are many reasons why someone would want to taste their own blood. Convenience until they find a band aide and they do not want to draw attention to themselves if they have a lot of blood running down their hand. They might have an iron deficiency and the site of blood is an instinct for them to "drink" it, even if it's their own their blood and is counterproductive. Either that, or they are into the blood/vampire fetish thing.

[GhostBat]

If they like the taste of blood, tell them to go suck on a horseshoe.

Bleh.

[MorganaFang]

If they like the taste of blood, tell them to go suck on a horseshoe.

Bleh.

mmmm raw iron but not enough Hemoglobin-ness for my tastes....

[RainWolf]

mmmm raw iron but not enough Hemoglobin-ness for my tastes....

Exactly. I used to talk to people from the real vampire community years ago and most of them were very intelligent and smart about how they obtained blood from their donors and animals. Most of them told me they started feeling the need to consume blood at a very early age and often felt very drained if they didn't consume it. I have to wonder how much exposure to vampire literature they got, because you can't throw out the possibility of a psychological association with vampire fiction. Same could be said for those in the Therianthropy community as well.

They said blood contains a special life force energy that they can't get from normal dietary needs, and they feel weak if they don't consume it. Most of them went through all the usual tests, checking for vitamin and iron deficiencies, anything medical that would explain their cravings but they claimed nothing was found. To them, I said "As long as you know basic anatomy, and use sterile utensils when obtaining it, and have your donors tested for blood borne infections, then more power to you as long as you know what you're doing."

[kubuchi]

Not only that, it's probably not a very good practice if you're a "vampire".

OK 0k they aren't like get the holy water vampires but when u see some one drinking blood the name comes to mind besides id rather they drink their own blood than others i do admit that they aren't the most sane people in the world but their my friends and besides they are more accommodating in certain situations than other friends can be besides the point that they have insane interests in any blood they see. and yea if vampires actually existed i would probably avoid them like the plagues of Egypt but they are fun and helpful that's all i have to say on this subject

[Fenris_brood]

...and besides they are more accommodating in certain situations than other friends can be..

Breaking out the new thesaurus, are we?

I too am so much more comfortable with people that drink their own bodily fluids. Very cozy indeed.

[MorganaFang]

I too am so much more comfortable with people that drink their own bodily fluids. Very cozy indeed.

All I can imagine right now is very flexible men not quite doing somersaults.

[Sinanju]

Everyone's jumping through so many hoops to prove how much they know about psychosomatic disorders and dietetics, but lets be honest most of these people just read too much fucking Anne Rice in high school

[Bane]

OK 0k they aren't like get the holy water vampires but when u see some one drinking blood the name comes to mind besides id rather they drink their own blood than others i do admit that they aren't the most sane people in the world but their my friends and besides they are more accommodating in certain situations than other friends can be besides the point that they have insane interests in any blood they see. and yea if vampires actually existed i would probably avoid them like the plagues of Egypt but they are fun and helpful that's all i have to say on this subject



No, when I see someone drinking their own or someone else's blood, I think "What a fucking twat" especially if it's some retarded ass twilight tween. Now and adult elicits a different response from me, namely "Yup, he's insane."

And I'm not talking about a person who licks a cut on their hand because they don't have tissue or a band-aid around, that's pretty common, no, I'm referring to the retards who get blood and put it in cups and drink it like a soda or coffee. I have never met a person who I thought was a vampire, though I've met many who claim to be.

In short, if you drink blood as a beverage, you are A: Incredibly dumb.
B: A Lunatic
C:An Unhealthy mixture of the two.

Just to Clarify, those are the only three real choices, and in case you didn't read my list, No Vampire is not an option. Again a vampire:

Is allergic to silver,drinks blood as a necessity to survive, comes out only at night, combusts easily and is also allergic holy relics and water.

[precious_angel]

Oh wow, this conversation is pretty funny, how is someone really going to think vampires exist. I have to admit, I love the twilight books, and books involving vampires, They're interesting. But to take it as far as to call yourself a vampire, and start drinking blood, thats just gross and crazy. Who does that but wanna-bes. Wow, im still amazed at this conversation. :)

[MorganaFang]

Man you guys are being such assholes to Vampire Bats right now...

http://i41.tinypic.com/x5o4th.jpg

Granted they don't drink their own blood...