Didn't know where to post this.

[razorbacknation1985]

I didn't know where to post this so I just chose this one since it covers everything that isn't covered in the others. For all those who think werewolves either don't or do exsist. I can tell you right now, they do. I've been a werewolf since 13 and trust me it's not all fun and games for me.

[GhostBat]

I didn't know where to post this so I just chose this one since it covers everything that isn't covered in the others.

I moved this to Mythology and Metafauna, because werewolves kinda sorta aren't real. Having hairy palms is a sign of something, but that something isn't werewolfism.

[razorbacknation1985]

um yeah, how about actually changing into a wolf? is that considered being real? because that's what i do.

[GhostBat]

Proof?

[razorbacknation1985]

Fine. You want prove? I'll send you some when I can.

[DarkHunter]

um yeah, how about actually changing into a wolf? is that considered being real? because that's what i do.

...Is it only when vampires start hitting on girls at your local high school? I say just let the vampires eat them. They're probably twits anyway.

[GhostBat]

Fine. You want prove? I'll send you some when I can.

Great! So... I, along with the rest of the site, will be eagerly awaiting to see your proof. I'm guessing you'll have it the day after the next full moon, January 30th?

I'm a student at a research university, with ties in the biology department. Do you mind if I pass it along to them? This can lead to great strides in science and medicine!

[razorbacknation1985]

I'll try. Gotta find somoene to take the pics.

[GhostBat]

I'll try. Gotta find somoene to take the pics.

Oh, no, that's not going to work. I expect video, because pictures are far too easy to fake.

And in the words of Yoda...don't try, do.

[razorbacknation1985]

Got it.

[whitewolf3001]

Hello razorbacknation I believe you! I've had enough proof of my own. Seriously. Please don't hang out with the evil packs. The ones that hunt innocent people. Promise me you will protect the innocent.

[razorbacknation1985]

Don't worry I don't eat people. I do protect people. I'll have the rabbit dinner or deer once in a while, but not people and I don't have a pack. I'm a lone wolf.

[GhostBat]

Lol, ok guys. If there's no proof by the end of the month I'm gonna have to move this thread to Humor.

You're cracking me up.

[NeonLightChild]

Allll righty you kyoot widdle wuffies! Where's that video? Youtube linkies anyone?

[Sinanju]

I can vouch for him. I think some context on why he doesn't have a pack is important as well.

Do you remember the day I killed off your entire fetid pack, Razor? I do! I laughed as I hunted down every one of you abominations, and then I slept the sleep of righteous men that night. Do you ever wonder why I didn't finish the job? Well, I like knowing that some terrified, cowardly dog is out there, spreading the word that I'm not just a mere bogeyman created to scare pups.

Do you think we were-hunters don't monitor the hotspots of irc and forums? You've made a terrible mistake, Razor, and now its time for you to start running again.

[Tux]

Sure werewolves exist.

And I'm a blue haired loli angel from the future that wields a kanabō by the name of Excalibolg.

[GhostBat]

Ok, I've moved this to humor. Have fun, folks.

[whitewolf3001]

To the owners and Admins of the site! I ask you .. Why do you own werewolf.com? When you shun werewolves. People who come here for answers and help! What if you are wrong! AND YOU ARE! And you shun real werewolves seeking help! Instead you make your fun.

Why should we trust YOU! Why would we give you proof with video when you laugh at us? You have no respect! I don't understand why you even own this site! It makes me sick!

[Binkx]

Shh, I'm a wizard. I just killed a werewolf last week with my wand. I've been eating werewolf ever since and shall be for a few months. He was a big 'un.

[GhostBat]

To the owners and Admins of the site! I ask you .. Why do you own werewolf.com?

My husband bought the domain name www.werewolf.com in the mid 90s because it was available, and because he enjoyed the White Wolf RPG (http://www.white-wolf.com/werewolf/index.php?line=intro). In the real world, people are born, go to school, graduate, get a job, and spend their money and free time to do things that they enjoy. He never expected young teenagers and less than hormonally/mentally stable adults to claim that they were werewolves. You see... although he is a tad geeky, my husband is quite in touch with reality.

We ridicule people who claim they are werewolves because we know it's not physically possible. I'm about to graduate with my Bachelor of Science in Earth and Space Sciences and Biology, and if I thought there was some truth to the werewolf legend, I'd be on that like flies on shit. I would kill for my name to be on the paper that proves werewolves exist. Alas, it's just myth. We've seen more than our fair share of people like you, either bored enough to troll sites claiming werewolfism and other fantastical abilities, or too unhappy with their lives to accept that they're just like everyone else: human.

I don't think you're a lost cause, though. My advice? Put the same amount of effort into something a bit more productive that you do in pretending to be a werewolf, and you'll stand out from the crowd in a good way.

[Tux]

You know for no other reason than sheer curiosity I decided to figure out how many calories a person of 165 pounds would need in order to undergo metamorphosis. I did this by looking up the calorie intake of caterpillars which I found out was about 26.77 cal/mg per day. I then looked up how long they generally take to store up energy to become a pupae, which I got an answer of three weeks.

Taking that into consideration I took the daily intake times the number of days, getting a total of 562.17cal/mg for the entire event. I then converted the 165 pounds into milligrams, I came up with 74,842,741.05 milligrams of weight. I then took this times the total calorie intake of 562.17cal/mg and got the number 42,074,343,736.0785. That is, by my horribly rough estimate, how many calories you would need to safely transform on the same schedule as a butterfly.

Which would take about two weeks for a total transformation of the body into that of a wolf in this case. Also while I was at it I looked up the calories consumed in the average detonation of T.N.T. and came up with an answer in the range of 900 to 1,100. I then took that and divided the total up and came out with 38,249,403 to 42,933,003 sticks of T.N.T. Roughly as much energy expended as 1.5 to 1.7 of the Nagasaki bombs.

Thank you, that is all.

(edited for a bad calculation)