How a carnivore sees you *warn:naked buttocks*

[FMtRIS]

The warning just in case someone says "Oh god, we can't have someone seeing a naked butt so let's watch the taped rerun of Janet Jackson's boob."

[Darth Cluich]

Hell, I'd eat her... *waggles his eyebrows*

[LegendHolder]

Hell, I'd eat her... *waggles his eyebrows*
dont you mean... LICK her?

[Darth Cluich]

dont you mean... LICK her?

Both. :p

[Louve]

The title should have been : "How men see women PERIOD." :rolleyes:

[FMtRIS]

Hello, my name is Ulf. Pleased to eat you.

[adom]

I cattle looked like that it would be easier to understand all those people who have violated cows.

[koben]

hummm hummm hummm humm hum :3

[Darth Cluich]

I cattle looked like that it would be easier to understand all those people who have violated cows.

Um...wtf? :confused:

[adom]

Um...wtf? :confused:
You would lick her and don't get my comment? I guess you don't live near enough rednecks to get the reference.

[Louve]

LOLOLOL ....*keels over laughing* Ok....adom first good joke...two baaaaaaaaaaaaaad set up. That's why Cluich didn't get it. :p

[Darth Cluich]

Thank you, Louve. ;)

[adom]

I was trying so hard not to use the word redneck in the first post, but what can I say...?

I was actually at a bachelor party once, true story, so hang on, where everyone was talking about their "first time". The usual stuff, back of the parents' car, park bench, under the bleechers. They got to one guy and he was silent. Everyone just stared at him and finally someone blurted out, "It was that cow." :eek: That's when I knew I had driven too far out of the city for that party.

[heartagram]

I cattle looked like that it would be easier to understand all those people who have violated cows.
:confused:
I just can't understand why anyone would do that.
My Sympathy goes out to all those violated cows.

[celticwomenfudah]

Hell, I'd eat her... *waggles his eyebrows*

I wouldn' tmind being the girl you ate. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ! Do you like them rare or what?

[Necro Mortis]

I hate red necks

[celticwomenfudah]

I hate red necks

HUH?

[Darth Cluich]

HUH?

Don't worry. Necro's British (as if you couldn't tell from that obnoxious avatar of his :p ). He doesn't even know what a redneck is.

[Necro Mortis]

Don't worry. Necro's British (as if you couldn't tell from that obnoxious avatar of his :p ). He doesn't even know what a redneck is.

What he MEANT to say was " Necro is a British guy, he's FANTASTIC!. He even knows what a redneck is! I love his avatar and I wish the dog on mine was as cool as his and like smoke cigars... "

[celticwomenfudah]

Well then what do you consider a redneck? Would a person from GA in the Usa be considered one? *sighs* Oh well I wish people only knew what it origanally meant.

[Necro Mortis]

I wasn't calling YOU a redneck. I don't even know you. Sheesh get over yourself.

[celticwomenfudah]

I wasn't calling YOU a redneck. I don't even know you. Sheesh get over yourself.

No I know that you were not implying that im a redneck but I am saying what do you consider a redneck? Sorry if it came out that way. Okay. By the way I love your little saying about smoking. It's real cute.

[Wraywolf]

*Looks at picture*

...I don't understand.

[Darth Cluich]

*Looks at picture*

...I don't understand.

That is what we call a female, Wray.

[celticwomenfudah]

Wray if you look at the picture and think of a Butcher's shop I think you should get it then. Now if only there was a guy picture to go beside that female I might enjoy that then.

[Darth Cluich]

Wray if you look at the picture and think of a Butcher's shop I think you should get it then. Now if only there was a guy picture to go beside that female I might enjoy that then.

I'll get to work on a "Cuts of Cluich" photo immediately. ;)

[celticwomenfudah]

I'll get to work on a "Cuts of Cluich" photo immediately. ;)

Really *SIGHS a large sigh* I'd love to see it. :drool: I want it emailed to me if possible so that I can blow it up and hang the picture in my room. That sounds like a plan to me. :notworthy

[J.L.R.]

I wasn't calling YOU a redneck. I don't even know you. Sheesh get over yourself.


Actually Necro is the first British Redneck... He is just in denial. :D

[Necro Mortis]

Actually Necro is the first British Redneck... He is just in denial. :D

You're not just skating on thin ice, you're jumping up and down on it.

[J.L.R.]

You're not just skating on thin ice, you're jumping up and down on it.


You know that is exactly what a Redneck would say! :D Unbelievable... :D

[Darth Cluich]

You know that is exactly what a Redneck would say! :D Unbelievable... :D

I hear "Dueling Banjos"...

[celticwomenfudah]

I hear "Dueling Banjos"...

This is getting good! ha ha! Do you agree cluich. :beerchug:

[Necro Mortis]

Yeah Cluich, what do you think?

[Darth Cluich]

Yeah Cluich, what do you think?

I try not to. Thinking hurts my head.

[Swil the Great]

This is just stupid and yet funny. But what do I know?

[West]

This is just stupid and yet funny. But what do I know?

You know how to bring back dead threads. Topic Closed.