Xavious
04-05-2005, 07:50 PM
Heard this on the radio a few weeks ago.
1) If your wife says "Lets go up stairs and have sex" and you say "I can't do both".
2) If your friends compliment you on your new aligator skin shoes and your barefoot.
3) If a sexy babe catches your eye and your pace maker opens your garage door.
4) If you can remember the Dead Sea was only Sea
5) You don't care where your spouse goes as long as you don't have to got too.
6) When it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
7) When your cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
8) If getting a little action means 'I don't need to take any fiber today'.
9) If getting luck means finding your car in the parking lot after shopping,.
10) When an all nighter means not getting up to pee.
1) If your wife says "Lets go up stairs and have sex" and you say "I can't do both".
2) If your friends compliment you on your new aligator skin shoes and your barefoot.
3) If a sexy babe catches your eye and your pace maker opens your garage door.
4) If you can remember the Dead Sea was only Sea
5) You don't care where your spouse goes as long as you don't have to got too.
6) When it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
7) When your cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
8) If getting a little action means 'I don't need to take any fiber today'.
9) If getting luck means finding your car in the parking lot after shopping,.
10) When an all nighter means not getting up to pee.