Shit happens

[Okamiotoko]

This was posted on a bored I run:

Agnosticism: What is this shit?
Amish: Shit dost occureth.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit.
Buddhism: It's not really shit.
Baptist Fundamentalism: Shit happens because the Bible says so.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
Cunfucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama ding ding.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to US?
Mormonism: Your shit is shit, but our shit is the ONE TRUE shit.
Nihilism: Everything is shit.
Paganism: Shit happens. And is a part of nature.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Shintoism: Shit is everywhere. So as long as you're stepping in it, show it some respect.
Solipsism: All this shit is a creation of my imagination.


*Please note: If you're particular belief was not represented, it does not mean we do not care. It simply means that there were too many "shit happens" jokes and it was deemed that only a few recognizable religions be portrayed. Tough shit. If you want to find more visit: Shit List (http://www.bytebrothers.org/shitlist.htm)
**If you were in anyway offended by this, please don't complain. If you really really want to complain, tough shit.

[koben]

>w< shit does happen it happens form the ... :3

i like that title "shit list"

[Darth Cluich]

You forgot one.

Buddha Monkeyism: "I fling shit." :p

[Silver Wolf]

O.o nice :)

[Buddha Monkey]

/me throws poo at Cluich

Ya know, I haven't done that in a while :)

[The Prophet]

LOL! That was funny. That Catholic one sounds sooo like us!

[Louve]

good jokes...Like the Shintoism one a lot. :p

[heartagram]

Oh man that's great.

I like these ones from the shit list.
CAPITALISM How much will this shit cost?

CARTESIANISM I shit, therefore I am.

I love this one.
COMMUNISM It's everybody's shit. :D

THE-FORCE Do not be swayed by the Dark Side of the shit. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/owen/tie1.gif

YUPPIEISM It's my shit! All mine! ha ha.

[McKitty]

The Jewish does sound like what we wonder a lot. :D

[Wolf_Pup]

OMG! I have to give this to my Philosophy Prof! XD He'll love this! LMAO!

[celticwomenfudah]

I couuld not see all of the shit list therfor I am going to find someone who can email this for me. However I do love the ones that I have seen on here. The paganism one sounds a little like us but it is cute. Can't wait to find a way to read the rest of them.