WareW-Believer
04-18-2005, 03:54 PM
The human life span will be extended to 200 years, but the last 150 will be spent in unremitting pain and sadness.
No one will take drugs, but people will but them and conceal them from the police.
Children will be required to attend school only when something comes up in conversation they do not understand.
All people will speak the same language, but no one will speak it well.
Science will develop exotic flowers capable of producing music. Most of these plants will be exploited by record companies.
All farming will cease and the land will be used for loitering.
Although people will not keep pets of any kind, someone will occasionally step in dogshit.
A race of people libing in ht ecenter of the Earth will be discovered when one of them comes out to but a sunlamp.
A team of astronauts will attempt to harness a comet and never be seen again.
Man will learn to controll the weather with a large hammer.
A time maching will be built. Buy no one will have time to use it.
The sun's light will diminish until it is the equibalent of a forty-watt bulb, and people with highly developed squinting skills will have a survival advantage.
Eventually, it will no longer be necessary to forcast the future, bucause time will disappear and everything will happen at once.
Chickens will operate on gasoline and, surprisingly, most of them will get good mileage.
A utopian society ruled by women will emerge, and there will be peace and plenty for all. However, many men will still act like macho assholes.
No one will take drugs, but people will but them and conceal them from the police.
Children will be required to attend school only when something comes up in conversation they do not understand.
All people will speak the same language, but no one will speak it well.
Science will develop exotic flowers capable of producing music. Most of these plants will be exploited by record companies.
All farming will cease and the land will be used for loitering.
Although people will not keep pets of any kind, someone will occasionally step in dogshit.
A race of people libing in ht ecenter of the Earth will be discovered when one of them comes out to but a sunlamp.
A team of astronauts will attempt to harness a comet and never be seen again.
Man will learn to controll the weather with a large hammer.
A time maching will be built. Buy no one will have time to use it.
The sun's light will diminish until it is the equibalent of a forty-watt bulb, and people with highly developed squinting skills will have a survival advantage.
Eventually, it will no longer be necessary to forcast the future, bucause time will disappear and everything will happen at once.
Chickens will operate on gasoline and, surprisingly, most of them will get good mileage.
A utopian society ruled by women will emerge, and there will be peace and plenty for all. However, many men will still act like macho assholes.