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WareW-Believer
04-18-2005, 03:54 PM
The human life span will be extended to 200 years, but the last 150 will be spent in unremitting pain and sadness.

No one will take drugs, but people will but them and conceal them from the police.

Children will be required to attend school only when something comes up in conversation they do not understand.

All people will speak the same language, but no one will speak it well.

Science will develop exotic flowers capable of producing music. Most of these plants will be exploited by record companies.

All farming will cease and the land will be used for loitering.

Although people will not keep pets of any kind, someone will occasionally step in dogshit.

A race of people libing in ht ecenter of the Earth will be discovered when one of them comes out to but a sunlamp.

A team of astronauts will attempt to harness a comet and never be seen again.

Man will learn to controll the weather with a large hammer.

A time maching will be built. Buy no one will have time to use it.

The sun's light will diminish until it is the equibalent of a forty-watt bulb, and people with highly developed squinting skills will have a survival advantage.

Eventually, it will no longer be necessary to forcast the future, bucause time will disappear and everything will happen at once.

Chickens will operate on gasoline and, surprisingly, most of them will get good mileage.

A utopian society ruled by women will emerge, and there will be peace and plenty for all. However, many men will still act like macho assholes.

Darth Cluich
04-18-2005, 03:58 PM
Chickens will operate on gasoline and, surprisingly, most of them will get good mileage.


But eventually these will be replaced by solar-powered wombats.

Hagakure
04-18-2005, 04:35 PM
... ....


You are -- in no way, shape, or form -- funny.

WareW-Believer
04-18-2005, 04:39 PM
You are -- in no way, shape, or form -- funny.
What? Did I somehow piss you off?

On that note: it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Necro Mortis
04-18-2005, 04:49 PM
I think you got this in the wrong forum. Actually, I think you got the wrong disscussion board in general.

blackdragon
04-24-2005, 12:59 AM
I think it was funny.

Hitodama
04-25-2005, 05:33 AM
Seems like humor to me, good old fashioned "In the future..." based humor.

Necro Mortis
04-25-2005, 12:01 PM
Humor so futureistic that I don't see why it's funny.

DarkWolf
04-25-2005, 03:09 PM
In the future scientists would have invented a way to detect tr00 w3r3s before they're even born so mothers have the option of abortion.

Euthanasia-esque treatment would be mandatory for tr00 w3r3s that were not, or could not, be aborted.

Websites would have the option to physically give an electric shock to troublesome n00bs at the press of a button.

There will be TV stations dedicated to capturing the death of murderers sentenced to electric chair/gas chamber/etc.

Hanging would be resurrected as a death penalty.

I will secretly rule the world.

Wraywolf
04-26-2005, 03:18 PM
No berating humor. If it sucked you can go and make a better thread. Cut the drama.

That is all.

...penis.

Silver Wolf
04-26-2005, 06:58 PM
That was cool. Like DW's addin too.

Darth Cluich
04-27-2005, 02:09 PM
No berating humor. If it sucked you can go and make a better thread. Cut the drama.

That is all.

...penis.

In the future, Wray will no longer find saying the word "penis" so funny. :p

Redwolf_Claw
04-28-2005, 09:38 AM
In the future, Wray will no longer find saying the word "penis" so funny. :p

And in the future Cluich will no longer find Asian chicks so attractive...

Darth Cluich
04-28-2005, 09:43 AM
And in the future Cluich will no longer find Asian chicks so attractive...


LIES!

celticwomenfudah
05-10-2005, 09:51 AM
LIES!

What happened to the good old American Redheads?

Redwolf_Claw
05-10-2005, 10:23 AM
Too many red headed step children result from those kinds of things...

celticwomenfudah
05-12-2005, 09:43 AM
I love the thread you know it might come true *winks to crowd*. Anyways in some neighborhoods the whole dogshit thing is already true. At least down here in Ga it is. :D

Necro Mortis
05-13-2005, 01:32 PM
I love the thread you know it might come true *winks to crowd*. Anyways in some neighborhoods the whole dogshit thing is already true. At least down here in Ga it is. :D

Crowd?