Song Parodies!

[NeonLightChild]

Make up your own lyrics to an established song!

My creations:
"Shower"
(sung to Linkin Park's "Numb")
I'm tired of living with all of this grease
In my long blond hair, I thought I would not care.
But look where it's gotten me now,
I don't need an umbrella
'cause my hair repels the rain.
[need my shampoo right now, I need my shampoo right now]
Every second I waste is another grease atom made.
[need my shampoo right now…]

I've just washed my hair
And it feels so clean
The conditioner I've used
Leaves it with a sheen
I've just washed my hair
All I want to do
Is to meet some guys
Maybe date one too!

Friday Night
(sung to Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit" chorus)
I just want to be the one the bottles always choose
'cause inside I realize that I'm just gonna puke.
I don't know what's worth drinking now
Or why I have to pee,
I don't know why I stumble 'round
And say things I don't mean,
I just know how I got this way,
I know it ain't all right,
So I'm drinkin' it all up tonight!

[celticwomenfudah]

Dpressed

Sung to meow mix tune

I hate living
I hate living
Meow Mix
Meow mix
Please come kill me.


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Now if only meow mix could kill. Can it?
I made this up when I was depressed. I think it is cute but morbid. Don't you.
By the way I love Linkin Park.