You Might Be a Redneck Christian If...

[Darth Cluich]

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK CHRISTIAN IF...


Your Sunday best includes cowboy boots or flannel.


You use Ripple for communion wine.


You thought the NASB was the National Association of Stock Breeders.


You say "Yeeeehaw!" instead of Amen.


You felt you had to have your hunting dog baptized.


Your choice of church is based on the distance to the nearest fishing hole.


You bring steamed okra to the church potluck... and actually eat it!


Your favorite home decoration is the Jigsaw puzzle of the Last Supper that you glued together and hung on your wall.


Your tithe is whatever change is in the vehicle's ashtray when you park at the church.


You think a good summer mission for the kids is organizing the stuff in the garage (True rednecks never throw anything out)


You're favorite benediction is "Now ya'll come again, ya hear."

[celticwomenfudah]

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK CHRISTIAN IF...


Your Sunday best includes cowboy boots or flannel.


You use Ripple for communion wine.


You thought the NASB was the National Association of Stock Breeders.


You say "Yeeeehaw!" instead of Amen.


You felt you had to have your hunting dog baptized.


Your choice of church is based on the distance to the nearest fishing hole.


You bring steamed okra to the church potluck... and actually eat it!


Your favorite home decoration is the Jigsaw puzzle of the Last Supper that you glued together and hung on your wall.


Your tithe is whatever change is in the vehicle's ashtray when you park at the church.


You think a good summer mission for the kids is organizing the stuff in the garage (True rednecks never throw anything out)


You're favorite benediction is "Now ya'll come again, ya hear."

Damn it looks like someone has already beat me to the punch. Oh well mine had more things that were great like
You might be a redneck christian if..
your pews are made out of broken toilet seats and tires.
If your band consists of jugs, banjos, the bass, and a harmonica.

[Louve]

Damn it looks like someone has already beat me to the punch. Oh well mine had more things that were great like
You might be a redneck christian if..
your pews are made out of broken toilet seats and tires.
If your band consists of jugs, banjos, the bass, and a harmonica.
Oh my gawrsh! (Which is the exclamation of choice) is usually followed by "let's string'em up boys!" whenever the spot any moving creature or person
:p

p.s.

...no church would be the same without the harmonica and jug band

[Locksmyth]

What if this is an annual event anyway? Seems to happen a lot back at home...
Then as the title implies you might be a redneck.

[celticwomenfudah]

When your Holy wine is actually Budwiser beer in a keg.