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Vendetta
06-06-2005, 04:52 PM
I kid you NOT (http://in-souls.com/index2.html).

Inspirational Scripture Shoe Inserts
In-Souls™ inserts are designed to provide a tangible support to assist Christians to literally "walk in the word of the Lord."

At first I thought this should go in humour, but it turns out these guys are serious. Now I'm not a Christian by any stretch of the imagination, but isn't stepping on the words of bible a little, err sacrilegious?

And if that isn't enough you can order "Faith on the Go"(tm) air fresheners. Sadly there was no incense or myrrh scents. :D

J.L.R.
06-06-2005, 06:30 PM
I kid you NOT (http://in-souls.com/index2.html).



At first I thought this should go in humour, but it turns out these guys are serious. Now I'm not a Christian by any stretch of the imagination, but isn't stepping on the words of bible a little, err sacrilegious?

And if that isn't enough you can order "Faith on the Go"(tm) air fresheners. Sadly there was no incense or myrrh scents. :D

Let me guess they will allow you to walk on water...

You know it is sad when Faith can be marketed. :D

Kushan
06-08-2005, 09:57 PM
I kid you NOT (http://in-souls.com/index2.html).



At first I thought this should go in humour, but it turns out these guys are serious. Now I'm not a Christian by any stretch of the imagination, but isn't stepping on the words of bible a little, err sacrilegious?

And if that isn't enough you can order "Faith on the Go"(tm) air fresheners. Sadly there was no incense or myrrh scents. :D

this, is just sad.

Rainstorm
06-08-2005, 10:44 PM
*holds her sides and wipes the tears from her eyes*
Oh my, that is quite amusing. What they won't think of next.
That's right folks, commercialism has reached a whole new level.
Good grief. :rolleyes:

LycanSpectre
06-08-2005, 10:49 PM
This really belongs in humor, so off it goes!

Also, this reminds me of the a prank call I heard where Satan called up a shoe store and asked for souls. For hours.

Now THATS humor.

Darth Cluich
06-09-2005, 06:36 AM
This really belongs in humor, so off it goes!

Also, this reminds me of the a prank call I heard where Satan called up a shoe store and asked for souls. For hours.

Now THATS humor.

That was posted somewhere in Humor several months ago.

LycanSpectre
06-09-2005, 01:12 PM
That was posted somewhere in Humor several months ago.

I thought I saw it around here somplace.

LV426
06-09-2005, 09:18 PM
Let me guess they will allow you to walk on water...

You know it is sad when Faith can be marketed. :D

Um HELLO!! They put God on billboards!

Lost_Soul
06-09-2005, 11:21 PM
Oh my god, I want a pair!

Darth Cluich
06-10-2005, 06:31 AM
Um HELLO!! They put God on billboards!


I've got God Underoos. :D

Rainstorm
06-10-2005, 07:03 AM
I've got God Underoos. :D
That doesn't surprise me. :P

Vendetta
06-10-2005, 09:08 AM
Um HELLO!! They put God on billboards!
I wasn't saying it was NEW, just that it was sad. Especially when people of faith don't complain about THAT but instead complain about every little thing someone ELSE does.

Although now that God is so marketable, it's the perfect time for me to introduce my new breakfast cereal Frosted Hosties (free forgiveness for your sins in EVERY box!)

Necro Mortis
06-11-2005, 06:55 AM
Ugh... Next it will be Holy Condoms, If one gets through you will have your own little miricale...

DarkWolf
06-11-2005, 04:50 PM
This doesn't surprise me, the other day I learned of the "Christian" snack bar "to uplift the body and the spirit".

Someday they'll be marketing from the concept of dead babies. Nothing would surprise me in the world of commerce.

Firesong
06-11-2005, 07:22 PM
There used to be a billboard for the weather network that said

"written, produced, and directed by GOD"

Morgrim
06-12-2005, 12:51 AM
There used to be a billboard for the weather network that said

"written, produced, and directed by GOD"
Then why are the weather forcasts always wrong? :(

Remaniox
06-12-2005, 10:30 AM
They should have adidias shoes that have a scripture wrote on them to go with the bottoms of the shoes