Viking Massacre!

[Ves]

OK I'm actually going to make a sports thread.

Last night the English football team was utterly pwned by the Danish in an away friendly.
The final score was 4-1 to Denmark, which frankly is disgusting.

Please feel free to post amusing comments about the crapness of our team (the bloody US team could do better than that). In particular amusing names for David James, our trained muppet of a goalie (henceforth known as Calamity James) will be appreciated.

Over to you Cluich ;)

[Dalai Panda]

(the bloody US team could do better than that)

Wow...we have a soccer team? :D

[Darth Cluich]

Wow...we have a soccer team? :D

Yes, we do. :rolleyes: In fact, the US is ranked #6 in the world and could even go up to #5, the spot currently held by Mexico, which we beat this past Saturday, 2-0, in rather convincing fashion.

I should also point out that England is #7 in FIFA's rankings and have booted Calamity James off the squad. Back to you, Ves. :p

[Ves]

England is #7 in FIFA's rankings and have booted Calamity James off the squad.
We're shit, we just don't know it it seems.
So James is out, and have they perchance replaced him with a far superior keeper - Bonzo the Amazing Trained Chimpanzee?

[Darth Cluich]

We're shit, we just don't know it it seems.
So James is out, and have they perchance replaced him with a far superior keeper - Bonzo the Amazing Trained Chimpanzee?

Right now, it seems Paul Robinson's the man, with Chris Kirkland and Robert Green as backups.

[Ves]

Right now, it seems Paul Robinson's the man, with Chris Kirkland and Robert Green as backups.
We got beat by Northern Island, that's almost more embarassing than being beaten by a Canadian Girl's School.

[Darth Cluich]

England can all but kiss its hopes of making it to Germany '06 goodbye. :D