Corius bloodmoon
10-11-2003, 02:30 PM
Here you can show us some funny lists!I will start with translations from the swedish site skrattnet.com with some of my own aditions (marked with a *)
The star wars against star trek.
Ten reasons why Star wars whould rule out anything from star trek.
10.The weapons in star wars is very rarely set on "stun"
9.Enterprise needs a HUGE reactor room,a piece of anti-matter and a crew of 20 persons to reach warp.
Han solos millenium falcon can do the same thing with R2-D2 and a wookie.
8.Leia still looked fresh and atractive after coming in close contact with Darth Vader and a torture droid.
Picard on the other hand looked like **** after a Cardassian hunger-torture.
7.One word:Lighsabers.
6.Darth vader could strangle the entire borg empire with a look.
5.The death star dont care a thing about if a world is "class M) or not.
4.Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with the thought of getting laid with every Alian he meets (*Thank the gods.Imagine Luke and a hut...Wait dont.)
3.Jabba the Hut whould gladly eat Harry Mud if he tried to get more atention then Jabba.
2.The federation whould try to free any ship named "Slave 1"
1.Picard navigates through an asteroid field on a quarter of an impulse.
Han Solo goes full speed.
I probably will post more later.Post yours now.
The star wars against star trek.
Ten reasons why Star wars whould rule out anything from star trek.
10.The weapons in star wars is very rarely set on "stun"
9.Enterprise needs a HUGE reactor room,a piece of anti-matter and a crew of 20 persons to reach warp.
Han solos millenium falcon can do the same thing with R2-D2 and a wookie.
8.Leia still looked fresh and atractive after coming in close contact with Darth Vader and a torture droid.
Picard on the other hand looked like **** after a Cardassian hunger-torture.
7.One word:Lighsabers.
6.Darth vader could strangle the entire borg empire with a look.
5.The death star dont care a thing about if a world is "class M) or not.
4.Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with the thought of getting laid with every Alian he meets (*Thank the gods.Imagine Luke and a hut...Wait dont.)
3.Jabba the Hut whould gladly eat Harry Mud if he tried to get more atention then Jabba.
2.The federation whould try to free any ship named "Slave 1"
1.Picard navigates through an asteroid field on a quarter of an impulse.
Han Solo goes full speed.
I probably will post more later.Post yours now.