Xzengrim
10-12-2003, 01:33 AM
The Mad Scientist's Guide To Werewolves
Not only is Grim a scientist, he also happens to be German... and a little cruel when he lets himself. So I have decided to try being a Mad Scientist. And these are some experiments someone ought to do with werewolves. (P-shifting movie kind, not just therians)
1) I wish to paint the hair of a human-form werewolf with blacklight sensitive green dye. Then I will have them shift, and look at the result under a blacklight to determine what happens to follicle patterns when fur grows.
2) Freeze werewolves, to see how they react to the cold. What temp, at any particular one, do they have to shift to survive?
3) Test to see if shift can be triggered by electric shock, ultrasonic noise frequency, or different intensity/patterns of light.
4) Score the flesh with silver, and then with steel. How does the silver wound heal differently, if at all?
5) Document body temperature, heart rate, brainwave activity, blood pressure of werewolf during and after shift.
6) Expose werewolf to aconitum lycoctonum (wolfsbane), nuclear radiation, silver nitrate, iron, and moonstone (seperately, of course) to see if anything happens.
7) Bind the hands, feet, and head, and then initiate shift. WHat happens when limbs are left without room to change?
8) Amputate hand and also tail to see what happens when the limb is cut off from blood supply. Then try it again, this time immediately freezing the appendages in liquid nitrogen. This may make it possible to take samples.
9) Dissect werewolf hands, feet, jaw, stomach, brain for reasearch.
10) Vivisect face, hands, forearms (+ wrists), eyes, chest, and feet. Retain samples of skin, teeth, eyes, tongue, spine, upper pallate, sinuses, mastoid muscles for collection.
Those are the first ten experiments. They are very general, non Gender-specific lycanthropy 101 type experiments. I'm currently seeking business partners to help fund my laboratory and for Hunters who could sell me live werewolves as well as werewolf corpses. I also need some human subjects to use as control groups. Payment is negotiable. Business partners will be silent partners: they will never see my work or know the details of what goes on, but they stand to recieve a portion of the money generated by my work. I will make a profit by skinning the werewolves and selling the pelts on the black market. The flayed bodies will then be melted down in a heated, pressurized canister of acid. The sludge will be sifted, and the remains dumped at sea. That way we won't be caught. SPeaking of we, I also need a laboratory assistant. Preferably either a) hunchbacked, with a vaguely Slavic accent or, b) leggy, female, and completely heartless.
Here is a chance for aspiring Hunters to prove themselves! PS: I will pay extra for the following: a really fat werewolf, identical twins, fraternal twins, werewolves with genetic defects, a pregnant (female) werewolf, unuasually large or small werewolves, very young werewolves.
Due to the small size of this first laboratory, I will only be able to accept six wolves at a time. Four males, one female, and one from the list of extras posted above. I plan to import a Gothic castle, or maybe buy some kind of ranch, for my research when I have enough money. But for now, I'll use the basement.
ThanX.
(PS: This is some Dark-ass humor. Please don't be offended.)
Not only is Grim a scientist, he also happens to be German... and a little cruel when he lets himself. So I have decided to try being a Mad Scientist. And these are some experiments someone ought to do with werewolves. (P-shifting movie kind, not just therians)
1) I wish to paint the hair of a human-form werewolf with blacklight sensitive green dye. Then I will have them shift, and look at the result under a blacklight to determine what happens to follicle patterns when fur grows.
2) Freeze werewolves, to see how they react to the cold. What temp, at any particular one, do they have to shift to survive?
3) Test to see if shift can be triggered by electric shock, ultrasonic noise frequency, or different intensity/patterns of light.
4) Score the flesh with silver, and then with steel. How does the silver wound heal differently, if at all?
5) Document body temperature, heart rate, brainwave activity, blood pressure of werewolf during and after shift.
6) Expose werewolf to aconitum lycoctonum (wolfsbane), nuclear radiation, silver nitrate, iron, and moonstone (seperately, of course) to see if anything happens.
7) Bind the hands, feet, and head, and then initiate shift. WHat happens when limbs are left without room to change?
8) Amputate hand and also tail to see what happens when the limb is cut off from blood supply. Then try it again, this time immediately freezing the appendages in liquid nitrogen. This may make it possible to take samples.
9) Dissect werewolf hands, feet, jaw, stomach, brain for reasearch.
10) Vivisect face, hands, forearms (+ wrists), eyes, chest, and feet. Retain samples of skin, teeth, eyes, tongue, spine, upper pallate, sinuses, mastoid muscles for collection.
Those are the first ten experiments. They are very general, non Gender-specific lycanthropy 101 type experiments. I'm currently seeking business partners to help fund my laboratory and for Hunters who could sell me live werewolves as well as werewolf corpses. I also need some human subjects to use as control groups. Payment is negotiable. Business partners will be silent partners: they will never see my work or know the details of what goes on, but they stand to recieve a portion of the money generated by my work. I will make a profit by skinning the werewolves and selling the pelts on the black market. The flayed bodies will then be melted down in a heated, pressurized canister of acid. The sludge will be sifted, and the remains dumped at sea. That way we won't be caught. SPeaking of we, I also need a laboratory assistant. Preferably either a) hunchbacked, with a vaguely Slavic accent or, b) leggy, female, and completely heartless.
Here is a chance for aspiring Hunters to prove themselves! PS: I will pay extra for the following: a really fat werewolf, identical twins, fraternal twins, werewolves with genetic defects, a pregnant (female) werewolf, unuasually large or small werewolves, very young werewolves.
Due to the small size of this first laboratory, I will only be able to accept six wolves at a time. Four males, one female, and one from the list of extras posted above. I plan to import a Gothic castle, or maybe buy some kind of ranch, for my research when I have enough money. But for now, I'll use the basement.
ThanX.
(PS: This is some Dark-ass humor. Please don't be offended.)