purinpuff
10-12-2003, 02:24 PM
Mai: hello, and welcome to Werewolf FAQ, the part of the show where we answer your werewolf questions. Our first question comes from Annabel in California. She writes:
Dear Werewolf FAQ,
What do you do about tailholes in your pants?
Mai: This is a very interesting question. Miburo?
Miburo: Yeah, tails are kinda sensitive, and it's really annoying to have them find a place to go.
Mai: I guess this would be a lot easier if you wore a dress! :p
Miburo: Very funny. Anyway, this is why I always undress before transforming. It keeps the clothes intact and out of the way, and helps prevent people from finding you out.
Mai: Of course, there are disadvantages to undressing completely. Firstly, there's the area of privacy, and, also, the need for something to wear if you have to transform into a human before you get back to your clothes. :D Remember when you had to run through the street stark naked in the snow-
Miburo: :mad: Shaddup.
Mai: Also, I guess with some werewolves the fur doesn't hide everything. In that case I think a thong would work. The tail would easily push the floss aside!
Miburo: ... There is no way I will ever wear that.
Mai: Any better ideas, Mr. Exhibitionist?
Miburo: Yes, actually. Observe: my pants are on backwards.
(Mai: I was wondering about that....)
In times of transformation, I would only need to remove my shoes and then unzip the fly! *does so, and sprouts a tail* See?
Mai: What about if you have to pee?
Miburo: .... Yeah, I'm still working on that.
Dear Werewolf FAQ,
What do you do about tailholes in your pants?
Mai: This is a very interesting question. Miburo?
Miburo: Yeah, tails are kinda sensitive, and it's really annoying to have them find a place to go.
Mai: I guess this would be a lot easier if you wore a dress! :p
Miburo: Very funny. Anyway, this is why I always undress before transforming. It keeps the clothes intact and out of the way, and helps prevent people from finding you out.
Mai: Of course, there are disadvantages to undressing completely. Firstly, there's the area of privacy, and, also, the need for something to wear if you have to transform into a human before you get back to your clothes. :D Remember when you had to run through the street stark naked in the snow-
Miburo: :mad: Shaddup.
Mai: Also, I guess with some werewolves the fur doesn't hide everything. In that case I think a thong would work. The tail would easily push the floss aside!
Miburo: ... There is no way I will ever wear that.
Mai: Any better ideas, Mr. Exhibitionist?
Miburo: Yes, actually. Observe: my pants are on backwards.
(Mai: I was wondering about that....)
In times of transformation, I would only need to remove my shoes and then unzip the fly! *does so, and sprouts a tail* See?
Mai: What about if you have to pee?
Miburo: .... Yeah, I'm still working on that.