Corius bloodmoon
10-20-2003, 01:29 PM
A friend of mine wrote these "fables" and i thought i'd post them here.They are realy great because they are funny and the sensmoral is serious and at the same time hilarious.Read on.The only thing i have done with these stories is to translate them to english all other credit goes to my friend (who i will not name since it's against all laws of internet security).
"There was a raven high up in a tree doing practiacally nothing.A rait came to the tree and asked "Can i do as you do?Just sit here and do nothing?" "sure" the Raven replied.And there they sat doing nothing.Sudenly a Fox jumped from the bushes and killed the rabit.The raven sat and watched the Fox drag the rabbit away."
The sensmoral is:If you want to just sit there and do nothing you have to be in the top.
"There was a little bird who flew in the sky.His little wing froze and he landed on a farm.A cow pooped at him so that his wings thawed.Soon a cat came and dragged him out of the puddle and then the cat ate the little bird."
The sensmoral is:The one who drag you into shit is not always you'r enemy...And the one who drag you out of it is not always you'r friend either (it's a rather poor translation of the sensmoral but it's the best i could do.)
And here's one with the sensmoral put into the story:
"If you dont wear a hat you get a cold,he who get a cold get's a sore throat,he who get a sore throat whispers,he who whispers lyes,he who lyes gets on the wall of shame (thats another bad translation but i dont know the English name for the place you went before if you where "nauhty" so i replaced it with a wall of shame),he who gets on the wall of shame gets a badchildhood,he who gets a bad childhood becomes criminal,he who becomes criminal is put in jail,he who is put in jail starts to do drugs,he who does drugs die.SO FOR HEAVENS SAKE WEAR A CAP!!!"
"There was a raven high up in a tree doing practiacally nothing.A rait came to the tree and asked "Can i do as you do?Just sit here and do nothing?" "sure" the Raven replied.And there they sat doing nothing.Sudenly a Fox jumped from the bushes and killed the rabit.The raven sat and watched the Fox drag the rabbit away."
The sensmoral is:If you want to just sit there and do nothing you have to be in the top.
"There was a little bird who flew in the sky.His little wing froze and he landed on a farm.A cow pooped at him so that his wings thawed.Soon a cat came and dragged him out of the puddle and then the cat ate the little bird."
The sensmoral is:The one who drag you into shit is not always you'r enemy...And the one who drag you out of it is not always you'r friend either (it's a rather poor translation of the sensmoral but it's the best i could do.)
And here's one with the sensmoral put into the story:
"If you dont wear a hat you get a cold,he who get a cold get's a sore throat,he who get a sore throat whispers,he who whispers lyes,he who lyes gets on the wall of shame (thats another bad translation but i dont know the English name for the place you went before if you where "nauhty" so i replaced it with a wall of shame),he who gets on the wall of shame gets a badchildhood,he who gets a bad childhood becomes criminal,he who becomes criminal is put in jail,he who is put in jail starts to do drugs,he who does drugs die.SO FOR HEAVENS SAKE WEAR A CAP!!!"