The Adult Conspiricy

[Shandrel]

The adult conspiricy,
you have probibaly heard aboutthis for most of your young life.Howevere since you were a minor it could absolutly never be explained. Here are the basic componates of the adult conspiriacy.
1. what really goes on when your parents lite candles when you go to bed.
They are getting ready for sex, they are not doing dishes like they told you for years, or talking grownup talk, unless it's those sweet nothings.
2.Work is not fun, remembeer how mom used to tell you chores are fun? WRONG try doing ALL the chores in your house, it is in no way shape or form "FUN". it sucks acutualy
3. Life is not easy, Your dad went to workat a nice desk job, he came home, mom greated him, the end.
WRONG, Your dad worked YEARS before you in a pissant paying job as a burger flipper dealling with grumpy d**&wads who did not want freaken pickles. then he worked his ass off in college while working at afore said hellhole. Then he begged, kissed ass and worked all night, all weekend, just to get that plush job.

okay, contributions to the adult conspiricay, are welcome. lol lets see where this goes

[The Blue Wolf]

The adult conspiricy,
you have probibaly heard aboutthis for most of your young life.Howevere since you were a minor it could absolutly never be explained. Here are the basic componates of the adult conspiriacy.
1. what really goes on when your parents lite candles when you go to bed.
They are getting ready for sex, they are not doing dishes like they told you for years, or talking grownup talk, unless it's those sweet nothings.
2.Work is not fun, remembeer how mom used to tell you chores are fun? WRONG try doing ALL the chores in your house, it is in no way shape or form "FUN". it sucks acutualy
3. Life is not easy, Your dad went to workat a nice desk job, he came home, mom greated him, the end.
WRONG, Your dad worked YEARS before you in a pissant paying job as a burger flipper dealling with grumpy d**&wads who did not want freaken pickles. then he worked his ass off in college while working at afore said hellhole. Then he begged, kissed ass and worked all night, all weekend, just to get that plush job.

okay, contributions to the adult conspiricay, are welcome. lol lets see where this goes

Sharing: Adults DON"T SHARE! You only have to do that as a kid because they tell you to.

[DarkHunter]

SORRY: An effort to keep you peaceful with your siblings long enough to get you out of the house, where sorry doesn't count.

"I'LL THINK ABOUT IT": Translation, no

[DarkHunter]

WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER?: Get the f**k away from me. There is another person raising you. Go tell her because I don't care.

IN A MINUTE: In an hour.

I'M JUST RESTING MY EYES: I'm sleeping you idiot.

I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK: Go away.

GOOD JOB HONEY: Time to get a job, ya bum.

[McKitty]

When I saw this title it reminded me of the book series "Xanth" for there is something called the "Adult Conspiricy" and it does deal with keeping everything about grown-up life away from children. :)

[Nightmare GenoReaper]

reminds me of a joke

A father and his daughter are at the park one day, and they see two dogs having sex. The daughter asks "What are they doing daddy?" The father says, "They're making a little puppy."

Later that night, the daughter catches her mother and father...having sex, missionary stylie... and she says "Daddy what are you doing" And the father replies, "Oh we're gonna make you baby brother!"

The daughter then says "Well then turn her over i want a puppy" :D

[daughtersere]

NEVER EVER belive it when your parents say they already know what you did so tell them anyway. THEY DoN"T KNOW. If they knew, you'd be on your way to boarding school with belt marks on your backside. After years of consecutive beatings I warn you all. don't make my mistake. DON'T TELL!! DON't TELL. FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODDESS DON'T :cry: TELL!!!!!

[Shandrel]

When I saw this title it reminded me of the book series "Xanth" for there is something called the "Adult Conspiricy" and it does deal with keeping everything about grown-up life away from children. :)


YEPPERS YAY lol another xanth reader, ever read the incarnate books he wrote?