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chriz
01-23-2007, 02:18 PM
Scientology declares Tom Cruise is their equivalent to Jesus Christ. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html)

It's true. He's performed many miracles, like the time he flew that F-14 mission against all odds. Or when he was accused of murder but managed to not only acquit himself, but bring down an entire corrupt organization.

And don't forget when he saved the world from Martians...

UNODRAGONE
01-24-2007, 06:42 AM
:O the world will end now

DarkHunter
01-24-2007, 07:43 PM
Christ save us....


Oh wait. Nevermind....

West
01-24-2007, 08:19 PM
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5381/cruise0mw.gif

Hitodama
01-25-2007, 12:30 AM
He's a Sith Lord!! Notice the all black clothes and lightning coming out of his hands.

Ves
01-25-2007, 01:00 PM
S'funny, I expected Jesus to be taller...

Lady Macbeth
01-25-2007, 05:00 PM
I want to laugh, but I'm too shocked to.

Okami no hi
01-25-2007, 05:51 PM
That movie sucked.

DarkHunter
01-25-2007, 08:06 PM
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5381/cruise0mw.gif

That is the best picture ever.

Sith Lords are cooler than Tom Cruise.

J.L.R.
01-25-2007, 08:10 PM
I agree... I liked watched that snipet for nearly 3 minutes straight... :D

DarkHunter
01-26-2007, 02:32 PM
I agree... I liked watched that snipet for nearly 3 minutes straight... :D

I"m considering making it my Profile pic on myspace.

Okami no hi
01-27-2007, 04:05 PM
You all probably have fast pcs. The clip only moves like one frame every 30 secs to a minute on mine. So to me it sucks.

DarkHunter
01-28-2007, 10:46 AM
You all probably have fast pcs. The clip only moves like one frame every 30 secs to a minute on mine. So to me it sucks.

Save it, it'll work faster.