Are Vampires real

[Rele WT]

Really random. Have any of you guys heard about the "vampire clan" that murdered two people in FL in like the 90's? Some kid convinced his friends (and I think himself) into believing he was a 5000 year old vampire. He was talking to his ex-girlfriend one night and said he should come take her away from her parents. She told him yeah, but jokingly added "you'd have to kill them first." So him and three of his fiends (including his current pregnant girlfriend)went down to FL and did.
Sorry I know its random, but I thought it kinda went with the topic and saying you are something without much proof, or thought on the subject.
O and I like this noob too...wow someone new that knows their shit

I'd never heard of that. That's um, very odd.

[ThrasherCub]

I'd never heard of that. That's um, very odd.

There's a book, The Vampire Encyclopedia (or something along those lines), which is full of everything vampire including several cases of murderers who believed themselves to be vampires (or who for no obvious reason had somewhat vampiric habits, such as the consumption of blood).

I have it's smaller cousin, The Werewolf Encyclopedia and it too has several murderers who where labeled as "werewolves" by the media.

[Rele WT]

Those seem like interesting books. If I ever see either one I'll be sure to look at them.

[Faolan]

Really random. Have any of you guys heard about the "vampire clan" that murdered two people in FL in like the 90's? Some kid convinced his friends (and I think himself) into believing he was a 5000 year old vampire. He was talking to his ex-girlfriend one night and said he should come take her away from her parents. She told him yeah, but jokingly added "you'd have to kill them first." So him and three of his fiends (including his current pregnant girlfriend)went down to FL and did.
Sorry I know its random, but I thought it kinda went with the topic and saying you are something without much proof, or thought on the subject.
O and I like this noob too...wow someone new that knows their shit

Hey that isn't random, it fits into what this thread is all about. It's more on topic then the Jman stuff that happened earlier. :p

[xxMatolfxx]

I agree. Even me saying this is more on topic than he was.

[Moon_Slave]

broing......8*yawn*. .......
vamps still suck
woof woof

[xxMatolfxx]

broing......8*yawn*. .......
vamps still suck
woof woof
I can't help to agree with this one.

[Moon_Slave]

I can't help to agree with this one.

ya thanks i though about that one along time lol.

[Kaden]

broing......8*yawn*. .......
vamps still suck
woof woof

Wow, what a completely usless post. You do this often?

[Hunter]

There's a book, The Vampire Encyclopedia (or something along those lines), which is full of everything vampire including several cases of murderers who believed themselves to be vampires (or who for no obvious reason had somewhat vampiric habits, such as the consumption of blood).

I have it's smaller cousin, The Werewolf Encyclopedia and it too has several murderers who where labeled as "werewolves" by the media.

I have the werewolf one too....It helps a lot for quick little research, and my fiancée has the second edition of the vamp one.....

[Moon_Slave]

i could believe that. lol

[John 677808]

These creatures certainly do exist, they murdered most of barrow in Alaska's population, last year. Then they tried to burn half of the town to the ground.

The US goverment covered this up, though fortunately their race has been destroyed.

[Faolan]

These creatures certainly do exist, they murdered most of barrow in Alaska's population, last year. Then they tried to burn half of the town to the ground.

The US goverment covered this up, though fortunately their race has been destroyed.

Very good movie. :)

[Ookami Mitsuki]

This is, by far, the funniest thread I have read in a while. That Jman guy....*sigh* I don't even know where to start. And hey, Ookami, welcome! :D Finally, a n00b that isn't a retarded, immature loser! I mean that in the nicest way possible...

Anyway, vamps. Sorry, I don't think that some dead guy is going to rise out of his grave and go around drinking people's blood. I hardly think that version of the myths are real, hence why they're called myths.

Actually, vampires are about as real as Jman's 'tale of woe'! Oooo, I better be careful! Jman and his army of one-armed tr00 w3r3s are going to get me for saying bad things about him!! :eek:

(Really though, how funny would that be!)
This may be a little late but thanx. That means alot to be acknowledged as an Awsome n00b lol :D Somebodys gotta do it, right?:)

[Kaden]

Vampires are so real! Look proof!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a375/andietitan/halloweenpics006.jpg

oh wait thats me drunk on halloween.

[UNODRAGONE]

Vampires are so real! Look proof!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a375/andietitan/halloweenpics006.jpg

oh wait thats me drunk on halloween.

Damn you had me going lol :)

[Ookami Mitsuki]

Damn thats pretty cool lol :D

[Jman the wise]

Wow. I can right now honestly say that this is one of the most hilarious threads I've seen in a long time. Jman, one word of advice.

Not only do you supposedly have 'one arm' but you must obviously be blind. Everyone on here clearly gave you the options you need to get help for your little 'problem' yet you still remain to act like a retard. I've known many young people, younger than me, have an exceding amount of maturity, wheter from harsh experiences or what not. Yet you claim to be 20 but you cant even spell the word curse without tripping over you pathetic 'will someone kill me please' attention wanting -im a werewolf really- ass. First of all, if you really want someone to 'attemp to kill you' go hire someone to do it. You could find anythings these days. And attention wise, believe me your getting all the attention you need. As for you being over 18, all you need is a cooler filled with achohol, a blow up doll, and some sleeping pills to get on with your pathetic, lonley life. Basically, heres my word of advise.
Get a job, Get a life, find someone who cares.

By the way, you wouldn't know what a real werewolf is if it kicked you in the ass. I suggest you go looked it up to back you up next time you post a 'im a real werewolf story.'


First of all i was born in 1987 count it up that's 20 years honey. Second i have a job not a good job but a job none the less, besides how do you think i pay my Internet bill. Third i know my spelling suck but im getting better at it, and finally i think i would know what a werewolf would look like.

[Kaden]

Problem is, I could say any old year too and say thats my age. I could say I was born in 1974 and claim to be 33 (takes a little more math to use a year like that, honey) but it doesn't make it true. How many people online actually use their real age anyhow. You know the sheer amount of stalkers out there who claim to be teens? Or how many teens pretend to be older? Its easy to doubt someone's age online.

[Tempest]

Problem is, I could say any old year too and say thats my age.

But...it's the Internet!! Everything said here is true!!1

[Jman the wise]

Problem is, I could say any old year too and say thats my age. I could say I was born in 1974 and claim to be 33 (takes a little more math to use a year like that, honey) but it doesn't make it true. How many people online actually use their real age anyhow. You know the sheer amount of stalkers out there who claim to be teens? Or how many teens pretend to be older? Its easy to doubt someone's age online.


Well im not make my age up, i don't make up dates of birth there no point for me and its stupid you can get into a lot of trouble on some websites for doing that. Stalker what do you mean stalker, how can you stalk somebody on a forum. Doesn't stalker mean that a person is all ways following and watching another person right or im i wrong on this.

[Rele WT]

You're 20 and you've never heard of people who stalk people on the internet/ people they met on the internet? Yeah, that's totally normal for a twenty year old.

And just because you say that you're telling the truth about theage doesn't at all mean that you are.

[Ookami Mitsuki]

First of all i was born in 1987 count it up that's 20 years honey. Second i have a job not a good job but a job none the less, besides how do you think i pay my Internet bill. Third i know my spelling suck but im getting better at it, and finally i think i would know what a werewolf would look like.
First of all, don't call me honey, thats just sick and you don't know me. Second of all, do you think I really give a shit about your life? I don't care about your job and I don't care if you use your friends Internet because you cant pay for your own and I especially don't care if you wanna go on the Internet and humiliate yourself in front of people that know your full of shit. So basically, all I can say is you wouldn't know what a werewolf is because there are different forms, if you didn't already know that. There are different forms and different types, even different races. Maybe, instead of wasting your life away to stupid shit you could go look it up on your 'own Internet.' Because just maybe, you'd be more believable. Save yourself some trouble, and get a life.

[xxMatolfxx]

That even hurt me. :(

[Ookami Mitsuki]

That even hurt me. :(

Oh, I'm sorry Matolf. It wasn't intended to.

[xxMatolfxx]

No problem, but that was extremely harsh. Read it again, I guarantee even you will think so.

[punxnotdead]

Well im not make my age up, i don't make up dates of birth there no point for me and its stupid you can get into a lot of trouble on some websites for doing that. Stalker what do you mean stalker, how can you stalk somebody on a forum. Doesn't stalker mean that a person is all ways following and watching another person right or im i wrong on this.

Is this all you spend your time doing, trying to convince us all you're twenty? Because no one gives two shits how old you are.
No offence intended!

[xxMatolfxx]

I second that!...Off in the background you hear I thrid that.....twentyith that....one millionith that....:)

[Jman the wise]

You can all go fuck yourself's, im tried of trying to convince you people. Im 20 years old i dont lie about shit like that, if you don't like it well fuck you.

[Jman the wise]

I can't belive this shit, you will believe that west is 99 years old, but when i tell the truth about my age it's just a lot of bullshit to you people. I don't have to convince you people of my age believe what you what to.

[Rele WT]

Dude, you seriously think we all believe West is 99? Wow.

[xxMatolfxx]

This guy doesn't get a joke.

Can't undermind intellegince. That is just mean and wrong. You never know the guy could be insanely smart. Or just a dimwit who dropped out of highschool. If he even got to highschool. :)

Now that was a joke, don't even start on it.

[Jman the wise]

Yeah i got to high school, i graduated in 2005 and im doing better then most of my class mates.

[Rele WT]

I thought you said you were slow and not the top of your class.:confused:
And if you graduated in 2003 that'd make you about 22 I think. Unless you graduated early, which I doubt. So you're lying about either the year of graduation or your age... I vote both.

[Tempest]

You can all go fuck yourself's, im tried of trying to convince you people. Im 20 years old i dont lie about shit like that, if you don't like it well fuck you.

WOW real mature. Really makes us think that you're 20.

I can't belive this shit, you will believe that west is 99 years old

Oh...oh wow. Congrats you actually made me laugh. Seriously man, West isn't 99. It's a joke. We all know this, except you apparently.

I don't have to convince you people of my age believe what you what to.

You don't have to convice us? We can believe what we want to? Then why do you keep going on about how you are "telling the truth" and you definately are 20? It seems to be rather important to you that we believe you.

Edit:
Yeah i got to high school, i graduated in 2003 and im doing better then most of my class mates.

Wait...what? You graduated 4 years ago? So...you're in college? What the fuck are you on about? You graduated at 16 is what you are saying? Man you are a RIOT.

[Jman the wise]

sorry my computer just fuck me over i put 2005 and it put 2003 in its place.

[Tempest]

sorry my computer just fuck me over i put 2005 and it put 2003 in its place.

Wow I've never heard of a computer doing that.

[Rele WT]

sorry my computer just fuck me over i put 2005 and it put 2003 in its place.

Alright, whatever you say. But all the liars change their stories after you point out the faults too, soooo...

[Jman the wise]

So fucking bann me if you don't like it because im tired of all you punk ass bitche's.

[Rele WT]

If you're as tired of it as you say then all you have to do is say "okay fine, I admit it, I lied. I'm not a werewolf and I'm only 13" it's pretty easy you know. Or just leave.

Oh, and I really don't appretiate being called a punk ass bitch so if you don't do that again it'd be cool. ^_^

[Tempest]

So fucking bann me if you don't like it

Firstly, I don't have the power to do this. Secondly, I'm sure you're already bordering on being banned.

because im tired of all you punk ass bitche's.

Then leave. It's not that hard. Push that red X thing in the upper right hand corner of your computer screen (with your cursor, don't push it with your finger). Then, just don't come back.

[punxnotdead]

You can all go fuck yourself's, im tried of trying to convince you people. Im 20 years old i dont lie about shit like that, if you don't like it well fuck you.

Woah, settle down...if you don't like this thread or what we're saying, then I suggest you don't post here. This is a forum for opinions.

[Faolan]

So fucking bann me if you don't like it because im tired of all you punk ass bitche's.

Jman... if you so don't like us "punk ass bitches" then why bother coming back over and over again? I stated this before but I see you didn't bother to respond. Why do you keep coming back here telling us the same old bullshit and what is there to gain? Now please, when you respond take your time and really think about what I asked you. I am not insulting you, I am not "f1aM3rz tH3 N00b" either. Don't tell me that your story is true or that you don't care if we believe in you. By the fact you keep coming back here and responding like you do proves enough for us that you do care. Now whither or not you get baned isn't up to me or most of the other posters here, it's up to the administrator and any mods who are given that privilege.

[UNODRAGONE]

So fucking bann me if you don't like it because im tired of all you punk ass bitche's.

Honest question, why do you give a rats ass who believes you if you know the truth? If I knew the truth about something I claimed, I could give 2 shits who believed me, the only real opinion that matters to me is my own.

[ThrasherCub]

First of all i was born in 1987 count it up that's 20 years honey.
Ookami acknowledged your claim of being 20. Stating that '87 is 20 years ago in no way proves that you are 20, and if you really were 20 you'd probably understand that.

Second i have a job not a good job but a job none the less, besides how do you think i pay my Internet bill.
How oblivious are you? Given the fact that it is clear that none of us think you are over the age of 18 the obvious assumption on our part is that you are using you mommy's internet.

Besides that, you could be using a friend's computer, a library computer, a school computer, free wireless (which is what I am using), or if you really are 20 you could be using a college computer.

Third i know my spelling suck but im getting better at it,
Use spellcheck. Really. If you're able to see that you spell like a monkey than use a spellchecking device.


Empty words. You have offered no reason why we should believe you. You're making random declarations and expecting use to take them seriously despite that there is no evidence to support it, and in fact, logical reasons to doubt it.

I am your God. Really. I am. I have no proof and this doesn't make much sense, but I'm your God. We will begin taking your word on werewolves shortly after you begin worshiping me.

Anything else would be hypocritical as you would be demanding from us what I am demanding from you.

[QUOTE=Jman the twit;241860]Well im not make my age up, i don't make up dates of birth there no point for me and its stupid you can get into a lot of trouble on some websites for doing that.
Ooh, there's a problem though - you do have a reason to do it. People often times pretend to be older than they actually are in order to have their blatant crap taken seriously. Since you're coming in and using the spelling of a 13 year old and the logic of a 6 year old, I'd say you have plenty of reason to fabricate an age which might cause you to be taken seriously.

Stalker what do you mean stalker, how can you stalk somebody on a forum. Doesn't stalker mean that a person is all ways following and watching another person right or im i wrong on this.
You can certainly stalk someone online as you can "follow" someone and certainly watch them. On the internet it entails finding out all you can about an individual, watching their every move on forums and journals, and sometimes net-stalkers will IM their subject compulsively.

Just type in "internet stalker" into Google. You get over 1.5 million hits.

You can all go fuck yourself's, im tried of trying to convince you people.
Then why are you here? All you are doing is amusing the hell out of us with your faggotry.

Im 20 years old i dont lie about shit like that, if you don't like it well fuck you.
:eek: Someone on the internet said "fuck you"!!! To me!!! I am just devastated! Oh, whatever shall I do!?

I can't belive this shit,
No one can believe this shit. I imagine you have your head so far up your ass that you can only breath via snorkel.

you will believe that west is 99 years old,
No one here believes that. Not one. It's a joke. It used to say he was 1.

Because people can put anything they like down as their age, even if it's not true.

but when i tell the truth about my age it's just a lot of bullshit to you people.
It's a lot of bullshit period.

I don't have to convince you people of my age believe what you what to.
Thank you for stating the obvious and reminding us that you're not to be believed.

Yeah i got to high school, i graduated in 2005 and im doing better then most of my class mates.
I imagine that means they're all in mental homes. Being dead is an improvement from your level of Pathetic™.

sorry my computer just fuck me over i put 2005 and it put 2003 in its place.
That's not a computer problem. That's you sucking with math.

So fucking bann me if you don't like it because im tired of all you punk ass bitche's.
If you're so tired of us and asking us to ban you, why do you come back? Really.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/ThrasherCub/Bashing/1192147960237.jpg

[Kaden]

You know, I rather enjoy being a punk ass bitch. But I've never been called a punk ass bitche

[Ookami Mitsuki]

Seroiusly, Jman. Your just amusing us with your stupiditiy.

[Kaden]

And when it comes to stupid people, I am not easily amused.

[Ookami Mitsuki]

:D Ha. Funny

[xxMatolfxx]

SO many posts I wish to thank in this thread, but they decided to take it off.

Too bad.

(werewolf) Now I'm back on subject. (wereewolf)

[Kaden]

SO many posts I wish to thank in this thread, but they decided to take it off.

Too bad.

(werewolf) Now I'm back on subject. (wereewolf)

Chriz and the other Admins are working on bringing it back. Don't worry dude.

[Ookami Mitsuki]

Yea I've noticed that too. Shame Really....

[DarkWolf]

Wait...what? You graduated 4 years ago? So...you're in college? What the fuck are you on about? You graduated at 16 is what you are saying? Man you are a RIOT.*small voice* I graduated at 16... *end small voice*

[Cthulhu fhtagn]

*small voice* I graduated at 16... *end small voice*

But you do not claim to be a werewolf without any proof.

[Kaden]

Plus I always found your posts to be intelligent.

[DarkWolf]

I wasn't fishing for compliments but thank you anyway!

I was just kinda pointing out that somebody inferring they graduated at 16 isn't laughable really. Many people may graduate high school at 16 for any number of reasons from academic success, school policy, or the norm of where you live (I'm in britain, the normal age for graduating high school is 16 here). Or a variety of other reasons.

Of course everything else Jman has said up until now has warranted intense mocking, laughter, and challenge. :p

[Tempest]

*small voice* I graduated at 16... *end small voice*

I graduated at 17. I'm not saying that it's impossible to graduate at 16, by any means. I can defiantely believe you did so at 16 because you actually can spell, use logic, and write believeable posts. Jman cannot, and thus it's extremely unlikely that he graduated early.

[xxMatolfxx]

Chriz and the other Admins are working on bringing it back. Don't worry dude.
Yes! That made my day/night.

[Hunter]

I am your God. Really. I am. I have no proof and this doesn't make much sense, but I'm your God. We will begin taking your word on werewolves shortly after you begin worshiping me.


:notworthy All hail ThrasherCub God o all....especially Jman:notworthy :notworthy ..
ok so maybe your not God but this is my own way of thanking your post...at least until they get that feature back up.

[ThrasherCub]

I was just kinda pointing out that somebody inferring they graduated at 16 isn't laughable really.

It is if the person is so clearly ignorant that they would have had to just barely scrape through at a second-rate school. Or be 13.

:notworthy All hail ThrasherCub God o all....especially Jman:notworthy :notworthy ..
ok so maybe your not God but
No, I'm God. If you look at a picture of me here (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/ThrasherCub/IMG_0478.jpg) you'll see undeniable proof that I am God. Just look at that heavenly glow shining forth from me as I consume the ritually sacrificed plushie.

Also note the holy relic affixed to my hat. Do not be fooled into believing it is merely a safety pin. It actually gives me the power to shape shift, combat vampires, raise the dead, travel through time, and communicate with aliens.

[Kaden]

It is if the person is so clearly ignorant that they would have had to just barely scrape through at a second-rate school. Or be 13.


No, I'm God. If you look at a picture of me here (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/ThrasherCub/IMG_0478.jpg) you'll see undeniable proof that I am God. Just look at that heavenly glow shining forth from me as I consume the ritually sacrificed plushie.

Also note the holy relic affixed to my hat. Do not be fooled into believing it is merely a safety pin. It actually gives me the power to shape shift, combat vampires, raise the dead, travel through time, and communicate with aliens.

You're a Sharks fan, that makes you god already.


Fao is going to kill me for supporting a team that isn't the CAPS

[UNODRAGONE]

It is if the person is so clearly ignorant that they would have had to just barely scrape through at a second-rate school. Or be 13.


No, I'm God. If you look at a picture of me here (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/ThrasherCub/IMG_0478.jpg) you'll see undeniable proof that I am God. Just look at that heavenly glow shining forth from me as I consume the ritually sacrificed plushie.

Also note the holy relic affixed to my hat. Do not be fooled into believing it is merely a safety pin. It actually gives me the power to shape shift, combat vampires, raise the dead, travel through time, and communicate with aliens.

You are my new God :)

[Tempest]

We should start a TC cult. TC do you require sacrifices? If so what kind?

[DarkWolf]

We should start a TC cult. TC do you require sacrifices? If so what kind?
Oh not another one (http://www.darkenedheart.co m/cults.php)! -_-

[xxMatolfxx]

Ohh god help us now.

[Tempest]

Oh not another one (http://www.darkenedheart.co m/cults.php)! -_-

Oh man that so made my day. Seriously, that was better than thinking a table left me just $3 and then finding a $5 bill under a ketchup bottle.

[ThrasherCub]

Ohh god help us now.

Don't order me around. I'll help only when I wish to do so.

[UNODRAGONE]

Don't order me around. I'll help only when I wish to do so.

Thanks :) That cracked me up!

[xxMatolfxx]

I Want It Now!!!!!!!

[UNODRAGONE]

And then fire rained down from the sky :)

[RoseLillianJade]

All I can say is lol :D

[xxMatolfxx]

And then fire rained down from the sky :)
NO!!! I take back what I said. :)

[Gilenea]

ZOMBIE THREAD.

Gil

[Delaware]

Ahhhh! Somebody Shoot It!!!! :d

[cold_heart]

ya i think all vamps are dumb...

Okay, you act like werewolves are high and mighty. WTF? Accept the idea that people like vampires too. And stop being a dork.

And I do believe there are vampires. It's a mind set as well. You guys got all technical before I could understand anything, but all I'm saying is YES they're real.
:D :D :D

[ThrasherCub]

Okay, you act like werewolves are high and mighty. WTF? Accept the idea that people like vampires too. And stop being a dork.

And I do believe there are vampires. It's a mind set as well. You guys got all technical before I could understand anything, but all I'm saying is YES they're real.
:D :D :D

Wow, it was stupid and nine months late.

Slick.

[Linknivy]

No I can't say I think they exist, unless you count crazy humans who think that they are vampires and drink blood