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thenewbishop
02-13-2007, 05:41 PM
I am trying to atract werewolvs to my town and i was wondering dose any one know what spasificly do they like to eat
DarkWolf
02-13-2007, 06:15 PM
Nothing.
They don't exist.
thenewbishop
02-13-2007, 06:29 PM
harsh
any body else
NeonLightChild
02-13-2007, 06:41 PM
The truth hurts...DW is right on.
We're not being harsh, we're being realistic and honest with you. Take it or leave it. People are only offended when what they're told is the truth, which is precisely what they refuse to believe.
thenewbishop
02-13-2007, 06:46 PM
well it may take some time to get used to it but i will try to belive you i dont want to but i will try
KingFatman
02-14-2007, 01:09 AM
The truth hurts...DW is right on.
We're not being harsh, we're being realistic and honest with you. Take it or leave it. People are only offended when what they're told is the truth, which is precisely what they refuse to believe.
See but no one knows the truth, because neither side can prove that they are 100% correct. Lycans eat meat, anything they can get. Many like any other predator will go for whatever it the easiest game.
LV426
02-14-2007, 08:23 AM
Ooo that shall be my next invention, I shall enlist Ron Popeil's aide in making the new and improved Squirrel Proof Werewolf Feeder! Guaranteed to draw werewolves right into your back yard while preventing those pesky squirrels from stealing the food.
xxMatolfxx
02-14-2007, 09:49 AM
rofl.hahahah.hahaha. lololol. good one
Vendetta
02-14-2007, 10:11 AM
I am trying to atract werewolvs to my town and i was wondering dose any one know what spasificly do they like to eat
I hear they are fond of tender young things with a lack of proper spelling and grammar.
So what I'm saying is that they should be there any day now.
UNODRAGONE
02-14-2007, 11:42 AM
I hear they are fond of tender young things with a lack of proper spelling and grammar.
So what I'm saying is that they should be there any day now.
you bastard :)
thenewbishop
02-14-2007, 04:20 PM
I hear they are fond of tender young things with a lack of proper spelling and grammar.
So what I'm saying is that they should be there any day now.
ouch that hert i think i am going to cry
dam my english tacher for not learing me better english
MorganaFang
02-14-2007, 04:30 PM
See but no one knows the truth, because neither side can prove that they are 100% correct. Lycans eat meat, anything they can get. Many like any other predator will go for whatever it the easiest game.
And your diet consists of how much smoked weed?
Can someone close this thread PLEASE?!!
I'm gonna leave this one up :D
lupine-bianca
02-14-2007, 07:05 PM
I think that King is right, no one can truly be sure, I mean..wasn't there some wierd animal-like creature in like...wyoming? the beast of bay road? that gave me the chills..
and then what about loupgaroo? (or however you spell it...)
all myths are either based on a grain of truth or try to explain away the unexplained. SO though most of "normal" society leans against it, there very well could be a werewolf. maybe not an actual person that changes into a werewolf on the full moon, but like...what about the humanze or whatever? the chimp that wasn't a chimp, but wasn't human? It could be like a specail wild animal wierd crossbreed, or just an undiscovered species, or a demon possesed person, or a demon possesed wolf....who knows? (LoL) the point is that we can't completey dismiss the idea of "werewolves" because how can we truly know that they do or don't exist? On the island of madagascar, there was like....3 (?) kinds of lemurs, and now theres' like 40 because of crossbreeding and mutations. Mutations do exist, not the X-men kind, but like the kind that your molecules don't copy themselves correctly and it's like....
Ex. THE CAT ATE THE RAT
HEC ATA TCT HER AT
Just pretend that was your DNA copying itself...you get it?
hope so, the point is there could be some highly intelligent wolf like creature roaming about and then with the stories of king lycan and the rituals and ointments and all that jazz, it makes some fantastic "tails" about actual werewolves, as in people turining into these beautiful predatorial creatures that bay at the moon and are fierce killers.
As foe me, I'm more inclined to believe that there "might" be an intelligent wolf-creature around somewhere, but an actual werewolf, loupgaroo? shapeshifter? ...not so much. However, the werewolf does exist in Literature, television, movies, which is what we all come here for (this site) to talk about this magnificent, but mostly fictional, creature.
That's my opinion....
Brat :D
thenewbishop
02-15-2007, 12:30 AM
another person who belives that it is not imposible that these creatures could be real
lupine-bianca
02-15-2007, 08:33 AM
another person who belives that it is not imposible that these creatures could be real
:o sorry... but you have to admit that I presented a compelling arguement. besides, I didn't say actual werewolves did exist. I just didn't say that they did not exist, it's like king said, no one can "really" prove it.
but like the whole morphing from human to wolf. that I don't think is quite possible.
like I said, who knows?
LoL,
Brat :D
LV426
02-15-2007, 08:38 AM
:o sorry... but you have to admit that I presented a compelling arguement. besides, I didn't say actual werewolves did exist. I just didn't say that they did not exist, it's like king said, no one can "really" prove it.
but like the whole morphing from human to wolf. that I don't think is quite possible.
like I said, who knows?
LoL,
Brat :D
Seeing as how King has said in another thread that he is a werewolf then he could theoretically prove the existence of werewolves if he were to shift in front of other people into the form of a wolf. But since he has yet to provid us with proof we all think he's FOS and just some tweenie looking for attention.
Celtic Hill
02-15-2007, 10:53 AM
I am trying to atract werewolvs to my town and i was wondering dose any one know what spasificly do they like to eat
whey would you want to kill them?
Layira Aura
02-15-2007, 10:57 AM
and then what about loupgaroo?
That would be the mispelled: Loup-Garou. That's french for the word werewolf. Loup=wolf Garou=man Wolf+Man= Werewolf or Loup-Garou
Got it?:D
I agree, why would you want to kill them?
Vendetta
02-15-2007, 11:17 AM
Can you people not read?!? No where in his poorly-spelled post did it say he wanted to kill them.
God, this thread has the largest amount of stupidity per post in any that I've seen in a while. If it's not going to be locked, maybe it could be moved to Mythology. If not, I'm totally gonna pee-shift all up ins.
thenewbishop
02-15-2007, 11:36 AM
I never said that i wanted to kill them i wand to draw them to my town so i mite become one
and yes it is porly spelled
MorganaFang
02-15-2007, 11:47 AM
I never said that i wanted to kill them i wand to draw them to my town so i mite become one
Ok... So here's what you have to do: get all of your neighbors small children and pets. Go to the edge of town and tie them to posts to use them as bait. Wait awhile there with them and some werewolves should come. :D
thenewbishop
02-15-2007, 11:52 AM
Ok... So here's what you have to do: get all of your neighbors small children and pets. Go to the edge of town and tie them to posts to use them as bait. Wait awhile there with them and some werewolves should come. :D
I tryed that once but my neighbors cought me trying to steal there dog and she called the cops on me know any other ways that do not involve stealing small children and pets
LV426
02-15-2007, 12:45 PM
Ok... So here's what you have to do: get all of your neighbors small children and pets. Go to the edge of town and tie them to posts to use them as bait. Wait awhile there with them and some werewolves should come. :D
That attracts werewolves, vampires, zombies, and bondage fetishists.
Layira Aura
02-15-2007, 04:41 PM
It didn't, that was a poor assumption on my part. My apologies. But still, I don't think that a werewolf would be stupid enough to fall for that, and even if they did, what would you do then, try to catch him/her? I doubt that would happen.
Not trying to sound rude, but in all seriousness, what would you do with a werewolf?
And if you had even half a brain, you would have realized that a werewolf is half wolf, and wolves eat meat. I suppose if that didn't make a connection then nothing will. But, if you get my point, then take it how you wish, if not... Well, I can't help you there.
NeonLightChild
02-15-2007, 06:37 PM
That would be the mispelled: Loup-Garou. That's french for the word werewolf. Loup=wolf Garou=man Wolf+Man= Werewolf or Loup-Garou
Got it?:D
Off-topic: You might want to brush up on your French. You got the wolf part right, but Man is "Homme." Even I have no idea what "Garou" means and I'm a French minor. And I've not the time to look it up now, I'll do it later and edit this post.
Of course, if you're desperate to trap yourself a werewolf, why not find a bitch in heat and tie her to the pole? I must warn you that that too attracts bondage fetishists, mostly zoophiles though, along with being slightly illegal in places (animal cruelty for leaving a dog out in the cold with no food, water, or shelter)...
Wolverie Garou
02-15-2007, 07:25 PM
I'm afraid, being a werewolf myself, that most of you are quite wrong about what my species eats. Some of us are even vegetarian. It depnds if you live around a forest or a city more so, if a forest, then the best bet is to go with fish or chicken on a pole... mmm fish. And if you live near or in a city, the best bet is to go with fast food (The beef) or a fresh salad (That is assuming that the vegetarians will come out of hiding for food). Other than that though, I'm not much help, I love salmon though.... :D
DarkWolf
02-15-2007, 07:29 PM
Why can't you roleplayers take your shit to some other fucking site?
BCvonRayfus
02-15-2007, 07:30 PM
Strap 3 Burger King double whoppers to a tree and you might catch yourself one...and if not werewolves...you'd probably catch me...NO I DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE IDEA TO GET FREE WHOPPERS :eek:
Wolverie Garou
02-15-2007, 07:40 PM
No roleplaying here! But, you all can believe what you want.
DarkWolf
02-15-2007, 08:07 PM
No roleplaying here! But, you all can believe what you want.
Thanks for the permission.
KingFatman
02-15-2007, 11:27 PM
And your diet consists of how much smoked weed?
only 50%...the rest is muchies
lupine-bianca
02-16-2007, 12:36 AM
:o first of all, That comment about the being tied to a pole, is so "vanhelsing that you almost want to laugh.
second of all, the role playing is so....sixth grade...maybe even fifth, and if you're doing this for drama, remember, go onto the stage in charcter leave in character,
THE END!
(I don't mean to sound harsh but...yeah. :o )
I also agree with the last comment, how much of your diet consists of drugs? How many brain cells must one loose before they realize that drugs are bad for you?
LoL, I'd better go before I crush someone else's hopess and dreams, sorry,
Brat :D
Lost_Soul
02-16-2007, 01:00 AM
Same way you trap bears: with disgustingly smelly food.
The last time I successfully lured werewolves into my white suburban neighborhood, I used steak and donuts.
What do you intend to do with said were-creature? I've had neighbors pissed over trampled shrubbery.
thenewbishop
02-16-2007, 08:37 AM
I just want to see one fore real (and mabe get biten)
Vendetta
02-16-2007, 09:15 AM
Off-topic: You might want to brush up on your French. You got the wolf part right, but Man is "Homme." Even I have no idea what "Garou" means and I'm a French minor. And I've not the time to look it up now, I'll do it later and edit this post.
That's because it's not directly French. It's a bastardization of general European and Teutonic words, IIRC. And in fact if memory serves me, the phrase loup-garou is redundant, because it essentially means wolf werewolf. That being said, the loup-garou IS the name the French use for their werewolf legend.
NeonLightChild
02-16-2007, 01:34 PM
No roleplaying here!
YES! You're absolutely bloody right! No roleplaying in the food forum or ANY OTHER forum save LARP! Food fights go to the LARP forum, not here.
Thank, Vendetta for the correction, by the way.
philodox
02-17-2007, 04:14 PM
Not trying to sound rude, but in all seriousness, what would you do with a werewolf?Doggy-style. ;)
Why can't you roleplayers take your shit to some other fucking site?Because roleplay indicates that they know they're faking. Can't have that. On the up side, they provide hours of amusement for the rest of us. Kinda like a slinky.
I just want to see one fore real (and mabe get biten)I got a couple ex's you can talk to. Of course, they're ex's for a reason. But they do bite.
As for the original question...I recommend Heinz 57. Marinade yourself in it.
sai-fujiwara
02-17-2007, 04:52 PM
(Oh man, this thread is quite funny.)
I'm afraid, being a werewolf myself, that most of you are quite wrong about what my species eats. Some of us are even vegetarian. It depnds if you live around a forest or a city more so, if a forest, then the best bet is to go with fish or chicken on a pole... mmm fish. And if you live near or in a city, the best bet is to go with fast food (The beef) or a fresh salad (That is assuming that the vegetarians will come out of hiding for food). Other than that though, I'm not much help, I love salmon though.... :D
Wait, wait, wait, slow down a second.
were·wolf also wer·wolf (wâr'wʊlf', wîr'-, wûr'-)
n.
A person believed to have been transformed into a wolf or to be capable of assuming the form of a wolf.
You say that you are a werewolf, which implies that this definition of a werewolf applies to you.
Here's the thing I don't get.
Wolves predominately prey on hoofed animals including Deer, moose, Bison, Elk, and caribou. Because wolves usually hunt for large animals, (although wolves are opportunistic and will eat smaller prey) they work together to catch their prey. Wolves will eat a healthy, strong animal if they can catch it.
(Wolves need an average of three to ten pounds of meat each day).
Why don't you follow the same diet as wolves?
(If you say something like, "but wolves don't just eat meat", then wait for this)
Wolves will also eat grass to purge their digestive system when they have eaten something that does not agree with them.
This does not mean that wolves need to eat non-meat products to stay healthy. Grass is only like a medicine to wolves for their stomach aches.
Now onto the real discussion at hand...
If there are any real werewolves out there, I would assume that they eat meat, as it said in my quote.
I know, thenewbishop, that you started this thread so that you can have ideas as to how to attract a were so you might become one, but...
if there are any weres out there, it is scientifically impossible to transform into a wolf and back into a human. So, these weres would either be a human with drastic wolf characteristics, or a wolf with drastic human characteristics. They would not be able to infect you with the werewolf virus, and if you do attract one, whose to say that they won't just eat you?
Think about it for a minute and get back to us about it.
thenewbishop
02-17-2007, 06:42 PM
Who is to say that they wont eat me but who is to say they will I am willing to sacrafice my self to prove that they are real odes are that I wont see any thin but I am a firm beliver of try and fail is beater than not trying at all
Hoplite
02-18-2007, 01:22 AM
dude, i really appreciate the way you stand up for what you believe in...but face it would you?? they don't exist...no matter how optimistic you are...i don't mean to hurt you but what the ppl here are telling is right...werewolves don't exist, they haven't in the past...the future...i dunno....it's uncertain ;)
thenewbishop
02-18-2007, 11:04 AM
dude, i really appreciate the way you stand up for what you believe in...but face it would you?? they don't exist...no matter how optimistic you are...i don't mean to hurt you but what the ppl here are telling is right...werewolves don't exist, they haven't in the past...the future...i dunno....it's uncertain ;)
I know the odds are not in my favor but I would like to hold on to my dreams rather than completly give up
DarkWolf
02-18-2007, 11:23 AM
This does not mean that wolves need to eat non-meat products to stay healthy. Grass is only like a medicine to wolves for their stomach aches.Just to clarify on what Sai said: wolves eat grass to make them sick because they are carnivores. Their system has little tolerance for plants so grass cannot be handled and thus makes the system purge - grass makes them throw up. They use this to also rid themselves of anything in their stomach that might be causing an upset. It's the equivalent of us sticking our fingers down our throat to vomit anything we don't want in there that had been ingested.
It's not a medicine, it's just eating what your system can't handle. I imagine that this would mean a werewolf would also get sick from eating plants, too. :shrug:
lupine-bianca
02-18-2007, 11:50 AM
OMG! you guys! just get over it ok? what are you like 12?
Like I said before, this site is devoted to the idea of werewolves. their existence in literature, movies, television,ect.
We do not come here to hear about a bunch of pre-teens who think they're werewolves and who want to sacrifice themselves as werewolvs! Tell your mother that, she'll take you to a nice little padded room.
I'm a bit tired of this roleplaying thing. and the whole-
"I'm not gonna give up on my dreams" guy, that's very nice for you but like I said, how old are you? just get over it you guys.
There's no need for anyone to try and prove you wrong because you know that it's a bunch of crock. If you don't know, then you have issues that I can't begin to start on, padded room.
I'm trying to be mean or nasty or anything, but this is worse that the predicted horde of preteens that are going to come with the movie blood and choclate! (see blood and choclate thread)
Jeez! juzt get over it man! :banghead:
okay? okay?
tired out,
BRat :o
thenewbishop
02-18-2007, 12:35 PM
now i feel like a preeteen I was not really going to try to get werewoves to come to my town I mean really. I would be the first on to jump on the werewolf are real bandwagon but like most people i have a job and go to school. I enjoy talking to people who share the same intrests in werewolves and well I thought this would make a great topic for discusion.
DarkWolf
02-18-2007, 01:32 PM
So you basically admit to being a liar and posting shit?
Thanks. Great way to respect the site. :rolleyes:
thenewbishop
02-18-2007, 02:30 PM
not lieing and not posting shit jus trying to make conversation but people blow thing out of porportion
I just wanted to know what people thought they ate. if it differd at all from what real wolves ate. but yet again i am the stupid one for asking.
I know now one has ever seen a were wolf (at lest not that i know of) but cant say i have ever seen santa. You grow up beliving in him and once you reach a certon age you stop but a part of you still wants to belive that he is real.
that is how i feel about werewolvs I grewup beliving in them and once i reached acerton age I became more ovious that they are not real but deep down in side me i still belive that there is a chance they could be out there some where
If any of you have had a problem with what i have ever said plese pm me and stop posting and mocking me I know i cant spell and my gramer is horable I am working on it it is very degrading and people are not blind they can read and see that i cant spell
DarkWolf
02-18-2007, 03:32 PM
You did lie. You said you wanted to know what to put because you were going to try and bait them to come to your town. Now you're saying that wasn't true. How is that not a lie? If you were interested in what a werewolf would eat you could have asked that but you didn't.
And the santa issue is stupid. There's a big difference between something that has never existed with no basis in reality - werewolf - and something that was based on reality - Santa (proven fact he existed. No, no North pole crap he was an ordinary human just very generous that's all).
As for people mocking you openly if you didn't post crap you won't get mocking. I'm presuming you have a brain so try using it before you post.
thenewbishop
02-18-2007, 03:36 PM
Yes i did lie
no i did not think before i posted
I apologise for being a dumass and not using my head before posting
so before i lose all of my dignity can we plese close this post I started this and i would like it closed.
John 677808
02-18-2007, 04:18 PM
You did lie. You said you wanted to know what to put because you were going to try and bait them to come to your town. Now you're saying that wasn't true. How is that not a lie? If you were interested in what a werewolf would eat you could have asked that but you didn't.
And the santa issue is stupid. There's a big difference between something that has never existed with no basis in reality - werewolf - and something that was based on reality - Santa (proven fact he existed. No, no North pole crap he was an ordinary human just very generous that's all).
As for people mocking you openly if you didn't post crap you won't get mocking. I'm presuming you have a brain so try using it before you post.
Sorry to say this, but I heard he started out as a Turkish Peadophile. :(
lupine-bianca
02-18-2007, 05:03 PM
Sorry to say this, but I heard he started out as a Turkish Peadophile. :(
OMG, that's freakin awesome John!
ROFLMAO!
:D :D :D :D :D
nice!!! :buttrock:
I bow to your awesomeness- :notworthy
however, I agree with the whole
"Lets stop making fun of bishop and just talk aabout something else."
Internet shame is the worst kind....so lets just stop the shaming...
change of subject-
How did this turkish pedophile become the infamous St.Nick?
(I imagine there was breaking and entering of children's houses involved, yes? but how did the stockings come into play?)
LoL,
Brat :D
thenewbishop
02-18-2007, 05:16 PM
however, I agree with the whole
"Lets stop making fun of bishop and just talk aabout something else."
Internet shame is the worst kind....so lets just stop the shaming...
thank you
change of subject-
How did this turkish pedophile become the infamous St.Nick?
(I imagine there was breaking and entering of children's houses involved, yes? but how did the stockings come into play?)
LoL,
Brat :D
I used santa as a comparson (a bad one)and look what it turend in to
Bone and Soul
02-20-2007, 04:16 PM
Nothing.
They don't exist.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!! :mad:
Bone and Soul
02-20-2007, 04:18 PM
Anything they can over power so it's hard to attract werewolves with food because anything that breathes is potential prey....
DarkWolf
02-20-2007, 04:57 PM
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!! :mad:
It's not a dare. Just simple typing and widely accepted opinion.
Here, let's test this...
"Nothing.
They don't exist."
See how easy it is?
You want to play delusional freak that's up to you. But don't expect me to buy your bullshit, 'kay?
Stephen Knight
02-20-2007, 05:22 PM
Darkwolf You are quickly straying from topic either start a new thread or get back on topic and obey the site rules.
Stephen Knight
02-20-2007, 05:22 PM
oops double post. srry.
thenewbishop
02-20-2007, 05:25 PM
let me refrase my question
Who do you think werewolvs eat K now back on topic
sorry what not who
DarkWolf
02-20-2007, 05:29 PM
Nobody. Werewolves don't eat anybody. They don't exist.
This topic is pretty much done with. Best you get from it now is repetition.
thenewbishop
02-20-2007, 05:38 PM
lisen i know how you stand on this topic so plese stop I am not asking if they are real I am asking what they eat Fish, deer and soo on so plese stop saying nothing I get how you feel about it but it is really starting to bother me so plese just stop
DarkWolf
02-20-2007, 05:41 PM
Ok let me make ALL POSSIBLE answers:
Nothing.
Same thing as a human.
Same thing as a wolf.
There you go. That's all the possible answers there can ever be. Specifics are pointless since on the wolf side it's basically meat and human side it's omnivore. It's not very difficult.
Stephen Knight
02-20-2007, 05:46 PM
I don't believe werewolves exist either but I hope my answer will have some sincerity as opposed to someone who throws insults at u continuously.
I have always thought the main food was people or cattle. That is of course based upon film. But, if you think about it a werewolf is a combination of a person and a wolf so I could see that food selection happening.
Stephen
thenewbishop
02-20-2007, 05:49 PM
ok fine i am done you asnerdall of my questions and there is no need for this thred anymore so if you would close this thred it would be great because it has gotten completly off topic.
by the way I am sorry for not checkin my posts befor posting them
Stephen Knight
02-20-2007, 05:51 PM
ok fine i am done you asnerdall of my questions and there is no need for this thred anymore so if you would close this thred it would be great because it has gotten completly off topic.
by the way I am sorry for not checkin my posts befor posting them
Peace out. :D
Vendetta
02-21-2007, 08:55 AM
Can I vote for this as best comedy thread in 2007?
Darkwolf You are quickly straying from topic either start a new thread or get back on topic and obey the site rules.
I find it pretty ironic that someone who has been here barely a month and has a mere 40 posts to his name has the gall to question a mod who's been here quite some time. Also, with regards to The Rules, this thread broke the rules with the VERY first post.
1. Spelling and Grammar: I've heard more newbies gripe about this rule, than almost any other, but there is a good reason we have it. Nobody wants to spend five to ten minutes deciphering a post because a person didn't take time to make sure they had spelled words correctly. It is one thing to misspell hard or foreign words, but when you misspell words that a second grader should know, that is bad. You have to understand we have people on this board from all around the world. Many of them are trying to learn English, and to come to this board, and see half-assed posts, with poor spelling and repulsive grammar, doesn't say much about our society, nor this board. You want people to take you seriously, then make the effort. It is for your own benefit.
Also, debating whether werewolves exist does NOT belong here. You want to debate that, take it to Mythology, because THAT'S what werewolves ARE, end of bloody story.
LV426
02-21-2007, 10:03 AM
Werewolves eat fruitloops, s'mores crunch cereal, and Flintstone Vitamins to keep their fur nice and shiny.
lupine-bianca
02-21-2007, 10:32 AM
Werewolves eat fruitloops, s'mores crunch cereal, and Flintstone Vitamins to keep their fur nice and shiny.
and if they're in a hurry-go tarts. :D
sai-fujiwara
02-21-2007, 05:11 PM
I don't believe werewolves exist either but I hope my answer will have some sincerity as opposed to someone who throws insults at u continuously.
I have always thought the main food was people or cattle. That is of course based upon film. But, if you think about it a werewolf is a combination of a person and a wolf so I could see that food selection happening.
Stephen
This is the first time I have EVER seen someone use "u" instead of "you" on ww.com. EVER! Call the alarms! We have a newb! A novice! Someone who is failing English! Bad!
Seriously, that talk is alright when you are on chat sites or texting on a cell, but please use proper english grammar when on here. Thanks :)
But besides that little lecture...
I agree with you. If there were werewolves, I would think that it would be meat. Not necesarily humans or cattle though... <_<;
thenewbishop
02-21-2007, 06:13 PM
i thank YOU for treating me like a person and just giving me an anser with out beeing rude thank you
-Bishop
lupine-bianca
02-21-2007, 06:33 PM
question: Where would one find 'cattle'?
sorry, had to ask, I'm a city kid....
LoL, like I said, chuck um a go-tart...
luvies, :D
Brat
xxMatolfxx
02-21-2007, 06:46 PM
Werewolves do not attack people unless they have no other choice or if they just want to have some fun for a little while. They would be just as happy with a few deer or any kind of meat.
thenewbishop
02-21-2007, 07:10 PM
question: Where would one find 'cattle'?
sorry, had to ask, I'm a city kid....
LoL, like I said, chuck um a go-tart...
luvies, :D
Brat
On a farm
Stephen Knight
02-21-2007, 08:25 PM
I find it pretty ironic that someone who has been here barely a month and has a mere 40 posts to his name has the gall to question a mod who's been here quite some time.
I wasn't questioning him. I was telling him the same thing he told me to do all through our little spiritual debate.
LV426
02-22-2007, 09:51 AM
I'm not sure why someone would believe that setting out food for werewolves would even attract them. I mean assuming that in some form they are real then they would possibly still have somewhat of a human intelligence and not need to go to food that is set out. Now if you were going to go with the assumption that they are mindless beasts then perhaps using a sheep or some other form of tender juicy prey would be more appealing. I mean even wolves will go after a yummy sheep. A lamb is even better. But depending on where you live there is little chance that a wolf will take you up on your invitation and even less so of a werewolf appearing since they are basically non-existent. Also if the purpose of feeding them was to observe them, this is also unlikely because they would smell you and wolves tend to avoid human habitation unless they are sick or weak and livestock easy to kill. So overall trying to set up a werewolf or even a wolf feeding station is not a feasible idea.
Vendetta
02-22-2007, 10:20 AM
I'm not sure why someone would believe that setting out food for werewolves would even attract them. I mean assuming that in some form they are real then they would possibly still have somewhat of a human intelligence and not need to go to food that is set out. Now if you were going to go with the assumption that they are mindless beasts then perhaps using a sheep or some other form of tender juicy prey would be more appealing. I mean even wolves will go after a yummy sheep. A lamb is even better. But depending on where you live there is little chance that a wolf will take you up on your invitation and even less so of a werewolf appearing since they are basically non-existent. Also if the purpose of feeding them was to observe them, this is also unlikely because they would smell you and wolves tend to avoid human habitation unless they are sick or weak and livestock easy to kill. So overall trying to set up a werewolf or even a wolf feeding station is not a feasible idea.
I am a p-shifting werewolf and I support this; lamb is delicious.
Okami no hi
02-22-2007, 10:35 AM
Wolves are not that shy. We have three different packs of wolves around my house and they all come over now and then. Here and there, yes, I will give them a chicken.(we have too many chickens) But they are not shy near us. I can hand them the chickens and they have never bitten me. They also like a good scratch behind the ears and the chin. Next time they come over this summer I'm gonna take a bunch of pics now that this year I have a camera. But not one wolf I have ever seen was shy, they all love me & my family.
LV426
02-22-2007, 11:00 AM
Let me re-phrase this, wild wolves are normally shy of humans.
Oh and btw, you feeding wolves and interacting with them is going to end up with them being hunted and killed. Wolves need to maintain their shyness to prevent them from being killed and you feeding them a chiken here and there will make them more likely to kill livestock.
STOP FEEDING THE WOLVES!
MorganaFang
02-22-2007, 11:16 AM
But not one wolf I have ever seen was shy, they all love me & my family.
I agree with LV, because they are suppose to be shy and avoid places with people. Plus in Minnesota it's a big no no anyways to be "domesticating" wolves. You could get slapped with all kinds of fines and get blamed for any livestock being eaten around your place.
Research before any interaction, or don't interact at all with WILD animals. You're doing more harm than good.
Remember too that in MN timber wolves are no longer protected by the state.
Vendetta
02-22-2007, 11:32 AM
Also, I would point out that the wolves don't "love" you. You just feed them, that's all (which as LV pointed out, is a horrible, horrible idea.)
Okami no hi
02-22-2007, 12:20 PM
They would let me pet them before I ever fed them. The people to live here before us must have been too nice to them. That's just what I always thought. And so far, like 18 years, they have never had a problem cuz alot of neighbors are nice to them too. They kill the foxes that attack the livestock and in return are fed leftovers and stuff like that. So, I am really not the one who was "domesticating" them cuz' it all started before I even moved out here. But yeah, it was probably a bad thing for me to join in. But they are monitered and never kill any deer. It's almost like a trade, we don't hunt them they don't harm, and sometimes they even help, us. The only large animal they have brought down was a bear. They were playing with our animals, like licking and stuff, not fighting, and then a bear attacked and killed our horse and llama. The wolves killed the bear after that. But yeah, maybe I should stop caring for the wolfies so mutch.
John 677808
02-22-2007, 02:50 PM
They would let me pet them before I ever fed them. The people to live here before us must have been too nice to them. That's just what I always thought. And so far, like 18 years, they have never had a problem cuz alot of neighbors are nice to them too. They kill the foxes that attack the livestock and in return are fed leftovers and stuff like that. So, I am really not the one who was "domesticating" them cuz' it all started before I even moved out here. But yeah, it was probably a bad thing for me to join in. But they are monitered and never kill any deer. It's almost like a trade, we don't hunt them they don't harm, and sometimes they even help, us. The only large animal they have brought down was a bear. They were playing with our animals, like licking and stuff, not fighting, and then a bear attacked and killed our horse and llama. The wolves killed the bear after that. But yeah, maybe I should stop caring for the wolfies so mutch.
I doubt it, it sounds like the wolves recognise your neighbours as equals and the land as some kind of paradise. :cool:
LV426
02-22-2007, 04:23 PM
I doubt it, it sounds like the wolves recognise your neighbours as equals and the land as some kind of paradise. :cool:
Stop anthropomorphizing the wolves. They don't recognize anything except that humans = Food. This is a bad, very bad thing. For one it means that they will be more likely to seek food from humans before they will hunt for their own food. They will also expect food from humans and if it is withheld they may become aggressive and attack. For another it means that they have no fear of humans and will be easy prey for hunters who decide that they want a wolf pelt and the hunters can use the excuse that the wolves were on their land. Ultimately this means that this 'domestic' wolf pack can now be legally rounded up and euthanized. Why? Because stupid humans fed them and tried to make them pets. These wolves SHOULD be hunting deer, not eating chickens and scraps from backyards.
Okami no hi
02-22-2007, 04:59 PM
Hey, when I was younger I did feed em but I hav'nt for awhile. They do still come around tho and I do love watching them. I guess I won't feed them anything anymore, but I haven't for 2 years anyway so I don't think they'll get mad at me for it. I do know that our neighbors still feed them tho', I guess I'll have to tell them to stop. The thing I don't get is why you would think the wolves would be stupis enough to walk into a hunter's trap. Wolves aren't that dumb. All our neighbors love them and are tree hugging environmentalist that hate the hunters, and the wolves can sense the hunters during that time of year and all. And they have never been reported to kill deer, only cyotes, bobcats, foxes, rabbits, and an occasional cougar that escaped from its owner. :) Those dumb peoples. Yes, I was dumb for playing with the wolves afew years ago but at least I never put a collar on them and shoved them in cages. Those poor cougars. Also, they don't get alot to eat from the neighbors, they only come around a couple times a year. They still hunt on their own. And also, even if an animal lives domesticated doesn't mean it will become wilderness stupid when it is returned or whatever. Oh, and none of us treat them like pets.
xxMatolfxx
02-22-2007, 08:23 PM
I once heard how a guy try to raise a wolf pup. He had animals there so it could play and have reaction with. When it got older though, everytime he would leave the animal would tear up the house. The wolf was still partially wild evn though he got it as a pup. Wolves all have wild instincts even if they are raised by humans. I have heard of some half wolf half dogs though. By doing this you get the look and everything of the wolf, but they are easier to tame.
Okami no hi
02-22-2007, 08:51 PM
Not neccesarily. My unkle had a wolf/huskey that nearly killed my brother even though my bro didn't do as mutch as go near it. It was a pain in the ass, litteraly. But I would except my own consequenses from going near one, as they are worth it just to see a wolf up close. Oh, and what I ment earlier by wolves love isn't just because the ones here do. Someone mention they like me because my neighbors. But the wolves at every zoo I have ever been to liked me. Even if they tried to kill anyone else. So I ment all the wolves I've seen, not just the ones that my neighbors "tamed".
xxMatolfxx
02-22-2007, 09:36 PM
I have never had any problems with wolves at all. It is just mostly dogs that I have problems with. Just those stray few who were raised wrong. I actually got to see a wolf pretty cose through a fence. There was a pack of albino wolves in this wolf zoo I was brought to. My parents brought me as a present because they even knew at a young age how much I loved wolves. I even have a wolf wallet. Leather with a wolf head on it.
John 677808
02-23-2007, 04:00 AM
Wrong, Wolves do feel emotion and are capable of making decisions with individualality, just as we are. ;) These Wolves that you're neighbours educated have obviously just grown too lazy to hunt half of the time and now like the easy alternative to gaining chicken treats from peacenik humans. :D
UNODRAGONE
02-23-2007, 08:12 AM
Not neccesarily. My unkle had a wolf/huskey that nearly killed my brother even though my bro didn't do as mutch as go near it. It was a pain in the ass, litteraly. But I would except my own consequenses from going near one, as they are worth it just to see a wolf up close. Oh, and what I ment earlier by wolves love isn't just because the ones here do. Someone mention they like me because my neighbors. But the wolves at every zoo I have ever been to liked me. Even if they tried to kill anyone else. So I ment all the wolves I've seen, not just the ones that my neighbors "tamed".
You have to respect the animal yes it may have been half wolf and half dog, but a wolf is still a wild animal and should be shown with respect. I had a hybrid wolf it was half wolf half malimute, never did I treat it like a pet, I didn't put a collar on him or pet him constantly or teach him tricks I showed him the respect he deserved and never had problems with him attacking me or anyone else. We forget their wild nature and that is where trouble lies.
Vendetta
02-23-2007, 09:10 AM
Wrong, Wolves do feel emotion and are capable of making decisions with individualality, just as we are.
I'm sorry, what do you base this on?
John 677808
02-23-2007, 09:25 AM
I'm sorry, what do you base this on?
I base this on everything I have seen from Wolf Sanctuarys, that I have been looking at for years. Wolves are not some instinctal brain dead lifeform, they are just like us except with no school upbringing, other than what their elders teach them. Strong senses, a wild protectionist instinct and a ability to think and feel for themselves. :p :cool:
LV426
02-23-2007, 09:29 AM
While I agree that animals do experience emotions you do have to realize that their cognitive abilities are limited and based primarily on instinct. Wolves are no different. They do not have the ability to rationalize nor are they even close to human intellect.
John 677808
02-23-2007, 09:32 AM
While I agree that animals do experience emotions you do have to realize that their cognitive abilities are limited and based primarily on instinct. Wolves are no different. They do not have the ability to rationalize nor are they even close to human intellect.
Really then why did that She Wolf, rescue and care for the twins Romulus and Remus, going massively out of her way to do so. :p ;)
Oh man guys, you're going to hurt John93475943875's feelers at this rate. He has a closer understanding of wolves than everyone else from "watching wolf sanctuarys" (presumably instead of doing spelling/grammar homework). Watch out.
John 677808
02-23-2007, 09:34 AM
Oh man guys, you're going to hurt John93475943875's feelers at this rate. He has a closer understanding of wolves than everyone else from "watching wolf sanctuarys" (presumably instead of doing spelling/grammar homework). Watch out.
I feed you to the wolves, demon sparn. :mad:
:D
Vendetta
02-23-2007, 09:54 AM
Really then why did that She Wolf, rescue and care for the twins Romulus and Remus, going massively out of her way to do so. :p ;)
Wait, you're using a semi-historical MYTH as the basis for your argument? You sir, lose. Good day.
Also, perhaps you need to study up on INSTINCT before you start yapping about "emotions" in wild animals again.
LV426
02-23-2007, 09:55 AM
Really then why did that She Wolf, rescue and care for the twins Romulus and Remus, going massively out of her way to do so. :p ;)
You do realize that story is a Myth.
Besides numerous animals have adopted humans and taken care of them when they are babies. This isn't a cognitive decision this is more of an instinctual response to a baby's cries. It also doesn't happen all of the time but there have been several instances of predators adopting the abandoned offspring of their prey and taking care of it as if it were their own.
John 677808
02-23-2007, 09:57 AM
You do realize that story is a Myth.
Besides numerous animals have adopted humans and taken care of them when they are babies. This isn't a cognitive decision this is more of an instinctual response to a baby's cries. It also doesn't happen all of the time but there have been several instances of predators adopting the abandoned offspring of their prey and taking care of it as if it were their own.
I am not going to argue anymore, but I still think there is more to it, than you claim. ;)
Vendetta
02-23-2007, 09:59 AM
I am not going to argue anymore, but I still think there is more to it, than you claim. ;)
And yet you refuse to back up your claims with anything other that reputed personal observation and MYTHS! Yeah, you can shut up now.
John 677808
02-23-2007, 10:01 AM
And yet you refuse to back up your claims with anything other that reputed personal observation and MYTHS! Yeah, you can shut up now.
Well an entire civilisation didn't think it was a Myth, and with you being a pric and criticising everything I say, it's no wonder I carn't satisfy your diseased mind. :cool:
Vendetta
02-23-2007, 10:15 AM
Well an entire civilisation didn't think it was a Myth
Yes, this was an ancient civilization that also believed in a pantheon of dieties and lesser nymphs and the like.
As for me being a pric [sic], I freely admit to that. That doesn't make me any less wrong for calling you on your silly ideas or you any less of a moron for not knowing what the hell you're talking about.
John 677808
02-23-2007, 10:28 AM
[QUOTE=Vendetta]Yes, this was an ancient civilization that also believed in a pantheon of dieties and lesser nymphs and the like.
Oh I am sorry I don't have access to a statement from Romulus founder of Rome for you, strange that he had that Wolf Statue built however. I am also sorry I don't have a documented signed statement from the Wolf for you.
Still people like you are incapable of leaving criticism of anything they focus on. I know, I have a sister who is a right f*** in the ass, just like you. :D
Vendetta
02-23-2007, 10:40 AM
Yes, this was an ancient civilization that also believed in a pantheon of dieties and lesser nymphs and the like.
Oh I am sorry I don't have access to a statement from Romulus founder of Rome for you, strange that he had that Wolf Statue built however. I am also sorry I don't have a documented signed statement from the Wolf for you.
Still people like you are incapable of leaving criticism of anything they focus on. I know, I have a sister who is a right f*** in the ass, just like you. :D
I'm sorry that anyone who questions your stupidity is a "right f*** in the ass", but you're still a moron. You DO know that acorrding to Roman "history" Romulus and Remus were both sired of the god Mars right?! So I guess you're saying that you believe in the god Mars now too? IT'S A MYTH! How hard is that to grasp?!?
Why is so hard for some people to admit when they're obviously wrong?
John 677808
02-23-2007, 10:42 AM
Do you seriously think I belive in the God Mars, unlike you, I can end a argument with dignity and respect, you are completely incapable of that. :cool:
Vendetta
02-23-2007, 10:49 AM
Do you seriously think I belive in the God Mars
Well you apparently believe the MYTH of Romulus and Remus being raised by a wolf are real too, so I just have to assume you are THAT stupid. Also, the argument IS over because you can obviously not provide ANY verifiable proof for your statements.
John 677808
02-23-2007, 11:01 AM
Correct, I belive Romulus and Remus were raised for the youngest years of their life by a Wolf, then found by a Shephard. :)
Now that's my opinion and lets hope you can accept it without ridicule.
MorganaFang
02-23-2007, 11:03 AM
Do you seriously think I belive in the God Mars, unlike you, I can end a argument with dignity and respect, you are completely incapable of that. :cool:
By your logic, what with the civilization and the statue being proof to your claim... Uh, man that would make a lot of myths true. Lenin (http://www.roadsideamerica. com/attract/WASEAlenin.html) would have actually been in Washington, Zeus and Mars would both have actually existed, Gargoyles and Chimeras actually fly around Paris, Paul Bunyan (http://www.roadsideamerica. com/set/bunylist.html) would actually exist, and so much more.
John 677808
02-23-2007, 11:05 AM
By your logic, what with the civilization and the statue being proof to your claim... Uh, man that would make a lot of myths true. Lenin (http://www.roadsideamerica. com/attract/WASEAlenin.html) would have actually been in Washington, Zeus and Mars would both have actually existed, Gargoyles and Chimeras actually fly around Paris, Paul Bunyan (http://www.roadsideamerica. com/set/bunylist.html) would actually exist, and so much more.
I don't think the founding of Rome with the wolf story is a Myth. :)
MorganaFang
02-23-2007, 11:07 AM
I don't think the founding of Rome with the Wolf Story is a Myth. :)
Why not? Got good reasoning?
John 677808
02-23-2007, 11:11 AM
Why not? Got good reasoning?
Well I know a lot of other people who regard it as a possibility, a real one.
Even I was taught at school that it was a part of Roman History.
Seems you Guys in the U.S get taught different things than we do. :D
MorganaFang
02-23-2007, 11:24 AM
Well I know a lot of other people who regard it as a possibility, a real one.
Even I was taught at school that it was a part of Roman History.
Seems you Guys in the U.S get taught different things than we do. :D
We're taught to look for good evidence that backs a theory to becoming fact. It is not ignorant, it's wanting solidity in knowledge.
And you have not given any good evidence for any of your claims just used the "I" word over and over again. Which is lame considering you have not even once tried to enlighten the ignorant.
Lord knows you've been given ample opportunity, frankly I think you're ignorant and close minded since you are unable to pull out anything really worth while to a conversation with the exception of sentence long gibberish all ending with a" ;) ". If I had my way your emoting privileges would be suspended indefinitely. Learn to function in a speculative society, man.
John 677808
02-23-2007, 11:32 AM
I do what I can, to defend my opinion and what I have been taught, you tell me I am ignorant for not accepting Vendetta's opinion that something heavily documented is still a Myth.
That's his issue, not mine.
Though ripping on me for my opinion is probably a way too tempting change from arguing with 15 year olds who come here and claim they are werewolves. Correct huh :cool:
Okami no hi
02-23-2007, 11:45 AM
1. I do respect the wolves. I don't teach them to play tricks or wear collars, though my neighbors probably would. I never said I didn't respect them. I just gave them a chicken now and then. They saved me when I was younger, they saved one of my llamas when the bear attacked. I just felt I kinda owed it to them.
2. Yeas, vendetta may have ripped on you john, but you're the one who was swearing at him.
MorganaFang
02-23-2007, 11:47 AM
I do what I can, to defend my opinion and what I have been taught, you tell me I am ignorant for not accepting Vendetta's opinion that something heavily documented is still a Myth.
That's his issue, not mine.
Though ripping on me for my opinion is probably a way too tempting change from arguing with 15 year olds who come here and claim they are werewolves. Correct huh
No you sound just like them, I call you ignorant because you cannot pull up any justification or proof. Note I never once mention V, nor did I defend him. He is a prick, ain't no denying that, and I don't say you have to believe him. What I'm saying is I'd like to see more than "it's what I've been taught" because that makes you look like a sheep that would believe anything your teacher tells you. It is exactly like with those 15 year olds, they do not say anything to support their case further.
You seriously do not add anything to the conversations, and this one time you actually do it's an unsupported statement. Oh no wait you supported it by saying you were taught to think that way.
Yeah I've been taught, but my generated ideas come from me learning and thinking on my own. Believe me I am open to any information but there needs to be information! Lots of it!
I am not trying to insult you, I am trying to get you to converse! Give information to be speculated over and enough of it to support whatever theory you may have.
LV426
02-23-2007, 11:48 AM
I do what I can, to defend my opinion and what I have been taught, you tell me I am ignorant for not accepting Vendetta's opinion that something heavily documented is still a Myth.
What heavy documentation are you referring to? The Romulus and Remus story is just that, a story. There is no documentation to prove that this was the way Rome was founded. It ranks up there with King Arthur. While there may have been some truth to the myth there is no real clarity nor solid evidence to support that Romulus and Remus were raised entirely by a She Wolf. Not to mention that children that are not exoposed to verbal language before 5 years of age are incapable of learning to speak verbally because they don't develop speech patterns.
NightmareVampyre
02-23-2007, 12:26 PM
Why is so hard for some people to admit when they're obviously wrong?
That's called pride. Or just being plain immature. :D
Vendetta
02-23-2007, 01:03 PM
I do what I can, to defend my opinion and what I have been taught, you tell me I am ignorant for not accepting Vendetta's opinion that something heavily documented is still a Myth.
Heavily documented? I'm sorry where is this heavily documented proof of which you speak? Also, as for what you were taught, it's not MY fault if you were taught incorrectly. Some people are taught that blacks are inferior to whites, this doesn't make it true. And those people are generally thought of as backward-thinking and ignorant.
Also, it's NOT MY opinion, I'm just stating why your "opinion" is wrong. If you can't accept that fact I'm sorry.
Mari_LOVES_Natas
02-24-2007, 12:53 AM
i thank YOU for treating me like a person and just giving me an anser with out beeing rude thank you
-Bishop
oh my goddess i'm sorry people have been dogging you out
in my personal opinion and i know 3 "wolves" myself
not as in change during full moon but people that have alot of charecterictics of wolves and most of us eat meat
the only way i'll eat meat is if it's raw or rare if i'm at a resrauntee
and if you want to discuss wolf like behavior fell free to message me
I mean noone calls Shamins crazy they just say it's part of our heritige so I say I'll give you the same respect with your thoughts as I do my great grandfather who's a meadecine man
Mari_LOVES_Natas
02-24-2007, 01:21 AM
and as for wolves having emotions and thinking
i believe they do every wolf i've ever seen and every hybrid i've ever owned has had a personality and thought for itself
and as for them raising things yes it's possible my dog took n a orphaned kitten and raised it and my dog is a MALE so i don't think it was maternal instincte and i've had cats that would pratically become mothers to my baby chicks
so I think anything is possible just because wolves can not speak and tell you what they think and feel doesn't make them some savage mindless beast
lupine-bianca
02-24-2007, 04:09 PM
Wow. there's some major arguing going on up in here...
okies... let's all have out on opinions and beliefs and not try to tear eachother apart. Just because this is werewolf.com, doesn't mean we can act like wild animals. ;) This includes no cussing out other members. We each deserve respect, no matter our ideas and beliefs.
I'm not trying trying to butt-in to other peoples conversations but, this is a public thread...
Also, John, can we not bag on the US? Just because you disagree with one person, does not mean it's right to insult their country, or to insinuate that they're inferior to yours. Not cool.
:shrug:
Funny how a thread based on the eating habbits of mythical creatures has provoked so many arguments...
Just my...thoughts.
Hugs,
Brat :o
thenewbishop
02-24-2007, 09:48 PM
It seems to happen when ever i post. I think it has somthing to do with my spelling and grammer
Okami no hi
02-24-2007, 11:30 PM
Well for one, it's not THING, it's THINK.
John 677808
02-25-2007, 05:53 AM
[QUOTE=lupine-bianca]Wow. there's some major arguing going on up in here...
okies... let's all have out on opinions and beliefs and not try to tear eachother apart. Just because this is werewolf.com, doesn't mean we can act like wild animals. ;) This includes no cussing out other members. We each deserve respect, no matter our ideas and beliefs.
I'm not trying trying to butt-in to other peoples conversations but, this is a public thread...
Also, John, can we not bag on the US? Just because you disagree with one person, does not mean it's right to insult their country, or to insinuate that they're inferior to yours. Not cool.
:shrug:
Funny how a thread based on the eating habbits of mythical creatures has provoked so many arguments...
Just my...thoughts.
Excuse me, but when did I say the U.S was inferior to my country and when did I even insult the U.S. :confused:
lupine-bianca
03-03-2007, 09:21 AM
Well I know a lot of other people who regard it as a possibility, a real one.
Even I was taught at school that it was a part of Roman History.
Seems you Guys in the U.S get taught different things than we do. :D
That's what I was talking about.
But it really doesn't matter, I was making an example and tring to make peace...this thread is really...rem...heate d?
lets all just like, letitgo.
Okay? I wasn't trying to start problems, I was saying let it go. Must we argue?
Gusfraba.....letitgo ...
If two people have their minds set on something, no amount of arguing with one another is going to change it. so why must we argue? *chillax*
I will say nothing more about anything having to do with previous arguments. I will only be the crazy hippie (no offense to hippies, my best friend is one) and say
PEACE!
TTYL,
Brat :D
ps. make love, not war
Canis Lupus
03-04-2007, 05:51 AM
You could post the "arguing on the internet" picture here, but that might be considered as "not funny" "dumb" and offensive.
lupine-bianca
03-04-2007, 02:55 PM
You could post the "arguing on the internet" picture here, but that might be considered as "not funny" "dumb" and offensive.
I want ot see it!!! LoL :D
Canis Lupus
03-05-2007, 09:00 AM
http://www.argaste.com/img/arguing_on_the_inter net.jpg
I know, I should not think of this as funny, but I'm way too sadistic for that.
I do not hate handicapped people at all, I have a mental handicap myself. (autism)
Spartanwarrior
03-05-2007, 02:33 PM
You could post the "arguing on the internet" picture here, but that might be considered as "not funny" "dumb" and offensive.
you could say that, yeah, but it sounds like it needs to be posted. so good call in posting it. :)
lupine-bianca
03-05-2007, 09:01 PM
that was funny... :D thanx, very nice!
LoL,
Brat
Werewolfchick
03-06-2007, 10:23 AM
I am trying to atract werewolvs to my town and i was wondering dose any one know what spasificly do they like to eat
stray cats all the way!!
UNODRAGONE
03-12-2007, 07:52 AM
you need wooded areas my friend all the food in the world won't attract them to a city :)
thenewbishop
03-12-2007, 10:31 PM
you need wooded areas my friend all the food in the world won't attract them to a city :)
Thank god I live in the boones
Lost Tranquility
04-07-2007, 12:34 PM
This entire thread was entertaining while having down-time at work. :p
~LT
OMG I'm going to hell for laughing at that picture of that kid running in the speical olympics. X_x
John 677808
04-10-2007, 03:59 PM
I'm afraid, being a werewolf myself, that most of you are quite wrong about what my species eats. Some of us are even vegetarian. It depnds if you live around a forest or a city more so, if a forest, then the best bet is to go with fish or chicken on a pole... mmm fish. And if you live near or in a city, the best bet is to go with fast food (The beef) or a fresh salad (That is assuming that the vegetarians will come out of hiding for food). Other than that though, I'm not much help, I love salmon though.... :D
I sort of belive, you are telling the truth and I'm a fan of werewolves. ;)
Fluffy
05-08-2007, 03:26 PM
Ooo that shall be my next invention, I shall enlist Ron Popeil's aide in making the new and improved Squirrel Proof Werewolf Feeder! Guaranteed to draw werewolves right into your back yard while preventing those pesky squirrels from stealing the food.
You are hystericle! I nearly wet myself.(not really but funny anyway) Very inventive... squirrels dont eat meat!
Zombie
05-08-2007, 04:22 PM
:D They eat young hitchikers!:D
:p
-Z
wyrm-takes-last
05-10-2007, 04:03 PM
Nothing.
They don't exist.
Well... actually do exist
heres a picture of two of them together
I can't quite remember their names, yes its an actual unaltered photo.
http://www.weirdnewstoday.c om/uploaded_images/worlds-hairiest-guys-748461.jpg
I can't remember what their names are but they live in mexico, maybe werewolves like tacos?
DarkWolf
05-10-2007, 04:30 PM
They're not werewolves. They're just men with a disease that makes their follicles produce far too much hair. They're brothers and their daughters also have it. Saw that on a documentary.
It's called werewolf syndrome as a nickname as it makes a person look like one a bit. Doesn't allow a person to transform into a wolf though.
Goth Girl
05-10-2007, 06:14 PM
eek! Ewoks! Run For Your Lives!!!
wyrm-takes-last
05-11-2007, 04:27 PM
They're not werewolves. They're just men with a disease that makes their follicles produce far too much hair. They're brothers and their daughters also have it. Saw that on a documentary.
It's called werewolf syndrome as a nickname as it makes a person look like one a bit. Doesn't allow a person to transform into a wolf though.
I know, I was just poking fun at how thenewbishop thought that werewolves were real.
Sherekhan
05-20-2007, 11:54 PM
Ooo that shall be my next invention, I shall enlist Ron Popeil's aide in making the new and improved Squirrel Proof Werewolf Feeder! Guaranteed to draw werewolves right into your back yard while preventing those pesky squirrels from stealing the food.
Good one. :D
dracosn
05-22-2007, 01:07 PM
I already know what I would get if I put feeders out with some kind of meat or food. I live in the Adirondacks of new York so if I did put o say a stick with a chicken on it I would probably get a few bears, cougars the occurring coyote and I have actually seen wolfs up at my house its not that odd for up here.
chasingmidnight
05-28-2007, 12:54 PM
I am trying to atract werewolvs to my town and i was wondering dose any one know what spasificly do they like to eat
Raw meat, maybe... or people? :p
dracosn
05-29-2007, 08:47 PM
people the other other meat. realy would you know it was a person if it was cooked cut and served to you. only chicken taste like chicken.
Well we might find out tomorrow night exactly what werewolves like to eat now wont we?
What do you mean that chicken on a stick wasn’t for me to eat?
chasingmidnight
05-30-2007, 02:43 PM
That can't be true, cause I once bit a friend of mine (she said "Bit me!" ) And when people do that I take it quite literally... anyway, she tasted like chicken...
dracosn
05-30-2007, 09:37 PM
Eh ive had better but I have also had worse. But ive also had better. Lol people say that everything taste like chicken even though the only thing that taste like chicken is chicken this is not the matrix where everything taste like chicken, or is it? Anyway I can’t really argue ive had a lot of odd meals but I don’t think I have ever tasted person at least in this form in my current lifetime.
chasingmidnight
05-31-2007, 09:50 AM
:p That's me, though. I'm weird like that.
itsmejennxxk
06-01-2007, 10:58 PM
Ok... umm.. I don't think you really can attract a werewolf to your town... if you succeed though I'd love to hear about it lol
BlackRosePhantom
06-30-2007, 03:21 PM
That can't be true, cause I once bit a friend of mine (she said "Bit me!" ) And when people do that I take it quite literally... anyway, she tasted like chicken...
Off topic: Human skin doesn't taste like chicken. It taste like stretchy rubber with a hint of salt (well, that's at least what my skin taste like).
On topic: Now I'm actually going to answer the question of what a werewolf would eat if they were real using logic. Dun, dun, dun... *the high pitched voice of a woman can be heard in the background*
Well, we have to look at both the human diet and the wolves'. The human diet is very diverse, yet their is one major point that every healthy/semi-healthy diet has in common. That is the time of consumption. For a human to stay in the best health, they should eat 3 times a day, consuming a variety of nutrients. When juxtaposed with a wolf's diet, almost nothing is similar. Wolves really only need to eat one meal every two or so days to stay relatively healthy, and can survive much longer without food. Now, what would happen if we tried to combine these diets for a wild creature that would most likely live in family-packs?
If the werewolves were to eat more continuously, that would be a major danger to the environment if they just at the same as wolves. It would be so because they would drive their prey to extinction and thus die out themselves. One solution is to take down bigger game less often. Wolves are also know to not eat an entire carcass in one meal, and spread it out over the days accordingly. We can expect werewolves to do the same, if not more efficiently. By doing this, their environment would stay intact and they wouldn't starve themselves either.
So, what would be a large enough game for them? Well, it depends on the location. In Europe, a common place of the myth's location, they might go after a horse or bear, maybe even a mountain lion. Sheep and cattle would be considered "small game" to them. The same could be said if they were in America. In Africa they would most likely go after a lion, but, if their confident/cocky enough, the werewolves might even go after an elephant. If werewolves were in Asia, they would have a huge variety of food. They would have their horses, bears, cattle (for snacks:D), elephant, a lion on a rare occurrence, as well as tigers.
It seems like werewolves would be going after a lot of other predators, which wolves usually don't go for, but part of them is also human, which is the predator that goes after every creature, no matter how big or small. Talking about humans, they don't eat just meat. Werewolves might also not be solely connivers. They might also like the sweet taste of a berry. Their stomaches might be able to stand the bark of certain trees which would help them relieve headaches (like the Native Americans did). Not really sure about the grass issue though, but I don't even think a regular human stomach could take a handful.
Off topic, again: Wolves do have emotions, not as much as a variety as humans, but they're still there. Also, human anger & fear is directly related and a part of our instinct. So, just say that their merely using instinct doesn't put up that big of a fight. That and wolves have been know to show advanced mournful behaviors (actually taking time to mourn for a fellow member of a pack with a sorrow filled howl, mourning is also a rarely seen behavior in nature and not derived [directly] from instinct). Note, I am not saying that wolves can feel every emotion we can, and many of the one that they do have aren't as strong as ours. That's all I have to say on the matter, ans sorry for the long post.:D
Wulfman Mike
07-27-2007, 10:55 PM
...They like Raed'ar.
wyrm-takes-last
07-28-2007, 07:40 PM
unbaptised babies
mileycyrus
07-28-2007, 08:12 PM
well duh people ok meat deer anything bacikly
dracosn
07-28-2007, 10:01 PM
Well im not entirely sure what werewolf’s eat but I do know that wolfs will eat roasted chicken on a stick. I think it was wolfs or at least some coyotes. At least it wasn’t another bear or big cat there really irritating. I should really try it on a full moon the lighting would be perfect for some photos if I can catch something on film. :droolbloo
Pickle Tickler
07-28-2007, 10:47 PM
Werewolves only eat my new genetically spliced creation. Cabbage Patch Kids mixed with Penguins and Mega-Trolls. And no, it's not animal cruelty if it doesn't have a soul. :D
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