gandhi or jesus?

[LachrymoseLycanthrope]

Who wins in a fight?

[Xzengrim]

Ghandi, because he was real. Bwahahahahahaha!

Actually, I've got to pick Jesus. Ghandi was awesome, but he was just a man. Jesus has fire and plagues and various things, plus that staff. AND he's from the Middle East. You know how much *they* love to fight!

I'd also like to see Bhudda get into this rumble. He's a big guy. He could do the Jackhammer on Ghandi.

[Kirin Fenrir]

Neither would fight, so this is pointless. If they got into a serious arguement, Jesus would turn his other cheek and Ghandi would quit eating.

That's not exactly a pay-per-view best seller.

[LachrymoseLycanthrope]

Neither would fight, so this is pointless. If they got into a serious arguement, Jesus would turn his other cheek and Ghandi would quit eating.

That's not exactly a pay-per-view best seller.

Thank-you. I was sitting pondering whether or not the question I posted was pointless or not...Thank-you sweet deus ex machina. Your observation denoted just how purportless it was. Please elucidate, how did you hone in those obviously keen observation skills? It's unequivocally fucking obvious the question was meant be pointless.
Feel free to ask what the big words mean.

[Ender]

I'd rather know the point to your making this thread-

[GarouX]

none of them...they both suck.

[Kirin Fenrir]

Thank-you. I was sitting pondering whether or not the question I posted was pointless or not...Thank-you sweet deus ex machina. Your observation denoted just how purportless it was. Please elucidate, how did you hone in those obviously keen observation skills? It's unequivocally fucking obvious the question was meant be pointless.
Feel free to ask what the big words mean.


"Thank you" doesn't have a hyphen.

*snickers*

[Ender]

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi practiced Non-Violent Protest. Mohandas K. Gandhi helped free India from British control by a unique method of non-violent resistance. His life was guided by a search for truth. Gandhi developed a method of direct social action based upon principles of courage, non-violence, and truth, which he called satayagraha.

Henry David Thoreau also practiced Civil Disobedience. It's an interesting idea, worth looking into. http://killeenroos.com/6/Civildis.htm

As you can see, Gandhi did not "suck", he was a great man. http://www.werewolf.com/vb/images/icons/icon14.gif

[lordragoon]

Thoreau also watched as a fire he may have caused burnt down a major forest. Concord, I think, but I'm not sure.
Gandhi was a great leader and managed to lead an entire group of people through change without letting them slide down into violence. He was a great man.
Jesus, either as a myth or 'real', gave up his life in order to support his beliefs. In doing so, he also created an entire religon much more promising that then previous ones he was exposed to. He might have been a great man - they're still trying to prove whether he's real or not.
The fact is, in a fight, the only way one would win is by boring the other to death with remarkably pointless stories. Since Jesus lasted 40 days without food or water, I think he'd last longer.

[Xzengrim]

I would win! ME!! Behold! I am a bitter aetheist! You're powers are useless against me! BWahahahahaha!

Actually, Jesus would show up with a bomb stapped to his chest, and Ghandi would turn around and nuke Pakistan.

Actually, if all the deities got into a rumble, I'm putting my money on Fenris. Go Mighty Fenris go! (Whips out foam finger)

[LachrymoseLycanthrope]

"Thank you" doesn't have a hyphen.

*snickers*
One entry found for thank-you.


Main Entry: thank-you
Pronunciation: 'tha[ng]-"kyü
Function: noun
Etymology: from the phrase thank you used in expressing gratitude
Date: 1792
: a polite expression of one's gratitude
go to www.m-w.com and typ in thankyou see what happens

[silenceowl]

Actually, if all the deities got into a rumble, I'm putting my money on Fenris. Go Mighty Fenris go! (Whips out foam finger)

Come on we all know Athena would beat the snot out of fenris.
and any other little pansy deitie she came across!
(whips out a even bigger foam finger)


(its just a joke every body just calm down dont get all pissed of.................. ........unless you just really want to.)



Athena rules!

[Nocturne]

Actually, if all the deities got into a rumble, I'm putting my money on Fenris. Go Mighty Fenris go! (Whips out foam finger)

Assuming, of course, that the guy who imprisoned him (I forgot, sue me) decides to let him in on this little scuffle, so am I. ;)

[MexicanJewLizard]

I say Jesus. :D

[Caution tape]

Ghandi because from how I understand it, Jesus was a prophet and never said he was the son of God so either the History books are wrong or someone in the Bible lied. Maybe it doesn't help that I don't believe in God. Anyway Ghandi could float and stuff and he could send all his minions to kick Jesus's ass.

[LV426]

Assuming, of course, that the guy who imprisoned him (I forgot, sue me) decides to let him in on this little scuffle, so am I. ;)

Tyr, and Tyr only put the collar on Fenris with Fenris' consent, well that and Tyr had to place his hand in the jaws of Fenris and as the collar was clamped on so the jaws of Fenris snapped shut and severed the God's hand from his arm.


Just an interesting nordic fact for you.

[Dalai Panda]

Ever see the episode of "The Simpsons" where Homer imagines a very peeved Gandhi wielding a chain? Oh, I'm so terrible! :D

Seriously, I've been a Gandhi fan for years now. As for his opinion of Jesus, Gandhi did have this to say when asked,

"What problems do you find with Christianity?"
"Christians.", he said.

Gandhi was still greatly inspired by Christ, having loved the sermon on the mount in particular. Even though he considered himself a devout Hindu, he considered Christ to be his greatest teacher. Another famous conversation with Gandhi...

Bishop: Well, Mr. Gandhi, it would appear that we are both men of God, are we not?

Gandhi: No, you are a politician in disguise of a man of God. I am a man of God in disguise of a politician.