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[GoldShadowHunt]

How to know you ought to be sleeping more:
>why does the keyboard look huge? oh...
>you have knuckle imprints on your temple from sleeping on your hands while in class / at work.
>(for those wearing contacts) everything is now in soft focus
>everyone sounds as though they are speaking through a large pipe
>people begin sounding much like the teacher from the Peanuts strip
>you have to proof read your post eight times before you finally figure out that the reason the sentence sounds so strange is because you forgot a word / phrase.

[Wraywolf]

>You walk face first into a closed door, and don’t mind.
>The static on the TV seems to be making rude gestures at you
>Your fingernails hold untold depths of fascination and enjoyment
>Country music does NOT cause your eardrums to spontaneously combust (Note: This either means your near comatose or are possibly deaf)
>Carrot top does something that makes you laugh (Once again, near comatose or probably retarded)

[MexicanJewLizard]

Lmao that reminds me of the other day. My mom was blowdring her hair and I get up to shut the door, I stand there for like 30 seconds and I fall backwards, on my desk and my arm has a huge bruse. I just kinda laid there because I was too tired to move, and i got up later and went back to bed. :D

[Tranquil Discord]

It reminds me of a couple days ago I put my head down to rest while I on the computer and I woke up with the number pad imprinted on my face...

[Xzengrim]

I was writing at three in the morning once... and I typed out a whole paragraph and then realized that the entire thing had come out backwards! All of the letters and words and things were backwards.

[Caution tape]

sometimes I'm so tired that I repeat it over and over or laugh at stupid stuff. I also get confused easily. Maybe thats beacuse I have ADD and OCD. Bad mix.