What is the Loch Ness Monster?

[NightClaw]

Since I was about 8 or 9 years old I wonder what was the Loch Ness Monster.
So i started asking around so I foolishly asked my grandpa becuse he didnt belive in allmost enything
so I asked my brother who ownes this account so he told me that he thinks that its just a simple long necked swimming monster.Since that was crearly stupid I hit the books to learn more.As i was reading a book about local myths it told that maybe the Loch Ness Monster is the last surviving dinasour on earth.Since there is no hard evidance I started to look around more.
So if you know somthing about this matter please tell me.

How do i delete a therad cuz i didnt post it my brother did...lol

[Abracadabra]

either way if you want to know what the lochness moster is i would read The Loch by Steve Alten it is the greatest book ive ever read and it makes so much sense!

it pretty much say that the lochness monster is a giant eel that normally lives in the ocean but comes into the loch sometimes but one gets traped by dinamiting around the loch so it cant get out and sense it cant breed in fresh water it cant reproduce so if this creature only dies when it gives birth (like some eels) then it will never die so its biology clock screws up and it just keeps growing!

well im going with that theory but there are probaly better ideas out there....

[chasingmidnight]

I don't know. Maybe anyone who says they saw it is lying or else they're on drugs and hallucinating or something. That or they're just insane.

[Abracadabra]

hmm i doubt that many people were on drugs cos the sighting have been going on for more than 1000 years!

[chasingmidnight]

It's possible. I mean, you never know. Either way, they could just be crazy, too.

[DarkWolf]

hmm i doubt that many people were on drugs cos the sighting have been going on for more than 1000 years!
Considering people have been using drugs for several thousand years, remind us again what your point is?

[RQ]

Our underwater ally!

[Vendetta]

Oh come on PEOPLE. It is obviously a hand and arm...
http://www.theconservativev oice.com/ap/img/NYOL98005312048.jpg

[Abracadabra]

Considering people have been using drugs for several thousand years, remind us again what your point is?



true but im right in beliving that drugs were only used by the Americans and Eygptians (untill america was settled by britan) and the first sighting of the lochness monster was in 565 AD


but yes its probaly just a tree with some bubbles around it...

and as for all those people being on drugs and just seeing things theres been way to many people and the witnesses have been very respectable


by the way the photo above is actually a little toy boat with a head attached not a hand and arm

[Aeolus]

Oh come on PEOPLE. It is obviously a hand and arm...
http://www.theconservativev oice.com/ap/img/NYOL98005312048.jpg

Are you being serious? It's kind of hard to tell over the internet, in case you haven't noticed.

Everyone should know that that picture was a hoax, but I would most definitely not rule out the possibillity of a bizarre lifeform in the Ness. We haven't found the bottom in some areas, the water is murky, and there are a lot of sightings to back it all up. Also, we actually know less about the aquatic biological lifeforms of the world's major bodies of water than we do about space.

There will always be forgeries in every line of investigation.

Would I hold my breathe on it? No, probably not, but I wouldn't deny it is possible that there is some kind of creature living there.

[Vendetta]

Are you being serious? It's kind of hard to tell over the internet, in case you haven't noticed.
Especially for people without a sense of humor.

Would I hold my breathe on it? No, probably not, but I wouldn't deny it is possible that there is some kind of creature living there.
The majority of serious scientific study that has gone into the loch has determined that it is INCAPABLE of supporting most forms of life. The only reasonable theory ever posited, is that it's a migratory animal. The problem is, there's no food source in the loch, certainly not one large enough to feed a creature of the Nessie's reputed size.

Also, despite repeated offers to dredge or partially drain the loch, no one has done a thing to definitely prove there's anything there, other than some ripples in the water and some hoaxes.

[Canis Lupus]

Oh come on PEOPLE. It is obviously a hand and arm...
http://www.theconservativev oice.com/ap/img/NYOL98005312048.jpg

It's trying to trick you into looking at it, and when you do, it'll shout you're gay.

[Abracadabra]

The majority of serious scientific study that has gone into the loch has determined that it is INCAPABLE of supporting most forms of life. The only reasonable theory ever posited, is that it's a migratory animal. The problem is, there's no food source in the loch, certainly not one large enough to feed a creature of the Nessie's reputed size.

Also, despite repeated offers to dredge or partially drain the loch, no one has done a thing to definitely prove there's anything there, other than some ripples in the water and some hoaxes.

yes well if the creature was migratory and only come into the loch at breeding season for fish then it would have pleanty of food



(and of course thats what the picture wants Canis Lupus *pats Lupus on the sholder saying "its ok we all think pictures do that"*)