The Creeper
09-11-2007, 02:54 AM
Here is some jokes for you guitar players or music lovers in general....
Two guys were walking down the street, One was destitute, The other was a guitarist as well.
Q - What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
A - They both suck without Cream
Q - What's the difference between a guitarist and a mutual fund?
A - One matures.
Q - What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A - Homeless
Q - How does a guitar player show up for practice?
A - Drunk and late......... as usual
Q - How many guitar players does it take to cover a Jimi Hendrix tune ?
A - Evidently all of them.
Q - What do you throw a drowning guitarist ?
A - His amplifier.
Q - Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners?
A - So the rest of the band can understand them.
Q - What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ?
A - "Will the defendant please rise ..."
Q - What do you call a stressed guitar player?
A - Strung out!
Q - How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison?
A - Shoot One.
Q - How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb?
A - He holds it and the world revolves around him.
And finally...
Q - What's worse than telling jokes about guitarists?
A - Laughing at 'em. :p
Two guys were walking down the street, One was destitute, The other was a guitarist as well.
Q - What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
A - They both suck without Cream
Q - What's the difference between a guitarist and a mutual fund?
A - One matures.
Q - What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A - Homeless
Q - How does a guitar player show up for practice?
A - Drunk and late......... as usual
Q - How many guitar players does it take to cover a Jimi Hendrix tune ?
A - Evidently all of them.
Q - What do you throw a drowning guitarist ?
A - His amplifier.
Q - Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners?
A - So the rest of the band can understand them.
Q - What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ?
A - "Will the defendant please rise ..."
Q - What do you call a stressed guitar player?
A - Strung out!
Q - How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison?
A - Shoot One.
Q - How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb?
A - He holds it and the world revolves around him.
And finally...
Q - What's worse than telling jokes about guitarists?
A - Laughing at 'em. :p