Funny Shirts

[Nightlove]

i was looking through a rockabillia mag when i saw some of the funniest shirts for examle:
1. Weid KilZ Brien Selz
2.I noticed your gangster im pretty gangster myself
3.necrophilia: when one has the uncontrlable urge to crack open a cold one
4.its all fun and games til someone gets married
5. i taught your girlfriend that thing you like
6.4:20 always on time
7. i woke sticky, hungover, and broke....... where the hell was i lastnight.
8.weed:$45, papers:$2, smokiing with friends priceless.
9.who pees in the shower?
10.i :love: strippers.
11.so many tatas so little time
12.i know everything i just cant remember it all at once .................. gimme a second and i might!
13.violence works
14.a sniper loves a parade
15.coriuos george sniffing either
16.i c u hav no life b/c ur taking the time to read all of my shirt.
17.front of shirt: how to keep stupid people occupied read back; back of shirt: how to keep stupid people occupied read front

[Origipac]

lol! That's great!

[Fenrir]

I saw this on a shirt a couple of days ago.

Sticks and stone may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

[Kaden]

i was looking through a rockabillia mag when i saw some of the funniest shirts for examle:
1. Weid KilZ Brien Selz
2.I noticed your gangster im pretty gangster myself
3.necrophilia: when one has the uncontrlable urge to crack open a cold one
4.its all fun and games til someone gets married
5. i taught your girlfriend that thing you like
6.4:20 always on time
7. i woke sticky, hungover, and broke....... where the hell was i lastnight.
8.weed:$45, papers:$2, smokiing with friends priceless.
9.who pees in the shower?
10.i :love: strippers.
11.so many tatas so little time

oddly most of these did not make me laugh

[UNODRAGONE]

i was looking through a rockabillia mag when i saw some of the funniest shirts for examle:
1. Weid KilZ Brien Selz
2.I noticed your gangster im pretty gangster myself
3.necrophilia: when one has the uncontrlable urge to crack open a cold one
4.its all fun and games til someone gets married
5. i taught your girlfriend that thing you like
6.4:20 always on time
7. i woke sticky, hungover, and broke....... where the hell was i lastnight.
8.weed:$45, papers:$2, smokiing with friends priceless.
9.who pees in the shower?
10.i :love: strippers.
11.so many tatas so little time

Those had me cracking up :)