In the news...

[Faolan]

Every now and then when I pick up the newspaper or frequent the internet for news around this globe I tend to find one of these sort of stories floating around.

Lawn Mower DUI (http://www.journal-news.net/news/articles.asp?article ID=12406)

If this goes to court I would love to see how this genius could defend himself on the stand...

[Nichael]

Bwahahaha! Lawnmowers make for terrible getaway vehicles, it turns out. :beerchug:

He must've been drunk long before thinking the mower was a good idea. That's hilarious.

[Faolan]

My favorite part is that the officer chased him on foot. :D

[Nichael]

Hehe, yeah.

I'll have to go with case of beer taped to lawn mower. Was he that afraid of losing it?? Or just looking for an excuse to use up the duct tape?