How to survive a werewolf attack?

[nishapatel]

Does anyone know of any good protection methods against werewolves, apart from killing them with silver? Are there any rules like they have to be invited in(e.g vampires) or they like human children sacrifices?

Thanks for any help

Nish.

[Tempest]

Mythology & Metafauna Forum (http://werewolf.com/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=1 0)

I don't understand what is so hard about posting in the right forum :/

[aarathi]

You must Plunging into Water.

[Hitodama]

You must Plunging into Water.

That's for bees, hornets, and wasps.

[Fenrir]

killing them with silver?

Silver doesn't kill them, just really, really hurts.

The only way to kill a werewolf is to decapitate them, though this was written in medieval times, so I assume the modern equivalant of a bullet through the brain would work wonders.

No I don't beleive in Werewolves. I don't want any messages on it.

[ThrasherCub]

Silver doesn't kill them, just really, really hurts.
It can also end the shift, allowing you to just beat the crap out of their human form. :)

[BoxedCat]

Does anyone know of any good protection methods against werewolves, apart from killing them with silver? Are there any rules like they have to be invited in(e.g vampires) or they like human children sacrifices?

Thanks for any help

Nish.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent question were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[Hunter]

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent question were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

One....you stole that from somewhere... I just don't remember where.

Two... I think it is a good question...even if you don't believe in werewolves. There are many different theories on this topic. The one i think I've heard the most is piercing it heart with a blessed or silver weapon, or cutting out it's heart.

[ThrasherCub]

One....you stole that from somewhere... I just don't remember where.
Billy Madison. The Principle says that.

Two... I think it is a good question...even if you don't believe in werewolves.
Me too. This isn't really the right section for it, but it's still an interesting question and it's not exactly clear if nishapatel was referring to myth or reality, so the question is rather legitimate as well.


BoxedCat, your pre-packaged and unimaginative post was inaccurate and not at all required. You suck. Good bye.

[Hunter]

Billy Madison. The Principle says that.
Thanks. I knew it was from somewhere.

BoxedCat, your pre-packaged and unimaginative post was inaccurate and not at all required. You suck. Good bye.

Lol:D , and that is why you are GOD thrashercub

[UNODRAGONE]

Billy Madison. The Principle says that.


Me too. This isn't really the right section for it, but it's still an interesting question and it's not exactly clear if nishapatel was referring to myth or reality, so the question is rather legitimate as well.


BoxedCat, your pre-packaged and unimaginative post was inaccurate and not at all required. You suck. Good bye.


:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

[Fenrir]

Back on topic. Wasn't the old superstition that the ability to turn into a wolf granted by the devil?

I am certain this involved wearing a fur belt; cutting this off would reverse the shift. So theres another way to survive.

[ThrasherCub]

I am certain this involved wearing a fur belt; cutting this off would reverse the shift. So theres another way to survive.

The specifics of the belt vary from myth to myth. Some hold that it was a belt, some a loin cloth, some more of a skirt-thing. Also I recall at least on myth where the belt was tied around the head, not the waist.

[xxMatolfxx]

I know how to survive it, but you aren't going to like it.:)

You can't. Maybe if you humor him you will get a laugh or to before you die. :):):)





Please don't take this seriously.

[Fenrir]

I usually try not to follow survival guides that end with the words 'Before you die'

Just distract them by throwing a steak and run the other way.

[ThrasherCub]

Just distract them by throwing a steak

Or a baby.

[Fenrir]

Or a baby.

I really don't know what to say to that. Which really makes this post useless but I thought i'd do it anyway.

[ThrasherCub]

I really don't know what to say to that. Which really makes this post useless but I thought i'd do it anyway.

Proof that we need the Thanking system fixed!

[Burg the Ice]

Here's a way I think you can avoid being fatally attacked by a werewolf, get on the ground and submit, don't try to fight or run. They might beat you up, but doubt they will try to kill you.

[LV426]

Here's a way I think you can avoid being fatally attacked by a werewolf, get on the ground and submit, don't try to fight or run. They might beat you up, but doubt they will try to kill you.

It's not a bear, it's a werewolf. Playing dead won't work.

[Burg the Ice]

It's not a bear, it's a werewolf. Playing dead won't work.

It's not playing dead, don't you know about wolf packs, the lower rank wolf lay down in submission to the alphas.

[LV426]

Werewolves are not wolves though. Werewolves eat people.

Besides they don't just lie down. They roll over and expose their throat in a sign of submission.

[Burg the Ice]

They don't only eat people

[Tempest]

They don't only eat people

Wolves don't eat people. Last I checked there hasn't even been a case of a wolf attacking a human in the US (don't quote me on this though).
Submission would not keep something from eating you. If a deer were to lay down in front of a wolf pack, they wouldn't say "oh look it's submissing to us! Let's go attack something else!"
And I don't see how the "fact" that werewolves eat things other than humans has to do with the discussion.

[ThrasherCub]

They don't only eat people

No, but if you're in a position where a werewolf is attacking you there's a good chance at least some part of you is going to be eaten.

[Cheater388]

How to survive a werewolf attack?

Pretend it doesn't exist.

[Hunter]

The specifics of the belt vary from myth to myth. Some hold that it was a belt, some a loin cloth, some more of a skirt-thing. Also I recall at least on myth where the belt was tied around the head, not the waist.

These are all transformation tools, and most were common in the middle ages. Besides clothing a person or witch could get/make a salve to rub over his or her body to transform, but these are just different ways to transform, and isn't this thread on surviving an attack.

O and I don't think submission would work. While werewolves may enjoy the chase, no predator would turn down an easy meal. I believe to survive a werewolf attack you must be well armed. Running won't do you much good unless your near a car. I'll have to stick with stabbing it in the heart.

[Keeran-Endswall]

Stay out of the woods? Well... it depends on where you are being attacked I guess. Eh.. I don't really know what I'm saying so don't listen to me.

[Necro Mortis]

Here's a way I think you can avoid being fatally attacked by a werewolf, get on the ground and submit, don't try to fight or run. They might beat you up, but doubt they will try to kill you.

http://www.stupidstuff.org/source/goldenidiot.gif

[Tux]

I find it hard to believe anyone hasn’t already said:

“Dress from head to toe in silver”.

[Keeran-Endswall]

I find it hard to believe anyone hasn’t already said:

“Dress from head to toe in silver”.

Silver Clothing is hard to find now a day isn't it? XD

[Tux]

Silver Clothing is hard to find now a day isn't it? XD

Almost as hard to find as a werewolf I’d say. :p

[Kaden]

Its easy, shove scientific fact in its face and watch it revert back into a 13 year old emo kid.

[xxMatolfxx]

That is harsh.

I am more along the lines of a hippy without the drugs and I believe in werewolves.

[ThrasherCub]

Its easy, shove scientific fact in its face and watch it revert back into a 13 year old emo kid.

That post is full of SO much win. :)

Though emos are dangerous too. They might cry at you, blood on you, or play whiny-ass "music" really loudly in your presence.

[Kaden]

True. Dashboard Confessional is my Kryptonite

[reflectivemoon]

Well... I'd say grab your little brother and say, "Fetch wolfy!"

[xxMatolfxx]

True. Dashboard Confessional is my Kryptonite

I must admit I hate that band with a passion.

I like something I can bang my head to.

[Kaden]

Dashboard makes me want to find something I can bang my head ON

[xxMatolfxx]

Yea. So I take that we are in agreement on this one then.:)

[Necro Mortis]

Dashboard makes me want to find something I can bang my head ON
Something like a... Dashboard?

[Kaden]

Yes, a dashboard works great for this.

[Canis Lupus]

Convince them werewolves don't exist.
It's not easy, but doable.

[Necro Mortis]

The easiest way to survive a werewolf attack is to either:

A) Wake up
B) Quit your role-play group
C) Put that controller down, turn off the console and walk away

[BoxedCat]

The easiest way to survive a werewolf attack is to either:

A) Wake up
B) Quit your role-play group
C) Put that controller down, turn off the console and walk away

D) Beat off. And pray that the parents don't catch you.

'Cause if they do, Mommy's gonna see your weener.

And Dad's is bigger.

[Necro Mortis]

D) Beat off. And pray that the parents don't catch you.

'Cause if they do, Mommy's gonna see your weener.

And Dad's is bigger.

I haven't laughed like that for a year. Thank you :D

[TheDyingStar]

The easiest way to survive a werewolf attack is to either:

A) Wake up
B) Quit your role-play group
C) Put that controller down, turn off the console and walk away
:D that was good!

D) Put the book down or turn the movie off.

[Dnilan]

I got two ways for werewolves to die fire and silver.

[xxMatolfxx]

I got one better...Silver Fire!

[westvoja]

Does anyone know of any good protection methods against werewolves, apart from killing them with silver? Are there any rules like they have to be invited in(e.g vampires) or they like human children sacrifices?

Thanks for any help

Nish.

Ok, lets look at some of the history of werewolves. The Silver thing comes from some time in between the 1600's & 1800's, a boy shot a real (clinical lycanthrope) werewolf with a silver bullet. At that time, silver was not uncommon in weapon use. Later on, shooting a person with a silver bullet to prove he/she is a werewolf became a lose/lose cituation like wooden stakes to the heart (vampires), and drowning a person to prove he/she is a witch. Silver is out on how to kill a werewolf. Werewolves are basiclly a wolf with a human body, sacrifices are unnecessary. Off topic: That vampire thing ain't true, otherwise they couldn't get out of their house or get something to eat and thus they would die. The best ways to avoid werewolves: live in a city (it has less wildlife), stay in high places, trees, skyscrapers, ect. Learn to train and fend off wolves, if you know how to get away from a wolf then you know how to get away from a werewolf.

[lupine-bianca]

Get in the fetal position!
It Cannot harm you if you're in the fetal position!!!!


:p

luvies,
-BRAT!

[Dnilan]

One that is a load of crap and two werewolves can still kill you in the city you are never safe from a werewolf simpale as that.

[ChandiMoon]

Get in the fetal position!
It Cannot harm you if you're in the fetal position!!!!


:p

luvies,
-BRAT!

wow....are you serious? the can hurt and even kill you in the fetal position, and not just a werewolf, even in human form it's possible to hurt someone in the fetal position. protection from werewolves is difficult. the best thing is to be protected by one, very few things can go wrong. oh, and silver doesn't kill, and it only hurts if it gets in a wound, so my advice, make some werewolf friends

[xxMatolfxx]

wow....are you serious? the can hurt and even kill you in the fetal position, and not just a werewolf, even in human form it's possible to hurt someone in the fetal position. protection from werewolves is difficult. the best thing is to be protected by one, very few things can go wrong. oh, and silver doesn't kill, and it only hurts if it gets in a wound, so my advice, make some werewolf friends
Prepare your self! This is not going to end well. *Winces from the upcoming pain and torment*

[ChandiMoon]

Prepare your self! This is not going to end well. *Winces from the upcoming pain and torment*
haha! good one! seriously! i gave up on things ending well a long time ago, just role with the punches

[xxMatolfxx]

People are on here, how dare I say it, anti-were. I tend to keep quiet on this subject, learned my lesson a long time ago and don't want to learn it again.

[Dnilan]

I want to say something if you belive we are realy and want to become one I know a website it might help but it could take a few months.

[Kaden]

I want to say something if you belive we are realy and want to become one I know a website it might help but it could take a few months.

On one, two three, all together now... FAIL!

[Necro Mortis]

The Silver thing comes from some time in between the 1600's & 1800's, a boy shot a real (clinical lycanthrope) werewolf with a silver bullet. At that time, silver was not uncommon in weapon use.

Shut up

I want to say something if you belive we are realy and want to become one I know a website it might help but it could take a few months.

SHUT UP

wow....are you serious? the can hurt and even kill you in the fetal position, and not just a werewolf, even in human form it's possible to hurt someone in the fetal position. protection from werewolves is difficult. the best thing is to be protected by one, very few things can go wrong. oh, and silver doesn't kill, and it only hurts if it gets in a wound, so my advice, make some werewolf friends

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

[ThrasherCub]

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

This feeling is why I have my current avatar.

[Layira Aura]

This feeling is why I have my current avatar.

And it is pure genius, might I add. :p

[Kaden]

That avatar reminds me of my kitten.

[xxMatolfxx]

Lol. It reminds me of this dog. http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1808/fluffydestroyerofwor ldsbz6.jpg

[DarkWolf]

AWW...

That puppy's so 'kyoooot'.....



*cough* *splutter* *wtf?!*

*looks around*

>_>

<_<

YOU SAW NOTHING!

*vanishes*

[xxMatolfxx]

Hahahahaha!

[Tempest]

wow....are you serious? the can hurt and even kill you in the fetal position, and not just a werewolf, even in human form it's possible to hurt someone in the fetal position. protection from werewolves is difficult. the best thing is to be protected by one, very few things can go wrong. oh, and silver doesn't kill, and it only hurts if it gets in a wound, so my advice, make some werewolf friends

I believe, dear Watson, that it was a joke.
And people say we're uptight.

[xxMatolfxx]

Well you guys might be, but not I.:)

[Hoplite]

survive a werewolf attack...well it's gotta be tough...if you know in prior that you'll be attacked then make use of the only sector in which you overpower him: brains...build up your defences...use whatever resources available...don't forget to keep chilipowder bombs...might work miracles on his strong sence of smell ;)...

but if you're unprepared....i don't think there's much you could do....a werewolf is considered to be extremely strong, agile and ferocious

[Rainheart]

If all else fails, fall back on ol' faithful.
*loads bullets into their chambers*

[xxMatolfxx]

Just remember to load the bullets the right way.:)

[Kaden]

And more importantly to point the gun in the right direction

[xxMatolfxx]

Ohh yes. Thank you. I forgot to point that one out aswell and also make sure not to miss, it will hear you.:)

[Rainheart]

Just pray to God it's not something like Mongo.

"No, no, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him angry."

[Dnilan]

Ok one an ordanary bullit will do shit and it will piss him/her off and i'm not kiding

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[Fenrir]

I'm pretty sure a 50. calibre round to the face will do more than just piss it off. Even if it lives, just shoot it in the knee caps and run off.

[Gilenea]

I'm pretty sure a 50. calibre round to the face will do more than just piss it off. Even if it lives, just shoot it in the knee caps and run off.

*High fives*

Gil

[Rainheart]

I'm pretty sure a 50. calibre round to the face will do more than just piss it off. Even if it lives, just shoot it in the knee caps and run off.

Why shoot the kneecaps? Just sit there and laugh at it for trying to rip you up... God, I'm messed up. :( :D

[xxMatolfxx]

Why shoot the kneecaps? Just sit there and laugh at it for trying to rip you up... God, I'm messed up. :( :D
And to add on to that you just rhymed. :)

[Rainheart]

And to add on to that you just rhymed. :)

Aggh! No! Poet's syndrome creeping into my brain... ahhhh.... *plays dead* Ahem, sorry.

[Canis Lupus]

Another beautiful way to survive a werewolf attack:
Hand them a razorblade.


If all else fails, use fire!

[IncomitatusLatro]

Best defense is playing Bob Marley whilst drawing happy faces on the trees and chanting 'don't worry, be happy!'... Best 13 year old whiny lil emo*cough* *hack* werewolf defense there is.

[UNODRAGONE]

I say we nuke them

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc310/tafasul/funny-1.jpg

[Rainheart]

Yay! Fire! Can I use the napalm? :D

[dirtyrat]

I'm pretty sure a 50. calibre round to the face will do more than just piss it off. Even if it lives, just shoot it in the knee caps and run off.

Steady AIM?!?! At a face or a kneecap? I'm pretty sure I'd be shaking too much like a leaf to hit a red barn -- against a regular wild animal charging me, much less an angry/pissed werewolf.

[Fenrir]

Ok then. Stun it with a flashbang then shoot it in the kneecaps.

[Necro Mortis]

Hmmmm, personally I'd grab an emo from my local graveyard, fill him with plastic explosives and feed him to the werewolf. Flip the switch, boom. No silver, no 'Buht their imprevius to heet!'. Boom.

[xxMatolfxx]

HAHAHA or feed make a giant person out of chocolate. :)

Yes poison in it's sweetest form. :)

[Kaden]

Steady AIM?!?! At a face or a kneecap? I'm pretty sure I'd be shaking too much like a leaf to hit a red barn -- against a regular wild animal charging me, much less an angry/pissed werewolf.

I'm a leaf in the wind, see how I soar.

10 points for anyone who knows where that quote comes from.

[Necro Mortis]

I'm a leaf in the wind, see how I soar.

10 points for anyone who knows where that quote comes from.

Serenity?

[Fenrir]

I'm a leaf in the wind, see how I soar.

10 points for anyone who knows where that quote comes from.

I don't think Walsh ever said that on Firefly. It's only from Serenity.

[Kaden]

Serenity?

Yeppers

I don't think Walsh ever said that on Firefly. It's only from Serenity.

And yeppers again.

[Galliard]

Yay! Fire! Can I use the napalm? :D

You and I will have to go rock, paper, scissors. PYRO!!! hahahahaha! PYROOOOO!!!!

[xxMatolfxx]

Fuck the nukes!!! Pull a Underworld move and shoot silver nitrate filled bullets out of them out of a fully auto. One of them has to hit. :)

(Can someone send me the pic/link to the resident emo pic.)

[Rainheart]

Fuck the nukes!!! Pull a Underworld move and shoot silver nitrate filled bullets out of them out of a fully auto. One of them has to hit. :)

(Can someone send me the pic/link to the resident emo pic.)

What happened to plain old silver bullets? Silver nitrate wouldn't have enough. :confused:

[Layira Aura]

What happened to plain old silver bullets? Silver nitrate wouldn't have enough. :confused:


Well, pure silver is too soft to be made into any sort of weapon. So it'd have to be an alloy of some kind in order to work.

[Kaden]

Fuck the nukes!!! Pull a Underworld move and shoot silver nitrate filled bullets out of them out of a fully auto. One of them has to hit. :)

(Can someone send me the pic/link to the resident emo pic.)

The picture is in the Art of Kaden thread. I drew it, so you'll find it there.

[Krallis]

Theres a well known way to survive. Use a gun. If that dont work...use more guns. Nothing special just a gun, no fancy silver bullets. A simple gun. That or a sword or knife.

[greggchamberlain]

i have always liked Hellboy's personal approach to that old Scouts motto of "Be Prepared" with his handmade "hogkiller" slugs loaded with a mix of silver nitrite, rowan wood slivers, garlic oil, and holy water.

even if none of the above items in the mix is anathema to whatever unholy thing he's facing, the impact will knock most any hellspawn flat on its keister.

'course, the drawback is that his gun handles maybe four bullets max and it looks like he hasn't gotten around yet to developing his own brand of speedloaders for that cannon.

:)

[Necro Mortis]

All these ways of killing werewolves are pretty horrible. Why not send em' off to limbo with kindness? I know this is how I would like to go

http://smokeonthewater.type pad.com/smokeonthewater/images/2007/05/12/lucky_kitty.jpg

[greggchamberlain]

welcome to the club...and get in line and wait yer turn...no queue-jumpin' there, dude!

:D

[Kaden]

All these ways of killing werewolves are pretty horrible. Why not send em' off to limbo with kindness? I know this is how I would like to go

http://smokeonthewater.type pad.com/smokeonthewater/images/2007/05/12/lucky_kitty.jpg

That is too cute... and kinda messed up.

[Rainheart]

Well, pure silver is too soft to be made into any sort of weapon. So it'd have to be an alloy of some kind in order to work.

Aye, an alloy. That would have enough silver in it. What I'm saying is that silver nitrate as an aqueous solution doesn't contain that much silver. Maybe enough for the werewolf to get a bad cold, but not much else. :p

[greggchamberlain]

hmmm...which is worse...werewolf with a cold or without...?

worse case scenario...werewolf with a MIGRAINE!

shiver

:eek:

[UNODRAGONE]

hmmm...which is worse...werewolf with a cold or without...?

worse case scenario...werewolf with a MIGRAINE!

shiver

:eek:


or PMS :cry:

[greggchamberlain]

okay, that shoots my scenario all to merde!

[Rainheart]

or PMS :cry:

Dear God! That's breaking out the big guns! :eek:
No bomb shelter could defend someone from something like that!!! *whimpers*

[greggchamberlain]

be afraid. be very, very afraid.

[UNODRAGONE]

well if that cunt Hilary gets in office (God help us) that would be her weapon against Bin Laden :)

[Rainheart]

That would make Bin Laden piss himself scared. One second Hillary's all sappy and then the next she's saying "F**k it, let's bomb Afghanistan. Y'know what? Just go for the whole middle east, that'll blast him out of the sky."

[UNODRAGONE]

I say stick Hilary in the tunnel caves with Bin Laden and Monica Lewinsky :)

[Kaden]

well if that cunt Hilary gets in office (God help us) that would be her weapon against Bin Laden :)

You know, I really, really, really loathe the C word. But I loathe Hillary even more so feel free to use it on her.

[UNODRAGONE]

You know, I really, really, really loathe the C word. But I loathe Hillary even more so feel free to use it on her.

but it's the best word that fits her :( that and fuckadoodle

[Kaden]

Well I did say you could use it on her. I prefer to use the British varient. Berkshire Hunt or the shortened version Berk.

[UNODRAGONE]

Well I did say you could use it on her. I prefer to use the British varient. Berkshire Hunt or the shortened version Berk.

yes a new word to my arsenal!

[Kaden]

Glad I could help. :D I learned it while researching British pharses to use for my LARP character Emily.

[Necro Mortis]

You know, you COULD have just asked! :p

[Kaden]

You weren't on at the time I needed the phrases. Plus, you aren't the only Brit I know. The Buffy/Angel/Firefly boards I frequent/moderate are run by Brits, Irish and Scottish. I'm one of only 5 Americans on there. For the longest time I was actually spelling words the British way. :D I was pretty spot on lol. :D

[UNODRAGONE]

You know, you COULD have just asked! :p

my evil little demonion....hook a midget up!!!

[Necro Mortis]

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-midget-golf-0Af.jpg