P.a.c.o.n.f.

[Hitodama]

I have created the P.A.C.O.N.F. (People against consumption of nasty food) thread with the intention to warn people of awful tasting products, or any food product with negative side effects. If you have anything you wish to share please post. Or if you enjoy suffering feel free to try anything listed.

Pringles: Loaded Baked Potato flavor...ugh. They just don't have a good taste, y'all have been warned!

[BlueScorpion]

My mom's home-made macaroni and cheese! YUCK! I love her to death, but she should never be allowed to cook.

[BlackRosePhantom]

Soy sausages, I'm sorry, but not even the best artificial flavors could make them taste good in the least bit. It doesn't matter what it says on the box, it be tastier to eat the box than those things. *cringes at thought of them*

[Gilenea]

Ever notice when something tastes or smells bad, you want other people to share in your misery?

"Wow. This is AWFUL. Smell/taste it!"

Haha. I love that.

Gil

[punxnotdead]

I absolutely hat hot dogs *shudders* there's something disgusting about their texture and over-salted meat.

Splenda sugar...it's good in small porportions, but don't use it in baking cookies or muffins...it tastes bitter as hell.

[LucimOfTheMoon]

Anything I cook... Yeah, its that bad. I never DID learn to cook. If I cook for you, I probably hate you. ;)

Oh, and punx? I agree 100%. :)

[Cthulhu fhtagn]

I once ate squid cooked in it's own ink. It tastes about as bad as it sounds, if not worse. If you ever see it (Hvite pieces floating in black liquid) stay well clear, 'cause it smells pretty funny too.

Whait... what was that Gilenea posted...
Sorry, I am mistaken. It tastes absolutely wonderful, I recomend it!:D

[LV426]

Tofu- 'Nough said.

[Faolan]

I absolutely hat hot dogs *shudders* there's something disgusting about their texture and over-salted meat.

*Is currently happily devouring a chili dog /w cheese and Deli mustard*

:D

[Tempest]

Alfalfa sprouts and Easy Mac cups.

[BlackRosePhantom]

One Word: Asparagus :eek:

*pukes at thought, twitches, pukes some more, twitches again, pukes a third time, goes into seizure and dies* :eek:

[BlueScorpion]

mushrooms + BBQ sauce + cheese = food disaster!

[Necro Mortis]

Whole fresh tomato's are the devils testicles and the cucumber is his shlong. Brussles sprouts are his boogers and orange juice with 'juicy bits' in it is his pee.

I'm sorry but WHO the hell would want lumps of stuff in the thing they are drinking?! You either want a drink or you want an orange. YOU SHOULDN'T WANT TO DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME! It defies logic. So hard.

The texture of biting tomoato is disgusting, cucumber is slimy and tastes gross, don't get me STARTED on sprouts... Bean sprouts also annoy me. I want my noodles without having to eat those little stringy worm-esuqe things.
Cloves. You know those little things that are extremely strong that they put in currys and stuff? Ok, use them in your curry and rice but DON'T leave the damn things in there for christs' sake! Use a spice bag or a grinder so your dinner guests don't have to stop eating to pick out something that is more bitter than Canada is because they're a bit french and just as annoying.

Cold cuts. Why? Why not, in this age of technology, just zap it with a microwave and enjoy this new sensation that's sweeping the nation! Warm food!

Assorted organs in food such as haggis and tounge sandwhiches and the like. Just don't. It was funny at the start, 'Ohhh man! That's so gross, how can you eat that?! Mad props man!' but somewhere along the line you grew to like that crap and it stopped becoming gross out jokes and became part of your heritage. This is a historical thing which should be stamped out like diffrent sex changing rooms and the laws about no nudity in public.

[Hitodama]

One Word: Asparagus :eek:



I know man, it just doesn't look right.

Assorted organs in food such as haggis and tounge sandwhiches and the like. Just don't. It was funny at the start, 'Ohhh man! That's so gross, how can you eat that?! Mad props man!' but somewhere along the line you grew to like that crap and it stopped becoming gross out jokes and became part of your heritage. This is a historical thing which should be stamped out like diffrent sex changing rooms and the laws about no nudity in public.



My Grandma likes the gizzards in turkey...I'll never understand.

[BlueScorpion]

Caramel/Kettle popcorn, blugh!

[whisperedfreedom]

Raw oysters *shudders at the thought* I can't stand the texture.

[Keeran-Endswall]

Califlower w/cheese = Horrible
I just cannot stand Califlower. I don't like Asparagus either, unless, it is cooked a certain way.

[whisperedfreedom]

How could I have forgotten brussel sprouts *cringes*They taste horrible.

[BlueScorpion]

Dominoe's Oreo pizza! tastes like cardboard!

[Keeran-Endswall]

Dominoe's Oreo pizza! tastes like cardboard!

They have an oreo pizza? O_o how wierd..

[LV426]

I like brussel sprouts but for those of you who hate them:


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y11/LV-426/IMG_1417.jpg

If you look closely in the front row the sign above the brussel sprouts says "Little Green Balls of Death".

[Tempest]

Oh god, brussel sprouts. I won't even look at those things they are so nasty.
I hate the texture of mushrooms. Grilled is ok, and so is breaded, but anything else I can't stand.

[Zombie]

Chili Mac (that stuff in the Army was SO nasty!!!)
and the worst of the worst-

Fauxfu- for the tofu intolerant

*Runs into nearest restroom, loud wretching can be heard from outside*

-Z

[UNODRAGONE]

Custard (cringes) just looks and tastes nasty

[Necro Mortis]

Custard (cringes) just looks and tastes nasty
:eek:

I love custard! But only cold. And it just HAS to be Birds.

[Hamster_Mommy]

:eek:

I love custard! But only cold. And it just HAS to be Birds.

Hell yeah, Birds rocks ! :buttrock:

[Hamster_Mommy]

If it says "low fat", or "fat free" it stands a fair chance of tasting like a burnt turd with hair in it, and still containing ingredients that aren't healthy to consume compared to it's tastier counterparts.

Blue Cheese is what cums out of the "devil's shlong" cucumber - already mentioned - I'm pretty sure. (That description of tomatoes and cucumbers made me lmao btw...)

Bell peppers green, red, yellow, you name it, whoever decided those would be a good vegetable to cultivate en mass can jam them up their ass cause I ain't eating them!

[LucimOfTheMoon]

Hey,since it's nearly christmas, any Christmas foods that aren't worth eating?

[BlackRosePhantom]

Hey,since it's nearly christmas, any Christmas foods that aren't worth eating?

The decorative fruit cake...

[UNODRAGONE]

In Italy it is customary to eat baked eel, yeah theres one I'm gonna pass on, it taste like rubber!

[LucimOfTheMoon]

The decorative fruit cake...

Ahh, t3h 3vil!!!!!!!!

[Nimue]

I guess I'm one of the few people in the world who actually likes fruit cake.

Catfish or any other bottom feeder. Think about what they eat.