Hybrids (alien/human)

[IIFerinusII]

I was wondering what everyone thought about the new idea that aliens (yes this entails that you have to believe in aliens coming to our world) have mated with humans and a lot of people now have alien DNA? I've come across this topic many times, and it seems there is a lot of debate, and even some people saying something like 90% of our population has alien DNA or something (though, when talking about this subject I can't exactly say everyone who comments or writes articles on this is right in the head). What are your opinions?
Note: By alien, I mean extraterrestrial. Not the people who cut your grass.

[Gilenea]

Note: By alien, I mean extraterrestrial. Not the people who cuts your grass.

HAHAHAHA!!!

Gil

[ThrasherCub]

HAHAHAHA!!!

Agreed. I loved that.

Anyway, I'd just really wonder why we didn't notice. Like, wouldn't it cause changes, you know? Or are aliens identical to us or something?

And the obvious question, well... uh, why? Why would aliens come here to bone us and then leave? And to get it through that much of the population that would probably have to be some pretty compulsive boning.

Though as nuts as it sounds, I'm not closed to the idea.

I've heard weirder. And it turned out to be true.

[IIFerinusII]

Agreed. I loved that.

Anyway, I'd just really wonder why we didn't notice. Like, wouldn't it cause changes, you know? Or are aliens identical to us or something?

And the obvious question, well... uh, why? Why would aliens come here to bone us and then leave? And to get it through that much of the population that would probably have to be some pretty compulsive boning.

Though as nuts as it sounds, I'm not closed to the idea.

I've heard weirder. And it turned out to be true.

Okay, what was weirder than that and turned out to be true?

[Lysander]

folks, you don't KNOW weird....

[IIFerinusII]

folks, you don't KNOW weird....

Okay, revision...tell us something weirder than hybrids, if it is true.

[BlackRosePhantom]

Note: By alien, I mean extraterrestrial. Not the people who cut your grass.

Hey! My father is not an alien! And he isn't Hispanic either (well, not my adoptive father anyway). Also, not all gardeners are illegal aliens and not all illegal aliens are gardeners.

Okay, revision...tell us something weirder than hybrids, if it is true.

Your greatest ancestor that lived on this planet was a mere bacterium. Billions of people believe in thousands of year old lies even though we have evidence that indirectly/directly goes against them. At least one forth of the American population is retarded, at least mildly. George W. Bush Jr. was elected TWICE!! Bill Clinton got impeached for cheating on his wife (which happens to about 40% of all couples, marriage not excluded) one time when while other presidents have done worse and weren't impeached (aka Nixon). I actually like the YMCA theme song (shocking :eek:, I know). The list keeps going on and on...

Pift, alien/human hybrid isn't that weird of a theory, and even if extraterrestrial life did bone any human and successfully produce offspring, I'm putting my money down on it not being rape... >_>
(we already have SiFi pornos of this stuff, and you know how many perverts are out there)

[Hitodama]

Well, I was in Lowes the other day and I saw two very peculiar people. The first was a tall, lanky guy with immaculate teeth, odd smile too, and the other was this 3-4 year old boy/girl? with HUGE sky blue eyes.

Anyway, perhaps the alien's genes that determine how one looks physically are submissive? While ones that control things like reflex time, eyesight, problem solving and stuff are dominant? Also if aliens look exactly like us, I for one will be disappointed.

[IIFerinusII]

Bill Clinton got impeached for cheating on his wife (which happens to about 40% of all couples, marriage not excluded) one time when while other presidents have done worse and weren't impeached (aka Nixon)

Nixon was going to be impeached and kicked out of office, but he decided to quit his job to save face. Bill Clinton was impeached, should have been kicked out of office (not for cheating), and should have gone to jail or at the very least kicked out of office, for lying under oath, aka perjury, a federal crime that any other person would have gone to prison for, but no, he was exempt from the law, showing how rich and famous people get away with things any average person would not get away with.


Also, if you are a foreigner, you are an alien. You don't have to be an ILLEGAL alien to be an alien in the sense of being from another country.

[Ookamiotoko]

Anyway, perhaps the alien's genes that determine how one looks physically are submissive? While ones that control things like reflex time, eyesight, problem solving and stuff are dominant? Also if aliens look exactly like us, I for one will be disappointed.


True, if the genes of Aliens(extraterresst rial or whatever it's spelled like) if they look incredibly identical to use, I too would be disapointed...what would become of the Alien vs. Predator movies and such, but thats aside reality, for reals now, what would become of UFOs, secret government agencies and such if we found out that alienhumanoids (my word for now) are out there?

[IIFerinusII]

True, if the genes of Aliens(extraterresst rial or whatever it's spelled like) if they look incredibly identical to use, I too would be disapointed...what would become of the Alien vs. Predator movies and such, but thats aside reality, for reals now, what would become of UFOs, secret government agencies and such if we found out that alienhumanoids (my word for now) are out there?

Supposedly from what I've heard, they do not look like us, but I wouldn't exactly say "bone" the ladies. I heard that they just impregnate a lady and add some of their DNA, to tamper with the human race and I guess help it progress the way they want it. Who knows, maybe stupid people are regular humans, and smart people are hybrids?:D

[Ookamiotoko]

I'm A hybrid?! Awsome!! I guess that explains the relatively high grades I get and why I'm going to take some collage courses during the next half of the year.:)

[Tempest]

I'm A hybrid?! Awsome!! I guess that explains the relatively high grades I get and why I'm going to take some collage courses during the next half of the year.:)

I hope you use spell check while there. Or learn how to spell. Especially the word COLLEGE.

[Ookamiotoko]

Grammar is my weak point, but I try to keep my wording readable.

Back on topic, how did they manage to compare our DNA to alien DNA?:confused:

[xxMatolfxx]

:) I learn something new everyday. Now I know how to correctly spell college.:)

If an alien population decided to fuck around with ours. It would be odd if we ever found out about it.

Hey a hybrid could be the people in those(one sec have to google this next word) insane asylums who sware that they have been abducted.


(I had to google abducted too.:))

[ThrasherCub]

I wouldn't exactly say "bone" the ladies. I heard that they just impregnate a lady and add some of their DNA, to tamper with the human race and I guess help it progress the way they want it.
But why? Why would they want to tamper with us? And why would they elect to do so via impregnation?

Who knows, maybe stupid people are regular humans, and smart people are hybrids?:D
Or maybe the opposite. Alien DNA could be the cause of autism or something. :p

[Ookamiotoko]

Wow...Many posibilities...:) :( :confused:

[BlackRosePhantom]

There would be no need to abduct and probe! If aliens are so sophisticated, that should know how to put on a disguise and act like us. Meaning they'd probably pick someone up at a bar for a one night stand! Or if they're crazy, they might develop a relationship with one of us (I have a feeling that something like my last sentence is already a TV show).

So, no one has replied to my bet that if one of our kind had a child with an alien, it most likely wouldn't be rape. How many of you agree or disagree with this?

[xxMatolfxx]

I agree, though you will get a few who will say it is.

[ThrasherCub]

So, no one has replied to my bet that if one of our kind had a child with an alien, it most likely wouldn't be rape. How many of you agree or disagree with this?

Well, if they were trying to be secretive about it they'd almost certainly avoid rape. To hide things like this they would have to study our cultures for quite a time, so they'd understand what rape is and that it's frowned upon in lots of areas, particularly in more powerful regions.

[Layira Aura]

So, no one has replied to my bet that if one of our kind had a child with an alien, it most likely wouldn't be rape. How many of you agree or disagree with this?

Well, no, technically, it wouldn't be rape if the person did consent to it. But I suppose it might be in a way, because that person doesn't know its an alien and was consenting to the human it thought it was. Like ThrasherCub said, they would most likely avoid rape because there's a good chance it would get noticed.

[IIFerinusII]

Okay, well maybe they would want to tamper with our DNA because they see us going down a path of destruction and it would be easier to manipulate those that connect with them because they are part of them and they plan to show themselves some time soon (though this brings up the topic of nature vs nurture, and whether hybrids would connect with the aliens or if they would be loyal to those who raised them.)

Most women who claim to have been abducted, and impregnated, have very little recollection and it is more of an alien abduction testimony that we are all familiar with, not dating and alien like you would a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Probing and impregnation is not something that we can say "eeewww anal probing" and be done with it. Humans probe animals all of the time and even ourselves to see how we tick, or how to make something better. During Hitler's regime (oh yes, that's right, I went there:D ) that crazy doctor/scientist who's name I currently can't remember, tried to mate women with wolves in order to make a superior race. We are always looking for ways to understand and make things better, aliens could be doing the same.

Note: I'm playing devil's advocate and merely moving the debate forward.

[ThrasherCub]

Okay, well maybe they would want to tamper with our DNA because they see us going down a path of destruction and it would be easier to manipulate those that connect with them because they are part of them and they plan to show themselves some time soon (though this brings up the topic of nature vs nurture, and whether hybrids would connect with the aliens or if they would be loyal to those who raised them.)
For the record, a Bodhisattva named Padmasambhava actually did something similar to the people living in a corrupted kingdom.

Probing and impregnation is not something that we can say "eeewww anal probing" and be done with it. Humans probe animals all of the time and even ourselves to see how we tick, or how to make something better.
Thinking about it, this is making me think of how we've used science to impregnate animals, bring an embryo of one species to term in another, etc.

Perhaps the entire development of the Earth has been controlled to an extent. Once you understand how things work you can artificially bring about things in a fairly natural fashion. Of course, our entire view on science and reality is based on the Earth, so for all we know Carbon is not naturally a building block for life. Since all we would know is our little artificially made world we'd never suspect anything.

Wow. I'm really not a conspiracy theorist or believer in aliens or anything, but I'm really enjoying this.

Note: I'm playing devil's advocate and merely moving the debate forward.
I noticed, and I thank you. :)

I'm not a mod or anything, but I'd also really like to thank everyone for being so mature in this thread. Thanks, everyone!

[IIFerinusII]

For the record, a Bodhisattva named Padmasambhava actually did something similar to the people living in a corrupted kingdom.
I knew that it, or something similar had been used in our history. Thank you for citing specifically.




Wow. I'm really not a conspiracy theorist or believer in aliens or anything, but I'm really enjoying this.
Agreed.:)

I'm not a mod or anything, but I'd also really like to thank everyone for being so mature in this thread. Thanks, everyone!
Turbo agreed.:) I thought I was going to get flamed off of the board for bringing up such a topic. It actually turned into a nice little discussion.

[the elf lord]

:) I learn something new everyday. Now I know how to correctly spell college.:)

If an alien population decided to fuck around with ours. It would be odd if we ever found out about it.

Hey a hybrid could be the people in those(one sec have to google this next word) insane asylums who sware that they have been abducted.


(I had to google abducted too.:))

yu a wetard

[IIFerinusII]

yu a wetard

Lol, his first post ever, is "yu a wetard", I love it haha *claps*

[Tempest]

yu a wetard

Is this a joke? I hope so.

[xxMatolfxx]

I hope they are joking.

[ThrasherCub]

I hope he's not! :D

[BlackRosePhantom]

I hope he's not! :D

Thrasher, I seem to get a chuckle out of every time you post something. :D

[Kat-chan]

yu a wetard

Ow.
Reading that gave me a headache.
Please get the new form of Firefox, for all our sakes.
It has this nifty little thing called a Spell Checker.
I'm sure you've never heard of it.

On topic: I think I saw a show that was talking about something like this. They speculated that an alien race had come and tampered with our genetic material, causing fast mental growth. (Apparently not all of us. *looks at The Elf Lords quote*). They reasoned that why else would the human race go from living in caves to building stone structures in such a short period of time. I completely forget how short the time span was.

And I think they also thought this tied in with Atlantis as well...

Hm. I'm starting to doubt the credibility of the show. But, they said that after the Aliens tampered with our genetics, they either helped us build Atlantis or taught us how to build it. It was on Discovery Channel I believe...

[BlackRosePhantom]

They reasoned that why else would the human race go from living in caves to building stone structures in such a short period of time. I completely forget how short the time span was. [/qutoe]

Yeah, if you consider 2 million years a short time span :rolleyes:

[quote] It was on Discovery Channel I believe...

No, it was either the History Channel or National Geographic. I saw it as well, and remember seeing on the History Channel, but they might have also showed it on Nat Geo (like they showed planet earth no the Discovery Channel, Science Channel (I think), and animal Planet.

[Ookamiotoko]

Cool, Atlantis was built by both Humans and Aliens? Thats preaty great because that would show that two species from diffrent planets can work together and make great things, the only problem is that where did this prof (Atlantis) go? If people uncover it it could lead to further search for life in other planets and there for we could see a signifigant change in our planet(s) as we speak! Awsome...I went indepht without meaning to...hee hee...:D :o :D