Nimue
01-24-2008, 11:35 AM
Tickle Me Elmo:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the
Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant
about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and thewhole
line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there
are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really
beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
small marbles.
The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece
of fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager burst into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself
together and approached Lena .
"I'm sorry," he said to her, barely able to keep a
straightface, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave
you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the
Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant
about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and thewhole
line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there
are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really
beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
small marbles.
The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece
of fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager burst into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself
together and approached Lena .
"I'm sorry," he said to her, barely able to keep a
straightface, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave
you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.