The Creeper's Fun w/ MIRC!!!

[The Creeper]

Since you bastards never go to Mirc chat I had to find some form of entertainment. This is where I'll post such fun. Remember these are statements made by myself upon entering a random chat.


TeenChat:


<The_Creeper> OMG GERARD WAY SHOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
<livis42> OMG!


Narcotics Anonymous Recovery Chat:

< The_Creeper> Hola! Soy un adicto de recuperación. Comía el pegamento entonces que tuve que relevarme que y mi anus consiguió tapado. (I am a recovering addict. I used to eat glue then I had to relieve myself and my anus got plugged.)

<lone_12> are you bullshiting us?


Iranian Freedom Channel Chat:

<The_Creeper> DEATH TO AMERICA!!!
* Alexe is now known as Visitor_14704
<The_Creeper> I am a recovering addict. DEATH TO
AMERICA!!!

The Christian Furry Fellowship Chat:

<The_Creeper> whats a christian furry?
<phox> hi
<Zyborg22> Oh. Hello, Creeper.
<DracoDei> Someone who is Christian and a fan of anthropomorphic animals, such as Garfield, Pogo, Kevin and Kell, and many other examples.
* Oren_Zebra raises hoof. I'm one.
<The_Creeper> do you know a BCVonRayfus?

Harrylatino.com Chat:

<tachin> tu eres chica morrigan?
<The_Creeper> Hola are yall really that harry?
<Morrigan> sip

This is Not a Ghey Topic Chat:
<@cowy> hai
<The_Creeper> Hai babay gurl! holla
<@cowy> babay girl?
<@CyberRhino> O_o
<@Brittany> lol
<@CyberRhino> cowy is mine, kid.
<@Brittany> !
<The_Creeper> Give ma lurv
<@cowy> wut
<@Brittany> fuckin dumbass in Lobby
<@Brittany> ugh
<@CyberRhino> Who?
<The_Creeper> Lobby?
<The_Creeper> whats their name?
<@Brittany> It was Tito

Lobby Chat:

<The_Creeper> TITO TOOK ME DOWN BEHIND THE FURNACE AND TOUCHED ME IN MY PANTS!

[Faolan]

You know that reminds back when in the Harry Potter Book series, when I found out Doumbledor died I decided to ruin the ending on a "Kids Book Chat" It was hilarious!

[The Creeper]

Mental Disorder Chat:

<@ripley> hi
<The_Creeper> hi
<ogre1> hi creeper
<The_Creeper> I have a problem
<@ripley> oops ur aol..
<The_Creeper> and this is for like people with mental disorders right?
<@ripley> oh whats ur prob?
<@ripley> yea
<The_Creeper> yall cant laugh at me
<ogre1> we wont
<Gri> Okay.
<The_Creeper> promise?
<ogre1> yes
<The_Creeper> i like to chew the skin of my lips
<@ripley> why ya do it?
<The_Creeper> all the skin
<@ripley> all the skin? hmm
<@ripley> sounds painful
<The_Creeper> im extremely disfigured because of it
<The_Creeper> and I dont want to leave my house
<The_Creeper> cause Im ugly
<ogre1> you might have a prob if you did it to other ppl lips
<The_Creeper> thats the thing
<@ripley> probly some groomin behavior gone avry ..
<The_Creeper> i would very much enjoy that
<The_Creeper> the skin is so tender


All Night Cafe Chat:

<The_Creeper> Hello I'd like an iced mocha latte ASAP
<The_Creeper> *waiting*
<The_Creeper> such bad service....

Wrestle Zone Chat:

<The_Creeper> ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!!

Skitzo Chat:
<jorge> what did your family do jesse
<JanFM> jesse you said your body will change at age 37 ... then i said ... i dont wanna be girl
<jorge> hi creeper
<The_Creeper> Hello Jorge
<jesse_> toook me to a pdoc jorge
<The_Creeper> is that pronounced George or whore hey?

NDS ROM Chat:

<The Creeper> Where can I get a NDS rom without getting a fucking virus?
<gino_bil> No cursung
<The Creeper> whats cursung?
<gino_bil> swearing
<The Creeper> why?
<gino_bil> its the rules and its not needed
<The Creeper> Okay here is the deal...
<The Creeper> I have to say fuck at least once every 2 minutes otherwise my weiner dog gets a bullet in its head...
<The Creeper> please...
<The Creeper> PLEASE...
<The Creeper> don't kill my weiner!

[UNODRAGONE]

Mental Disorder Chat:

<@ripley> hi
<The_Creeper> hi
<ogre1> hi creeper
<The_Creeper> I have a problem
<@ripley> oops ur aol..
<The_Creeper> and this is for like people with mental disorders right?
<@ripley> oh whats ur prob?
<@ripley> yea
<The_Creeper> yall cant laugh at me
<ogre1> we wont
<Gri> Okay.
<The_Creeper> promise?
<ogre1> yes
<The_Creeper> i like to chew the skin of my lips
<@ripley> why ya do it?
<The_Creeper> all the skin
<@ripley> all the skin? hmm
<@ripley> sounds painful
<The_Creeper> im extremely disfigured because of it
<The_Creeper> and I dont want to leave my house
<The_Creeper> cause Im ugly
<ogre1> you might have a prob if you did it to other ppl lips
<The_Creeper> thats the thing
<@ripley> probly some groomin behavior gone avry ..
<The_Creeper> i would very much enjoy that
<The_Creeper> the skin is so tender


All Night Cafe Chat:

<The_Creeper> Hello I'd like an iced mocha latte ASAP
<The_Creeper> *waiting*
<The_Creeper> such bad service....

Wrestle Zone Chat:

<The_Creeper> ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!!

Skitzo Chat:
<jorge> what did your family do jesse
<JanFM> jesse you said your body will change at age 37 ... then i said ... i dont wanna be girl
<jorge> hi creeper
<The_Creeper> Hello Jorge
<jesse_> toook me to a pdoc jorge
<The_Creeper> is that pronounced George or whore hey?

NDS ROM Chat:

<The Creeper> Where can I get a NDS rom without getting a fucking virus?
<gino_bil> No cursung
<The Creeper> whats cursung?
<gino_bil> swearing
<The Creeper> why?
<gino_bil> its the rules and its not needed
<The Creeper> Okay here is the deal...
<The Creeper> I have to say fuck at least once every 2 minutes otherwise my weiner dog gets a bullet in its head...
<The Creeper> please...
<The Creeper> PLEASE...
<The Creeper> don't kill my weiner!


you are such an unbelievable bastard.....and is now on my cookie bitch list :)

[The Creeper]

you are such an unbelievable bastard.....and is now on my cookie bitch list :)


Do I actually get a cookie?

[MorganaFang]

Creep I heart you so hardcore like.

[UNODRAGONE]

Do I actually get a cookie?

(sends basket full of cookies and a studed straight jacket with Creeper written on it :) )

[The Creeper]

Surplus Rifle Chat:

<@vonalt_> I think you are in the wrong room
<The_Creeper> Hi if i paid one of you would you shoot me in the head so I wont go to hell?

Russian Room Chat:

<@The_Creeper> who are you?
<Visitor_2> niet
<@The_Creeper> whats a niet?
<Visitor_2> speek russian
<@The_Creeper> you speek russian?
<Visitor_2> da
<Visitor_2> my name is ivan
<Visitor_2> yuo?
<@The_Creeper> Gustav
<Visitor_2> you american?
<@The_Creeper> no
<@The_Creeper> no
<Visitor_2> european
<@The_Creeper> Mamalookabooboostan
<Visitor_2> ?
<@The_Creeper> tis a small country


PM CHAT:

<Visitor_> so u cuming on msn then
<The_Creeper> what do i get out of it? :D
<Visitor_> what you want
<Visitor_> want out of it
<Visitor_> :)
<The_Creeper> what do you have to offer sweetheart?
<Visitor_> put ur cam on and we see :)
<The_Creeper> but i just got out of the shower
<Visitor_> addd me djdav-1-2-@hotmail.com
<The_Creeper> that wouldnt be very lady like of me would it?
<Visitor_> mmmmm... even better :-)
<The_Creeper> really?
<Visitor_> but i maybe want to see you when you just come out of the shower
<The_Creeper> my tits?
<Visitor_> anu thing babe plss cum on msn 4 me
<The_Creeper> cum on msn? :D
<Visitor_> :)
<Visitor_> when ur on you can CUM if ya lik
<The_Creeper> oh yeah BTW
<The_Creeper> i lied im a dude :D
<Visitor_> ya teking the piss right

[The Creeper]

Some Douche named "Pavelezz" chat:


<John_Cena> wtf is up with u?
<The_Creeper> hmmm?
<John_Cena> if i saw u r irl u would be so ead
<John_Cena> dead
<John_Cena> *
<The_Creeper> oh really?
<John_Cena> yeah
<The_Creeper> what if i was dead and you saw me in real life?
<John_Cena> i aint scred of u
<John_Cena> u racist
<The_Creeper> how exactly am i a racist?
<John_Cena> scared*
<John_Cena> c'mon man
<John_Cena> u dissin my rl name
<The_Creeper> and that would make me racist how?
<John_Cena> what's ur fuckin name?
<The_Creeper> Creeper
<John_Cena> irl
<John_Cena> don't play smart
<The_Creeper> The Creeper is my real name
<John_Cena> -_-
<John_Cena> well if u don' tell me
<John_Cena> i'll call u fucker
<John_Cena> don't
<John_Cena> *
<The_Creeper> why wanna fuck?
<John_Cena> no
<John_Cena> u don't dare 2 c me irl
<John_Cena> n i h8 ppl talkin dirt abt my name
<The_Creeper> then change it
<John_Cena> -_-
<John_Cena> i love my name
<The_Creeper> which is?
<John_Cena> pavlezz
<The_Creeper> it sounds like a fart
<John_Cena> -_-
<John_Cena> come n say it 2 my face
<John_Cena> plz
<John_Cena> not over here
<The_Creeper> where you at?
<John_Cena> norway
<John_Cena> ciry skien
<The_Creeper> i tell ya what
<The_Creeper> buy me a ticket
<John_Cena> why? don't buyin enimies a thin'
<The_Creeper> and ill let you pavlezz all over my ass
<John_Cena> scared 2 tell where u r
<The_Creeper> 712 Cooper Dr. Kensett, AR 72082
<John_Cena> aight
<John_Cena> i'll fuckin burn ur fuckin house
<The_Creeper> such hostility
<The_Creeper> are you gay?
<John_Cena> no
<John_Cena> i can even kill u if u want
<The_Creeper> you sure?
<The_Creeper> so when can i expect you?
<John_Cena> 2 morrow
<John_Cena> n when u r dead going 2 jail with honour

[john the baptist]

you are messed up in the head. I like that in a person.

[BlackRosePhantom]

The Christian Furry Fellowship Chat:

<The_Creeper> whats a christian furry?
<phox> hi
<Zyborg22> Oh. Hello, Creeper.
<DracoDei> Someone who is Christian and a fan of anthropomorphic animals, such as Garfield, Pogo, Kevin and Kell, and many other examples.
* Oren_Zebra raises hoof. I'm one.
<The_Creeper> do you know a BCVonRayfus?

OMG! I literally rolled on the floor laughing at that last line. My ribcage now hurts because I hit it into my chair's armrest while in the process of falling to the floor in a fit of laughter. I now hate and love you at the same time.

[The Creeper]

<Favorite> l wanna make a new room tho so how do I>?
<sebastian> look up
<sebastian> <.<
<The_Creeper> use the chat function Alt+F4
* Favorite (java@IRCStorm-125FA2B6.hsd1.fl.com cast.net) Quit (Quit: Favorite)
* Visitor_ is now known as Favorite
<Favorite> HA not freaking funny puching Alt F4
<Favorite> idiotws
<Favorite> idiot*
<Favorite> how do i make a new room is all I wanna know
<Favorite> ?
* Visitor_ (java@52B7194F.17481 BC6.CCA20D8C.IP) has joined #lobby
<The_Creeper> you have to hit it at the same time
<Henry_the_friendly> concentrate real hard
<Favorite> NO I DONT
<Favorite> I AM NOT BOTTING MY SELF AGAIN THANK YOU VERY MUCH
<dragonhartz> i wisperd visitor 4
<Favorite> I KNOW MORE ABOUT COMPUTERS THAN YOU WILL EVER LEARN I BUILD THEM AND I AM A WEB DESIGNER
<Henry_the_friendly> wish it and concentrate very hard, focus

[Fenrar]

:D :D :D
You just...brilliance, utter brilliance.

[john the baptist]

Do you screw with everyone Creeper?

[The Creeper]

Pretty much :D

[john the baptist]

Bet you can't screw with my head.