Rainheart
02-25-2008, 05:19 PM
Ok, I just thought this up randomly, so bear with me here. Say there's a certain sign, that for some reason you just don't like? Well, rant and rave about it here, then tell us what kind of sign you'd make to replace it!
Example: "Thank you for not smoking." Too puny, too soft, too submissive. It's like saying thank you to a normal Joe Schmo for not suddenly brandishing a gun and shooting you in the head with it. I think it should be more assertive, like: "Smoke, if you dare. If so, though, we will promptly confiscate all cigarettes on your person and extinguish the one you lit somewhere on your skin. Then, we will take your yellowed fingers and run them through a paper shredder, throwing the remains to sewer rats who will ultimately soil them."
Example: "Thank you for not smoking." Too puny, too soft, too submissive. It's like saying thank you to a normal Joe Schmo for not suddenly brandishing a gun and shooting you in the head with it. I think it should be more assertive, like: "Smoke, if you dare. If so, though, we will promptly confiscate all cigarettes on your person and extinguish the one you lit somewhere on your skin. Then, we will take your yellowed fingers and run them through a paper shredder, throwing the remains to sewer rats who will ultimately soil them."