It's the end of the world as we know it...In California [Archive]

LV426

07-06-2008, 01:57 AM

Another extreme religious website warns people in south western California to get out before the apocalypse begins. Citing such events as 9-11 and hurricane Katrina, these god fearing folk are telling the residents of Cali to head east and pray along the way.

http://www.californiajudgme nt2008.citymax.com/page/page/4415325.htm

Vendetta

07-06-2008, 02:15 AM

I have a prediction: that website will be sadly dated in 4 days.

ThrasherCub

07-06-2008, 01:47 PM

What is with words being in random colors?

LV426

07-06-2008, 04:19 PM

I think it's some twisted numerology thing.

Lysander

07-06-2008, 05:08 PM

So.. because God's wrath is going to befall California they should leave, so that either god wipes out an unpopulated area, or just spreads the punishment to the places the heathens go (everywhere else in the country)

Galliard

07-06-2008, 05:31 PM

I have an idea! keep the Californians in California! Test the theory! :D

Yeah, I'm thinking that the website was/is full of bull poo.
And, they'll probably make some cock- and- bull story about how their calculations were incorrect once California ISN'T incinerated off the face of the Earth.:rolleyes: :shrug:

chriz

07-06-2008, 08:57 PM

[pointing to a map of California and the San Andreas Fault]
Lex Luthor: Everything west of this line is the richest, most expensive real estate in the world: San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco. Everything on THIS side of the line is just hundreds and hundreds of miles of worthless desert land, which just so happens to be owned by...
[Whaps Otis with his pointer]
Otis: Uhhh... Lex Luthor Incorporated.
Lex Luthor: Now, call me foolish, call me irresponsible, it occurs to me that a 500 megaton bomb planted at just the proper point would, uh...
Superman: Would destroy most of California. Millions of innocent people would be killed. And the west coast as we know it would-...
Lex Luthor: Fall into the sea.
Lex Luthor: [Gives a little wave with his hand] Bye-bye, California. Hello, new west coast. My west coast.
[Otis overlays map with new map]
Lex Luthor: Costa Del Lex. Luthorville. Marina del Lex. Otisburg... Otisburg?
Otis: Miss Tessmacher, she's got her own place.
Lex Luthor: Otisburg?
Otis: It's a little bitty place.
Lex Luthor: [Angrily] Otisburg?
Otis: Okay, I'll just wipe it off, that's all. Just a little town.
[Erases Otisburg]

MorganaFang

07-06-2008, 10:37 PM

I would have thought someone would make a Snake Plissken reference before the old Superman movie.

Makes me happy either way.

Vendetta

07-07-2008, 10:20 AM

I would have thought someone would make a Snake Plissken reference before the old Superman movie.

Makes me happy either way.
Err I'd say Escape from LA was a pale movie compared to the original Escape film. So yeah, Superman wins.

MorganaFang

07-07-2008, 12:02 PM

Err I'd say Escape from LA was a pale movie compared to the original Escape film. So yeah, Superman wins.

We're not talking quality here, just pop culture relevance. Which Superman probably also trumps. :p

Galliard

07-31-2008, 10:05 AM

Hey, click on the original link again!!! it's funny...

spirit

08-04-2008, 11:12 AM

Damn that ould have been some funny shit if they had been right though.

ThrasherCub

08-05-2008, 01:57 PM

Damn that ould have been some funny shit if they had been right though.

:( I'm in California!

Galliard

08-05-2008, 04:53 PM

Aww! (hugs TC) That's okay, the crazy people haven't made you fall in the Ocean, and that makes me happy.

VampHunter

08-08-2008, 12:38 AM

(Hug's TC with Galliard hugging him) I agree with Galliard... btw I think it's all phony... Fake... I think it's never gonna happen anyways... even though I live in Texas... I really do care about other people... some that I don't even know... I care about a friend on Roblox, his grandfather died earlier in the year... I cheered him up easily... how? I cared about him...

Vendetta

08-08-2008, 01:15 PM

VampHunter

08-08-2008, 01:20 PM

Just out of curiousity, how exactly do you care about someone you don't actually know?

I care about a lot of people... Especially Friends that I don't know... I care about everyone that's nice to me... i wish them good things... that's how

Vendetta

08-08-2008, 01:23 PM

I care about a lot of people... Especially Friends that I don't know... I care about everyone that's nice to me... i wish them good things... that's how
Further... how is someone your friend if you don't know them?

VampHunter

08-08-2008, 01:29 PM

Further... how is someone your friend if you don't know them?

I have no idea... I guess if they're nice to me or lonely, they're my friend... that's how... ThrasherCub has just so happen to be my friend because he feels lonely... and has been some what nice to me... that's how they're my friend... :wavey: ;) :D

MorganaFang

08-08-2008, 01:35 PM

I have no idea... I guess if they're nice to me or lonely, they're my friend... that's how... ThrasherCub has just so happen to be my friend because he feels lonely... and has been some what nice to me... that's how they're my friend...

She and because you don't know them you're missing the joke.

She DOES NOT feel lonely and DOES NOT need strangers going for the cyber cop-a-feel.

VampHunter

08-08-2008, 01:41 PM

She and because you don't know them you're missing the joke.

She DOES NOT feel lonely and DOES NOT need strangers going for the cyber cop-a-feel.

ok then she... but I know that she's sad deep inside somewhere... about something... just don't know what... but if that's what she wants...
(Let's go of ThrasherCub) T_T sorry everyone for my misbehavior of acting weird...

MorganaFang

08-08-2008, 01:43 PM

ok then she... but I know that she's sad deep inside somewhere...

No, you do not know that and do not project that on her because, dude, you just don't know her.

Vendetta

08-08-2008, 01:45 PM

I have no idea... I guess if they're nice to me or lonely, they're my friend... that's how... ThrasherCub has just so happen to be my friend because he feels lonely... and has been some what nice to me... that's how they're my friend... :wavey: ;) :D
So if I understand you correctly, you could be friends with a psychopathic killer, as long as they were nice to you?

Wanna be friends?

VampHunter

08-08-2008, 01:49 PM

So if I understand you correctly, you could be friends with a psychopathic killer, as long as they were nice to you?

Wanna be friends?

Not exactly... what I mean is I care about the REAL person as long as they're not trying to find me...if they are... then BEWARE... I HAVE BRINKS SECURITY SYSTEM... just to let all of y'all know... and NO i am not joking around... so BEWARE SERIAL KILLERS

MorganaFang

08-08-2008, 01:54 PM

Not exactly... what I mean is I care about the REAL person as long as they're not trying to find me...if they are... then BEWARE... I HAVE BRINKS SECURITY SYSTEM... just to let all of y'all know... and NO i am not joking around... so BEWARE SERIAL KILLERS

So... you're 8, 10 years old?

...need a juicebox?

VampHunter

08-08-2008, 01:55 PM

So... you're 8, 10 years old?

...need a juicebox?

No I'm 15 actually... and I'm the Real one that's lonely... and bored... not TC to tell you the truth

Vendetta

08-08-2008, 01:58 PM

No I'm 15 actually... and I'm the Real one that's lonely... and bored... not TC to tell you the truth
News Flash!

VampHunter

08-08-2008, 02:00 PM

News Flash!

What does that supposed to mean... all of you don't know my address... so y'all can't find me...

MorganaFang

08-08-2008, 02:03 PM

What does that supposed to mean... all of you don't know my address... so y'all can't find me...

Honey if you're worried about us coming after you, maybe you should leave this site. We do not cater to bored tweenagers.

Galliard

08-08-2008, 02:07 PM

*sits vamphunter down* They're saying that they can tell that you are lonely.

If you have friends you should go and hang out with them. If you want more friends, you should go to places where people like you hang out. The internet is not always a good place to meet people. It is a good thing to hang out with people outside of the internet.

*pats him/her on the head*

VampHunter

08-08-2008, 02:07 PM

Honey if you're worried about us coming after you, maybe you should leave this site. We do not cater to bored tweenagers.

I'm not worried about people coming after me... I'm just worried about how lonely I'm gonna get later... I'm actually 110% lonely and bored right now... Yes I literally mean 110%... not 100%...

Edit: I actually feel less bored when I talk to people on the internet... seriously

Vendetta

08-08-2008, 02:18 PM

I think I have the perfect solution:

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060524/060524_ritalin_vmed_ 1p.widec.jpg

VampHunter

08-08-2008, 02:20 PM

I think I have the perfect solution:

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060524/060524_ritalin_vmed_ 1p.widec.jpg

what is that for? I already tried that for my special needs...

Vendetta

08-08-2008, 02:28 PM

My bad. Oh will you look at the time...

http://www.p42.org/funny/kill%20yourself.bmp

VampHunter

08-08-2008, 02:30 PM

My bad. Oh will you look at the time...

http://www.p42.org/funny/kill%20yourself.bmp

What do you mean Vendetta... WHAT ARE YOU SCHEMING? TELL ME!

Galliard

08-08-2008, 02:33 PM

How do you copy that image, I want!:D

Vendetta

08-08-2008, 02:34 PM

What do you mean Vendetta... WHAT ARE YOU SCHEMING? TELL ME!
How's your right wrist? Has it healed up already?

WareW-Believer

08-08-2008, 02:35 PM

*Right click on image*
*Save Picture As*
Save picture as whatever, and wherever you want.
Done.

VampHunter

08-08-2008, 02:40 PM

How's your right wrist? Has it healed up already?

Do you mean me? Yes it has, and the cast is off already. I CAN RIDE MY BIKE FREELY AGAIN!!! WOOHOO!!!

TIP: Never ride a bike down a steep slope. I did that and that's how I broke my wrist.

Oh and vendetta... if you do mean me, then how do you know my wrist was broken?

ThrasherCub

08-08-2008, 05:55 PM

I have no idea... I guess if they're nice to me or lonely, they're my friend... that's how... ThrasherCub has just so happen to be my friend because he feels lonely... and has been some what nice to me... that's how they're my friend... :wavey: ;) :D

While I got an odd form of satisfaction from being addressed as a male, I am not your friend. I do not feel lonely, and I'm certainly not nice.

I'm a happy and self-sustaining jerk.

VampHunter

08-08-2008, 06:03 PM

While I got an odd form of satisfaction from being addressed as a male, I am not your friend. I do not feel lonely, and I'm certainly not nice.

I'm a happy and self-sustaining jerk.

sorry ThrasherCub... but I was the real lonely one.

But I do feel better since I was on the Chat Room.

DarkHunter

08-09-2008, 08:02 AM

Everybody seems to do that to you Thrasher.

I told you stop waving your penis around.

Galliard

08-09-2008, 08:16 AM

Especially when it detaches like that... creeepy....:D :p

Sadistic Dream

08-18-2008, 02:47 PM

Look closely at the crop circle picture. I see people! =0 Oh my dear lord. If they were afraid they wouldn't be there. -.-' Just some nutcase I bet.

spirit

08-24-2008, 02:46 AM

can we populate the edge of California with all the idiots we can fit and hope for it to fall off? Please oh please. I'll be good and sit an stay an roll over if you let me annialate the people with no common sense!

BoxedCat

08-24-2008, 03:52 AM