Jesus' Hair

[Xzengrim]

This question is only for the girls ...And maybe Wraywolf! (WHAAAAHAhahahaahaa! ! *Grim pounds his fist on the desk and laughs maniacally*)

Anyway:

Do any of you think Jesus is sexy?

I was just thinking how weird it would be if I was part of a religion where the main deity was of the opposite sex from me. Surely I would think about that... at least once or twice. Then I don't know what would happen.

Aside from that, Jesus has nice hair. He's clean, and he's single (I think).

I don't know. Do any of you ever think about that?

[MidnightPsi]

Your post disturbs me deeply. I am a girl. I am a Christian. I do not think Jesus is sexy, and even if he was attractive, I do not belive that it would be possible to be attracted to him in that sort of way. He would be more like a brother than anything else.

[Ender]

Aragon has him beat. Again.

:p

[Kishi-Garou]

Jesus was so innocent, and kind, and sweet.

Of course, I bet Michael Jackson woulda loved him.
:rolleyes:
I'm going to hell for this.

(Forgive me?)

[Nightmare GenoReaper]

Jesus was so innocent, and kind, and sweet.

Of course, I bet Michael Jackson woulda loved him.
:rolleyes:
I'm going to hell for this.

(Forgive me?)


well in history their are reports of Mary Magdilion kissing him on the Lips often. But religous folks go nuts everytime this fact is stated. In fact their might be a rightful HIER to Jesus here in the 21st century :eek:

hey, if you can believe in shapeshifters, dragons, vampires, and a black guy turning into a white woman, anything is possible ;)

[Dark_Hermit_Of_Legend]

There is no way that I can answer this without going straight to hell.... Jesus was not sexy,,,, too skinny. If you huged him you would break him and even if I did have a job I dont thing I would be able to do the 'you break it you bought it' thing

[LV426]

Actually no one really knows what Jesus really looked like. Some portrayals of him are as a tall thin black man and others are of the long haired hippie white guy.

Although he might have been aesthetically pleasing to the eye, he was just not my personality style.

[Wraywolf]

Grim, your a big meanie!

Anyway, no, I don't. I like mah men meaty. Jesus was to lanky for me. Plus, he's got a major superiority complex.

[Ahroun]

*Catholics, please don't read

Well, yeah he is way too sexy. All my bfs had a beard and long hair too :drool: (only coincidence)
Often i have said in the past that if i could he would have been the perfect person for me to make love with! Pure Love! What else would I want!
But i confess i always found funny the idea of tempting a priest... :shrug:

[Xzengrim]

I see.

I know a guy who looks just like Jesus in every way (But his name is Justin, not Jesus). Not that I find him sexy (Indeed I don't), but I wonder what effect looking just like Jesus has on his abilities with women.

I met him at a party. Pablo said, "Hey Wolf! COme here; you've got to meet Jesus!" And I said: "Ha ha ha. Crazy ol' Pablo. THat's the kind of thing he would -OMFG it really IS Jesus!"

That guy drinks like a fish, though. I beat him at Super Smash Brothers and then stomped around the house shreiking out Deicide lyrics (Christ Denied being most prominant).

[GhostBat]

I have to agree about Jesus being ugly...not only would I not be interested in him because of that, he's perfect! Who wants to go out with someone who's perfect? It would make you feel so...not perfect, lol.

[Quicksilver]

well in history their are reports of Mary Magdilion kissing him on the Lips often. But religous folks go nuts everytime this fact is stated. In fact their might be a rightful HIER to Jesus here in the 21st century :eek:

hey, if you can believe in shapeshifters, dragons, vampires, and a black guy turning into a white woman, anything is possible ;)
there is some show that is on sci-fi that deals with conspiracies.. they had a special on that... and some catholic conspiracy and some demon worshiping cardinal...

[LeenaAngelWing]

no... he was just to frazzled...
he just dosnet do it for me at all
but I'm bisexual and I tend to like girls better so, hehe I guess that explains it

[Darth Cluich]

This has got to be, by far, one of the most bizarre threads -- if not THE MOST BIZARRE -- I've come across on this board.

That said, to offer my humble opinion... ;)
I'm not gay, but I'd consider dating the guy for a little while. That water-into-wine trick would save me a TON on booze! :beerchug:

Yeah, I'm going to hell, but I figure I can chill out and play Twister with Madonna for eternity.

[Wraywolf]

This has got to be, by far, one of the most bizarre threads -- if not THE MOST BIZARRE -- I've come across on this board.

That's our Grim! :D

[Blackjaguarkat]

I just have to chime in on this topic. I belivie Jesus was a beautiful man. He was a carpenter and most likely had a washboard stomach. He would have been very atheletic. He would of had a beard and long hair, what color I don't know. He wasn't white but was arbraic, this means his skin tone was dark. I see him as being quite the ladies man, as in women looking at him.It doesn't say that Jesus died a virgin.

[DarkWolf]

No it doesn't but isn't sex a sin, which is why Jesus was brought into the world by an immaculate conception? I mean it didn't have to be that way, we're all made from God or some crap like that.

[MidnightPsi]

Premaratal and extramaratal sex is a sin in Christianity, as long as your married its fine.
I'm not real clear on this, but I think it's we're made BY God, not of him.

[Hellcat]

Ok I'll be the first to admit I like older guys, but even I have my limits- Jesus is just to old. Also he's very dead, there's stiffs and theres stiffs, and that kind of stiff just doesn't do anything for me.

Like LycanthropicHowl has already stated- nobody knows what Jesus looked like. Assuming he ever existed at all, the only people who could have told us what Jesus looked like are those who met him...unfortunately they are a bit dead now too. So we reckon he's skinny, with arabaic features and has a beard- well hey gals (and guys) that just about describes every other male muslim in Asia (no racial offence intended here btw). We'll probably agree that some males matching that description are better looking than others. I guess the same would apply to Jesus.

[MorganaFang]

Y'know the funny thing about Jesus is that the artist who often rendered him in their paintings often made it so he would resemble them a little.
I'd have to say I wouldn't want to so much as date Jesus but draw him.

[Darth Cluich]

Hey, folks, just wanna point out that Jesus wasn't Arabaic, Arabian, Arab, or Muslim. He was Aramaic. It's something entirely different.

[MorganaFang]

Hey, folks, just wanna point out that Jesus wasn't Arabaic, Arabian, Arab, or Muslim. He was Aramaic. It's something entirely different.

Makes sense since he was Jewish.
I've got to imagine that he has darker skin and may look a little Egyptian, but I don't ever remember where the Hebrews really came from.

[PureMoonlite]

"Do any of you think Jesus is sexy?"

I'm sure a few nuns would find Jesus sexually attractive :)

[MorganaFang]

"Do any of you think Jesus is sexy?"

I'm sure a few nuns would find Jesus sexually attractive :)

I've heard most nuns find each other attractive

[Darth Cluich]

Makes sense since he was Jewish.
I've got to imagine that he has darker skin and may look a little Egyptian, but I don't ever remember where the Hebrews really came from.

He wasn't Hebrew either. Aramaic is something different. If memory serves, the Aramaic people hailed from what is now the areas around Lebanon, northern Syria, and southeastern Turkey. On the question of complexion, though, yes, it would have been olive to dark, I believe.

[Hellcat]

I've heard most nuns find each other attractive

Probably wondering what the other is wearing under her tunic :D

[LycanSpectre]

Probably wondering what the other is wearing under her tunic :D

<shudders> ugggghhh... I feel dirty.....