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DoubleStar3
11-27-2003, 08:32 AM
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Have a sip of whiskey (scotch or Jacky D.)
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey (oopsie)
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

Mud Mutt
11-27-2003, 09:38 AM
LOL drink much?

That was good.

Ender
11-27-2003, 02:09 PM
DoubleStar3] glass of turkey [/size]

Oh that brings back some memories... lol good list Double :D

DoubleStar3
11-27-2003, 09:30 PM
Ty.... Ty... ~bows but ends up on the floor~ tee hee....

dark_moon_drago
11-29-2003, 08:15 PM
lmas lol good one *falls over laughing* lol