Signs You Work With A Werewolf

[LV426]

SIGNS YOU WORK WITH A WEREWOLF



* Still hasn't forgiven Michael J. Fox for "Teen Wolf."

* Newly installed keg of Nair in men's room.

* His Wolfman Jack impression is eerily authentic.

* Five o'clock shadow appears around 8:30 am.

* Only *guy* you know who circles several days a month in red on his desk calendar.

* Says, "Great job on the Hanrahan account!" and then humps your leg.

* Domino's guy asks, "who ordered the large Cheese and Raw Beef Special?"

* Adamantly refuses to drink Coors Light.

* In lieu of annual bonus, prefers a good scratching behind the ears.

* Suddenly sports a beard when mooned at office holiday party.

* Water cooler conversations always end with talk of "kickin' Ol' Yellar's ass."

* "Severance pay" has taken on a whole new meaning lately..

* Vending machine always out of Milk Bones.

* Your sarcastic little "Bite me!" nets you 12 stitches.

* Always calls in sick with "mange."

* Coughs up a hairball during morning staff meeting.

* Has more hair on his back than you've got on your head, and he's NOT ED ASNER!

[Wraywolf]

I remember this. I printed out a few months ago, and now it hangs on my bulletin bored.

[J.L.R.]

You should add * has Werewolf.com bookmarked on his work's computer.

[West]

I enjoyed those, they weren't laugh out loud funny, but I smiled.

[Loups_Garou]

Those were pretty good, except for the hairball thing. Why would a wereWOLF have hairballs? Other than that pretty funny, heh sportin a beard when mooned... heh heh heh.

[Werewolfchick]

Thanks for the laugh. I enjoyed it. Hope I can see more of those in the future.

[forestwolf]

nice, that funny!!! i liked it and it made me laugh

[Rainstorm]

Well, it cracked me up. :cool:

[Human Hunter]

Your boss is a werewolf if...
security searches you for silver weapons.

[MisterBones]

the odd thing is my CoWorker is 15 for 17 on that list :D

[Luthious]

Whould on of those be mange? Or the Milk Bones?