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Ender
12-12-2003, 10:42 PM
I've frequent a good 20 forums and sites daily, and EVERY one of them has at least 5 members that put those fucking red hats on their avatars. People, please, STOP THE MADNESS! put your avatars back to their normal, respectable forms. No one cares about Christmas and the Fat-Elf-Terrorist they call 'Santa'. Be reasonible people, you're messing with your avatars, what did they do to you?

I swear to fucking guano, I saw a Tyler Durden avatar with Santa hat on. I saw a ophra with hat on, I saw a MegaMan with Hat, Hiehachi with Hat, and a Stalin with hat. It isn't right folks! Stop the madness!
Wraywolf
12-12-2003, 11:38 PM
No.
LycanSpectre
12-13-2003, 12:58 AM
Oh the horror! Red hats everywhere! Think of the children!
LV426
12-13-2003, 01:07 AM
Does it help that my avatar ate Santa?
LycanSpectre
12-13-2003, 01:08 AM
Yes. :D :buttrock:
The lord of the bladed
12-13-2003, 04:08 AM
Ender. Yesterday YOU had a hat on. Hypocrite...
spawnofFenrir
12-13-2003, 04:19 AM
Im with Ender,Santa is nothing more than a sinister paedofile with nothing more to do than take children to his "grotto"
Ender
12-13-2003, 08:33 AM
I've seen the truth, bladed. I hope others will join me.
Wraywolf
12-13-2003, 12:14 PM
Bah, everyone undermines me.
silenceowl
12-13-2003, 12:22 PM
I think the hats are cool.
As a bro of mine would say "Pimpin"
If i knew a damn thing about computers i would do it to.
MexicanJewLizard
12-13-2003, 12:34 PM
Bah, everyone undermines me.

~whistles~ :p

I bet Ender, when you were little, you wanted to sit on Santas lap just as much as any other kid who liked the feeling of... anywho. :D
Ender
12-13-2003, 12:39 PM
Yes, an under payed, fat/greasy, old guy, dressed up in a fictional red suit, wants me to sit on his lap and tell him secrets about the things I want. What the shit?
LV426
12-13-2003, 01:03 PM
Here silence I made one just for you.
silenceowl
12-13-2003, 01:05 PM
God damn, you rule lycan!
LV426
12-13-2003, 01:17 PM
God damn, you rule lycan!
Yes I know. :)
silenceowl
12-13-2003, 01:29 PM
Ill bet this is gonna piss ender off a good bit,
this whole thread just backfired on him.
DarkWolf
12-13-2003, 01:29 PM
God damn, you rule lycan!
What do you expect from a god? :)

I'm not one for christmas. So I don't have hats or anything. We have a fake christmas tree, some snowy displays, and lights. That's as far as we (my family) go. I'm anti-religious a little, I respect what others believe but don't you dare try to "convert" me or anything.. and christmas - where the word means "celebration of christ" - is a religious event. I only like the dinner, we have a lot of good food and the family is together putting their hatred aside for that meal.

Besides my christmas usually ends in tears, so another reason to dislike it. :shrug:
LycanSpectre
12-13-2003, 01:35 PM
Mine too. Anytime I have to leave the dorm to see the folks is always bad. But christmas is probably the worst.
The lord of the bladed
12-13-2003, 01:42 PM
'5th Horseman'

LIAR!Ronnie is the 5th horseman! Read 'Theif of Time' by Terry Prachet and you will see the truth!
Ender
12-13-2003, 01:51 PM
*cue thunder-booming.wav sound bit...now!*

:p
LV426
12-13-2003, 02:05 PM
I don't see Santa as a religious part of Xmas.
DarkWolf
12-13-2003, 07:28 PM
I don't see Santa as a religious part of Xmas.
The first and real Santa Claus (english way of spelling Sante Klaas which is dutch for Saint Nicholas). He lived in the 4th century and was a bishop. At christmas time he took pity for the poorer people who could not enjoy christmas, and he decided to help. Not wanting the public attention and demands for favours, he did so secretly. Wearing a red cloak he would ride a horse into the towns and surrounding villages and use wire to lower small packs of money or food down chimneys. He did this every christmas and people had reported seeing a man in red on rooftops. He continued this for many years. One day he was discovered. After he died later, people continued his traditions by dressing as a bishop in red and giving presents to others. He was titled Patron Saint of Children.

Of course that was a long time ago and like all stories, it eventually became something more fantastical.. normally snow accompanies christmas and North Pole had lots of snow but nobody had actually discovered it yet, merely believed there was a north pole by scientists. So, his home became north pole. But it is cold there so the bishop's costume became fluffy and thick. Jolly fat men seemed more of a plausible story than an aging thin bishop.. so he was made fat and "ho ho ho" so show him being jolly. So, Sante Klaas the bishop became, for the children, Santa Claus the jolly magical fat man from the North Pole.

So yes even Santa was part of the religion, he was firstly a bishop.

EDIT: I need a life outside of research and books.... Is there a shop that sells life?
LycanSpectre
12-13-2003, 07:32 PM
EDIT: I need a life outside of research and books.... Is there a shop that sells life?

I'd sell ya mine, but I kinda need it. :D
DarkWolf
12-13-2003, 07:38 PM
I'd sell ya mine,

Really? :)

but I kinda need it.

Dang it, so close too.. *goes searching for a life*

EDIT:

I meant that in a non-murderous way....honest....

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/ruinkai/FIREdevil.gif
Sorrowsong
12-13-2003, 11:55 PM
*jumps into the bandwagon, even though she's nowhere near being christian or anything.* :D :D :D
LycanSpectre
12-14-2003, 12:03 AM
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/ruinkai/FIREdevil.gif

Wooooo... A flaming smilie.....

:drool: :drool:
spawnofFenrir
12-14-2003, 03:37 AM
Really? :)



Dang it, so close too.. *goes searching for a life*

EDIT:

I meant that in a non-murderous way....honest....

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/ruinkai/FIREdevil.gif
Hey you can have one of ours! Whadda ya say half price
DarkWolf
12-14-2003, 04:21 PM
Hey you can have one of ours! Whadda ya say half price
It's a deal!
Lupis
12-15-2003, 08:33 AM
What do you expect from a god? :)

I'm not one for christmas. So I don't have hats or anything. We have a fake christmas tree, some snowy displays, and lights. That's as far as we (my family) go. I'm anti-religious a little, I respect what others believe but don't you dare try to "convert" me or anything.. and christmas - where the word means "celebration of christ" - is a religious event. I only like the dinner, we have a lot of good food and the family is together putting their hatred aside for that meal.

Besides my christmas usually ends in tears, so another reason to dislike it. :shrug:

My family has bought some tropical furre that has three tops so no star and all these little boubles on it. My mother is all about "difference" and "standing out is a supressed and moraly boring world" Ah shit, gemmie a beer I'll do this- :beerchug: then this :wavey: then wake up the next day and do this :banghead:
DarkWolf
12-15-2003, 10:00 AM
My family has bought some tropical furre that has three tops so no star and all these little boubles on it. My mother is all about "difference" and "standing out is a supressed and moraly boring world" Ah shit, gemmie a beer I'll do this- :beerchug: then this :wavey: then wake up the next day and do this :banghead:
Your lucky. At christmas my dad gets drunk and usually ends up shouting and raving and calling everyone whores or cunts. Three christmasses ago he ended up snogging another woman and turned violent against me, my brother and my mother.

How's that for fond christmas memories?
silenceowl
12-15-2003, 10:05 AM
Your lucky. At christmas my dad gets drunk and usually ends up shouting and raving and calling everyone whores or cunts. Three christmasses ago he ended up snogging another woman and turned violent against me, my brother and my mother.

How's that for fond christmas memories?

We have so much in common darkwolf.
el rey
12-15-2003, 10:24 AM
:buttrock: dude i don't know what to say about this hat stuff :banghead:
DarkWolf
12-15-2003, 10:57 AM
We have so much in common darkwolf.
Then I pity you.

I mean I love my dad: when he's sober. He can be the best dad you could ever ask for. He works hard, teaches good morals, practices what he preaches. The only time he's a bastard is when he's drunk (and the wuss needs only take five pints to get him drunk: whereas I, a person not used to drinking much, can take 10 pints and not feel anything :shrug: ). I hate him drunk, but love him sober. Family... can't live with them, can't live without them.
LycanSpectre
12-15-2003, 03:32 PM
Then I pity you.

I mean I love my dad: when he's sober. He can be the best dad you could ever ask for. He works hard, teaches good morals, practices what he preaches. The only time he's a bastard is when he's drunk (and the wuss needs only take five pints to get him drunk: whereas I, a person not used to drinking much, can take 10 pints and not feel anything :shrug: ). I hate him drunk, but love him sober. Family... can't live with them, can't live without them.

Hmmm.... I know what you mean.
Ender
12-15-2003, 04:09 PM
Switch parental roles, and you have my christmas.

Think of it the same way I do, after the 25th, it's a whole nother year until we deal with it.

Huzzah-
GoldShadowHunt
12-15-2003, 11:46 PM
I read this post and laughed hysterically. I decided I HAD to have a santa hat for my avatar. So, I looked everywhere I could think to look on the site and didn't find a santa hat.
(This may be because I am horribly computer illiterate, but hey, I get along all right.)
Anyway, after my santa hat search proved futile, I turned to the one computer program I could trust: Paint.
And so, through the help of Paint and the memory storage on my wizbang computer gadgety thingy of the 21st century, I too was able to give my a avatar a santa hat. So there! :D
LycanSpectre
12-16-2003, 12:27 AM
<sigh> :rolleyes: Will it never end?
Ender
12-16-2003, 06:53 AM
http://www.werewolf.com/vb/image.php?u=804&dateline=1071553081 Evil!! :p
Wraywolf
12-16-2003, 01:23 PM
Evreone, attention!

Ender has the best avatar EVER.
Ender
12-16-2003, 02:39 PM
Few things ever change.
LV426
12-16-2003, 04:01 PM
Few things ever change.
Er Ender isn't that supposed to be Resident Scrooge as your title?


And I think my avatar is better than all ya'lls.


I celebrate xmas as far away from relatives as possible.
Ender
12-16-2003, 04:06 PM
No - Scrouge. Why I put it ;)
silenceowl
12-16-2003, 04:14 PM
Come on, put a hat on my squirrel.
You know you want to.

Squirrel + hat = happy owl
Ender
12-16-2003, 04:39 PM
You don't have MSPaint??
lordragoon
12-16-2003, 05:04 PM
If Ender will not keep up the fight, I must.
Stop the evil hats!
http://www.werewolf.com/vb/attachment.php?attac hmentid=292
LV426
12-16-2003, 05:05 PM
MSPaint?!?! How Crude!

And what is a Scrouge?
DarkWolf
12-16-2003, 05:18 PM
If Ender will not keep up the fight, I must.
Stop the evil hats!
http://www.werewolf.com/vb/attachment.php?attac hmentid=292
Hats are indeed evil.. but the worst of it is offline: it is the ultimate evil, the worst wave of darkness:

The army of CAROL SINGERS


ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH here they come!!!!

<-- has been drinking caffeine, obviously
DarkWolf
12-16-2003, 05:20 PM
MSPaint?!?! How Crude!

And what is a Scrouge?
MS Paint does the job, it isn't that bad.

And:

Scrouge - To crowd; to squeeze.

Source: Dictionary.com (http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=scrouge)
Ender
12-16-2003, 05:26 PM
The army of CAROL SINGERS The enemy is mentioned. War is in the air!


It must be Christmas! :D
LV426
12-16-2003, 05:31 PM
Um yes I know that DW but in the context that Ender is using it the word makes no sense.
DarkWolf
12-16-2003, 05:32 PM
The enemy is mentioned. War is in the air!


It must be Christmas! :D
*plants claymores (mines) under the driveway gravel.. puts "anti-christmas" sign on door... changes doorbell to one that says "bah humbug" when pressed... and sets up PSG-1 sniper rifle from bedroom window...*

"They're not taking me alive!"

<-- over dramatic

<-- over caffeinated

<-- has probably taken too much medication

<-- has played Metal Gear Solid too much.

<-- likes using arrows.
lordragoon
12-16-2003, 05:34 PM
Um yes I know that DW but in the context that Ender is using it the word makes no sense.
Ender is supposed to make sense? I didn't think anyone here was supposed to.

<-- Trust me, you don't want to know.
Ender
12-16-2003, 05:43 PM
Lets see how the elf terrorist likes my chain gun(s).
DarkWolf
12-16-2003, 05:45 PM
Ender is supposed to make sense?

No. For example:

Lets see how the elf terrorist likes my chain gun(s).
lordragoon
12-16-2003, 05:55 PM
Could be worse...

/\
DarkWolf the Mad, also known as DarkWolf the I-just-get-these-headaches.
Ender
12-16-2003, 06:15 PM
I killed the Easter Bunny. I killed Valentines day. And I'll kill the one they call 'Santa', aka 'Chris Kringle'.

Kringle and his elfs. Reindeer too.

Kill all those cockaroachs. You fuck with me, you fuck with the best!

http://www.hohto.to/gorehound/img/Scarface.jpg
Ender
12-16-2003, 06:16 PM
^Saw ScarFace 3 times today :D
lordragoon
12-16-2003, 06:18 PM
<-- really, really, really scared. ^or scarred.
silenceowl
12-16-2003, 07:05 PM
You don't have MSPaint??

I had a bad experience with MS paint once.

(shudder)

So much blood........It was horrible.
Feralchylde
12-16-2003, 09:56 PM
I think the hats are cute.
Santa is actually a feminine word... I saw this one anime once, had like a skinny female santa claus- *Cough, HENTAI* All the fanboys were screaming something about showing her sack of goodies.. :rolleyes:
DarkWolf
12-17-2003, 12:19 PM
Santa is actually a feminine word

No it isn't. Santa - english for Sante - dutch for Saint. Nothing feminine about that :shrug:

DarkWolf the Mad

I prefer "insane" thank you. I'm also called snuggle kitty, but that nick name is only used by my girlfriend.

also known as DarkWolf the I-just-get-these-headaches

Meaning?
lordragoon
12-17-2003, 12:41 PM
Was the joke that bad? I guess it works better if you've read Pratchett.
In one of his books, a long-dead mage who wrote about almost everything evil and put it down into one book is called Achmed the Mad. A footnote says that he preferred to be called Achmed the I-Just-Get-These-Headaches. He also wrote a book on humurous cat stories, which might explain why he went on to describe all forms of evil.

Anyway, it's from how you occasionally mention that you get really bad migraines. It just fit.
DarkWolf
12-17-2003, 01:12 PM
Was the joke that bad? I guess it works better if you've read Pratchett.
In one of his books, a long-dead mage who wrote about almost everything evil and put it down into one book is called Achmed the Mad. A footnote says that he preferred to be called Achmed the I-Just-Get-These-Headaches. He also wrote a book on humurous cat stories, which might explain why he went on to describe all forms of evil.

Anyway, it's from how you occasionally mention that you get really bad migraines. It just fit.
Hey, I'm mad, can be evil (pfft yah right) and I love felines. Clever (the comparison joke is).

But I don't get migraines, just headaches..non-stop for 6 months now.... I've forgotten what it is like to wake up and not be greeted by pains in the head. Oh well, I manage.. (by being insane).
WahteverKittyK
12-22-2003, 03:15 PM
Oh well, I manage.. (by being insane).

Glad Im not the only one around here... *runs into a tree and falls over* THE CAROLERS ARE COMING!!!!
Ender
12-22-2003, 04:11 PM
I just had a image of the orcs marching on helm's deep being met by a group of carolers..

I think I need a drink again.
DarkWolf
12-22-2003, 04:49 PM
I just had a image of the orcs marching on helm's deep being met by a group of carolers..

I think I need a drink again.
I think you're turning into an alcoholic.. you keep saying "I'll drink to that" and "I need a drink".

Still carolers are enough to drive anyone to drink. In three days my house has been hit by them six times...
Ender
12-22-2003, 05:14 PM
What did you hit back with?
Wraywolf
12-22-2003, 05:17 PM
*sings* It's the thread that never ends...!
Ender
12-22-2003, 05:18 PM
Nice hat, comrade.
Oblivious2All
12-22-2003, 05:22 PM
To all of you talking about crazy parents... you can add me to the list of "why wasn't I born into a happy family" I only know my mom and she's an ex-alcoholic turned 2 beer queer. She hates me when I'm drunk, and thrives off my pain. It's 3 days to Christmas and we have no tree. I can't get one, because I have mono- Too strenuous activity and I can rupture my spleen. She doesn't get me anything. Not that presents matter.

I'de prefer a welcoming house to live in. So to hell with Santa and Christmas. I say bah hum bug.