Were Owner's Manual

[Xzengrim]

Check it out... it's a Werewolf Owner's Manual! That's some funny stuff.

http://rucus.ru.ac.za/~wolfman/owner.html

[spawnofFenrir]

What the f**K? where do they come up with this stuff?

[LycanSpectre]

"Werewolves are predators and have fully developed hunting instincts.
Please make sure to keep your werewolf away from livestock, joggers, and cyclists."

Hmm... I could go for a cylcist abuot now. :drool:

[Feralchylde]

Very funny. :D

[Shadow of Darkness]

What are these people? Insane? ...Don't answer that... I shake the fist at them... *shakes the fist* grr... I would never be a person's pet...:mad: Okay... I'm done venting... Lookie, my first post! :wavey:

[lycanthrope012_8_03]

Very funny!!!

i'd be ok with being a pet werewolf as long as I get all the meat I want, and protection from wolvesbane and silver would be nice,also being petted would be nice, wouldn't want to be locked up in a cage because of free meals(pedestrians) crossing the street though!

[Nightmare GenoReaper]

aren't they forgetting that werewolves EAT little children. I don't know about you, bt i don't want to keep anything that will out last me, or kill me. Sorry i just have a thing about that... :beerchug:

[Lost_Soul]

Wow...that was pretty fucked up...either way, i wouldn't want a werewolf as a pet. Number one it just doesn't seem right to me. Number two it probably wouldn't last long till they'd get angry at me for some reason or another and then rip my throat out, heh heh heh....eh....

[BloodFang]

Check it out... it's a Werewolf Owner's Manual! That's some funny stuff.

http://rucus.ru.ac.za/~wolfman/owner.html

Uh yea, that's a funny one, though not close to the truth..

I have another one that are quite familiar with this one, and I think most people probably have seen it before :p

http://werewoof.com/

[Wraywolf]

Not as a pet, but a personal sex slave... That might be nice.

[lycanthrope012_8_03]

wraywolf, do you always think about sex?

[spawnofFenrir]

There are some seriously f****d people on the internet... id like to meet them some day

[The KuroOkami]

yay! I wanna be a pet! then I culd wear a collar with a lil bell on it! lol

[Neowolf]

Thats some funny stuff, good humor, and, well, its just funny.


PET ME PLEASE.

[Ben]

yay! I wanna be a pet! then I culd wear a collar with a lil bell on it! lol
I believe that there are other forums for that ;)

[wolfkami]

"your werewolfe can make its wishes clear to your children by
speaking them out."


Their not the only ones who will do that. Man I hate kids!!!

[Okamiotoko]

"Please be aware that shapeshifting is an ability that needs
to be developed and practiced"


Reminds me of these book they gave out in fith grade about puberty...