Christmas carol parodies

[GoldShadowHunt]

I'm sorry, I would have finished the parody, but I only know the first two verses of the song.
*to the tune of Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland*

Uncle Jack's been a'drinkin'
and his breath is a'stinkin'.
He's pinchin' my ass;
I gave him too much sass,
Now I'm walkin' in a White Trash Wonderland.

In the backyard there are tons of beer cans.
We collect them from all over town.
Father told us, "Pick them Up!"
We said, "No man!"
You won't believe the shit that he threw down!


Feel free to finish the parody for me or add your own. :wavey:

[Feralchylde]

To 12 Days of Christmas
The 4 years of Bush :p
On the first day of Ramadan / George Bush gave to me / a nuke on an ICBM. / On the second day of Ramadan / George Bush gave to me / 2 anthrax spores / and a nuke on an ICBM / On the third day of Ramadan / George Bush gave to me / 3 tact missiles / 2 anthrax spores / and a nuke on an ICBM / On the fourth day of Ramadan / George Bush gave to me / 4 shooting guns / 3 tact missles / 2 anthrax spores / and a nuke on an ICBM. / On the fifth day of Ramadan / George Bush gave to me / WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!! / 4 shooting guns / 3 tact missles / 2 anthrax spores / and a nuke on an ICBM. / On the sixth day of Ramadan / George Bush gave to me / 6 Planes a'bombing / WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!! / 4 assault rifles / 3 tact missles / 2 anthrax spores / and a nuke on an ICBM./ On the seventh day of Ramadan / George Bush gave to me / 7 Snipers sniping / 6 Planes a'bombing / 5 WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!! / 4 assault rifles / 3 tact missles / 2 anthrax spores / and a nuke on an ICBM./ On the eigth day of Ramadan / George Bush gave to me / 8 landmine fields / 7 Snipers sniping / 6 Planes a'bombing / 5 WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!! / 4 assault rifles / 3 tact missles / 2 anthrax spores / and a nuke on an ICBM./ On the nineth day of Ramadan / George Bush gave to me / 9 crashed subsidiaries / 8 landmine fields / 7 Snipers sniping / 6 Planes a'bombing / 5 WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!! / 4 assault rifles / 3 tact missles / 2 anthrax spores / and a nuke on an ICBM./ On the tenth day of Ramadan / George Bush gave to me / 10 dead tigers / 9 crashed subsidiaries / 8 landmine fields / 7 Snipers sniping / 6 Planes a'bombing / 5 WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!! / 4 assault rifles / 3 tact missles / 2 anthrax spores / and a nuke on an ICBM./ On the eleventh day of Ramadan / George Bush gave to me / 11 suspended rights / 10 dead tigers / 9 crashed subsidiaries / 8 landmine fields / 7 Snipers sniping / 6 Planes a'bombing / 5 WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!! / 4 assault rifles / 3 tact missles / 2 anthrax spores / and a nuke on an ICBM./ On the 12 day of Ramadan / George Bush gave to me / 12 of next years messed-up chads / 11 suspended rights / 10 dead tigers / 9 gallons of blood for oil / 8 landmine fields / 7 Snipers sniping / 6 Planes a'bombing / 5 WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!! / 4 assault rifles / 3 tact missles / 2 anthrax spores / and a nuke on an ICBM.

Simpsons Halloween carrols-

To the tune of Jingle Bells...
Dressed up as a clown / he bangs on every door / begging for some treats / even though he's 34!
Trick or Treat / Trick or Treat / Fatty needs some food / C'mon wont you give me candy,/ please, don't be rude / Hey! Trick or treat / trick or treat / this really is the worst / when you're a balding trick or treater / and it's Noon November 1st.

Obviously to the tune of Silent Night...
Silent Night / Quiet Night / After Our Pumpkin Fight / There's a pumpkin stem / in my underwear / we've ruined Milhouse's home. / Thank god it's Milhouse's home.

And of course, the old time classics...
Another to Jingle Bells
Batman's in the kitchen, / Robin's in the hall, / Joker's in the bathroom peeing on the wall!
Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg
batmobile lost it's wheel and joker got away (or took ballet) hey!

[Maverick]

A Middle Class Christmas:
On the 12th day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:

twelve roses blooming
eleven feet of piping
ten gadgets blinking
nine cell phones ringing
eight blades for shaving
seven suits for swimming
six games for playing
five onion rings
four colanders
three storage bins
two leather gloves
and a sixteen inch color t.v.
(courtesy of Maverick and GoldShadowHunt)