Ender
12-16-2003, 05:22 PM
From - Married...With Children (TV series)
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
No food was a-stirrin'
Not even a mouse
Stockings were hung round
Dad's neck like a tie
Along with a note that said
"Presents or die"
Children were plotting
All night in their beds
While the wife's constant whining
Was splitting his head
But daddy had money
This year in the bank
Then they closed up early
And now dad's in a tank
All of a sudden
Santa appeared
A sneer on his face
Booze in his beard
"Santa," I said
As he laughed merrily
"You do so much for others
Do something for me"
"Bundy," he said
"You only sell shoes
Your son is a sneak thief
Your daughter's a floose"
"Ho ho," Santa said
"Should I mention your wife?
Her hair's like an A-bomb
Her nails like a knife"
He climbs up the chimney
That fat piece of dung
He mooned me two times
He stuck out his tongue
I heard him exclaim
As he broke wind with glee
"You're married with children
You'll never be free"
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
No food was a-stirrin'
Not even a mouse
Stockings were hung round
Dad's neck like a tie
Along with a note that said
"Presents or die"
Children were plotting
All night in their beds
While the wife's constant whining
Was splitting his head
But daddy had money
This year in the bank
Then they closed up early
And now dad's in a tank
All of a sudden
Santa appeared
A sneer on his face
Booze in his beard
"Santa," I said
As he laughed merrily
"You do so much for others
Do something for me"
"Bundy," he said
"You only sell shoes
Your son is a sneak thief
Your daughter's a floose"
"Ho ho," Santa said
"Should I mention your wife?
Her hair's like an A-bomb
Her nails like a knife"
He climbs up the chimney
That fat piece of dung
He mooned me two times
He stuck out his tongue
I heard him exclaim
As he broke wind with glee
"You're married with children
You'll never be free"