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Skull Cowboy
12-18-2003, 03:29 PM
Try new Diet Holy Water!!!!


http://www.holywater.biz/main.html
Wraywolf
12-18-2003, 03:56 PM
It burns my throat. Could just be the gonorrhea, though.
silenceowl
12-18-2003, 05:28 PM
Dude there really selling it?

I gotta get me some of that!

Finally be able to hold those damn vampires at bay.
LV426
12-18-2003, 07:59 PM
They sell holy water all the time. I prefer just to go to a catholic church and take it from the holy fountain of disease. But you can get it in little squirt bottles with crosses on them at religious stores. I used to work in a catholic nursing home and the nuns that were living there could order it or just refill their bottle and have the priest bless it.
GoldShadowHunt
12-19-2003, 01:00 AM
They actually sell this? My god. Consumeras must have large tatoos across their heads reading "Gullible."
wolf fang
12-19-2003, 09:23 AM
It's not bad but it kind of gave me diahrea.
el rey
12-19-2003, 10:48 AM
did it really do that or are u just kidding
MexicanJewLizard
12-20-2003, 12:58 PM
did it really do that or are u just kidding

What do you think? :rolleyes:
WahteverKittyK
12-22-2003, 01:24 PM
It's not bad but it kind of gave me diahrea.

y is everyone so damn gullible?
Wraywolf
12-22-2003, 01:55 PM
y can't u spek engrish?
Corius bloodmoon
01-09-2004, 03:02 PM
Thats just so stupid. I mean, blame me for not being a believer, but someone has to PRETTY DAMN GULLIBLE to fall for comerecials saying "Wash away your sins, your guilt, and your thirst (at the same tie)" i mean, how stupid does it get? I'm pretty sure we'll hit the roof soon, but being aware of human nature, i'm not positive there IS a roof...
Wraywolf
01-09-2004, 04:59 PM
That's why it's in humor. *slap* Get ahold of yerself, fellow sinner.
Darth Cluich
01-19-2004, 02:31 PM
I prefer Classic Holy Water myself. Why tamper with a tried-and-true formula?
Devilish Werewolf
01-20-2004, 09:25 AM
An old preacher told me this joke.

How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!
Darth Cluich
01-20-2004, 09:33 AM
An old preacher told me this joke.

How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!

That explains the pasta I made last night. It tasted simply divine! ;)
DarkWolf
01-20-2004, 10:11 AM
That explains the pasta I made last night. It tasted simply divine! ;)
Now that's a good one! Rep points for that!