Red Neck anyone?

[GothicRogue]

Ok....I'm southern so...this goes for me too. Red neck Jokes that arent funny unless you are or know what red necks are like.

You know your a red neck if when you mow your lawn you find a car
You know your a red neck when you place your new TV ontop of your old one.

"Buckwheat"- Skull_cowboy...
Yeller
Code...no I said code....not cold....code
E-lev-n...11
umber meh?- Buckwheat

[GreenFaerieWolfBleeding]

lol red necks are great... except for the field parties lol (( has a lot of red neck friends))

[lordragoon]

You know your a redneck if:

You own a mobile home and a truck that isn't.
Your family tree doesn't branch.
You own a gun the military's never heard of.
If your house burns down, more than four animals could die.

What does this thread have to do with werewolves?

I will admit it might get funny, though.

[GreenFaerieWolfBleeding]

Here is a similar one...
How do you know when your a redneck?
When your pourch falls you hear a back of hunting dogs scream

[Xzengrim]

Hey! You guys should check out the comic book "Bubba the Redneck Werewolf" (Brass Balls Publishing). It delivers what it promises... often at the expense of rednecked people. Hyuck hyuck! It's funny.
Ps. I came THIS close to being a redneck. When I was younger, I lived in South Carolina and had a gap in by teeth and a John Deere hat, and went around saying "hey yall" and eating grits and crawdaddies and so on. (In fact, I think I still say hey instead of HI) Thank god I moved!!

[GothicRogue]

JOHN DEERE! LOL....Yes I am a dork...I know. Well I live in North Carolina...and I think for living here most of my life I am doing damn good at keeping my self almost normal...that almost is a LONG strech. Anyways what does this have to do with werewolves?! It doesnt. Not everything on this site is about werewolves...now I will try and find some werewolf humor...cant promise it will be good but...its humor.

Ciao yall!

[Fleetfoot]

How about these comics?
Someone told me about them, and boy are they funny! :D

Buster Wilde (http://www.geocities.com/buster_wilde/comics/index.html)

[MexicanJewLizard]

~pinches Leahs cheek~ Yer cuttur den a sack fuller puppies. :D

I like the way Brandon talks, it's cute. :)

[Xzengrim]

How about these comics?
Someone told me about them, and boy are they funny! :D

Buster Wilde (http://www.geocities.com/buster_wilde/comics/index.html)

Hellyeah, man! I love that cartoon; it's hilarious! In fact, it could have been me who told you about them. I put them on the old site once or twice... Anyway... It's a great cartoon. What else do you like?

[GothicRogue]

*snaps at Lindsay*

I for one can talk without my devilish accent.

[MexicanJewLizard]

*snaps at Lindsay*

I for one can talk without my devilish accent.

Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhh :p

[McKitty]

You might be a red-neck if:

A police offcer pulls you over and asks to see some I.D, you point to your belt buckle. "See, it's says Ed. I'm Ed."

You have to climb the water tower to defend your sisters honor.

Your mother walks you to school because she's two grades higher then you.

My Grandparents live down in the bayou of Louisiana, so I live with these jokes all the times.

[Fleetfoot]

Hellyeah, man! I love that cartoon; it's hilarious! In fact, it could have been me who told you about them. I put them on the old site once or twice... Anyway... It's a great cartoon. What else do you like?

I'm mostly into the french cartoons.. (Gaston Lagaffe, Spirou, Titeuf..) I don't think that any one here reads french stuff.. Apart from those, and a one or two online cartoons, I don't exactly know much more.. :shrug:

[howlinggoodtime]

Spiffy! Really spiffy ya'll. I be back later with a few jokes of my own.

-Kass

[Kalika]

You might be a redneck if:

Somebody yells "Ho Down!" and your girlfriend hits the floor...

You own a home that is mobile, and 14 cars that aren't...

Your grandmother can properly execute the sleeper hold...

You've ever used Pam as shoe polish...

You call the church where you got married "the scene of the crime."...

Any of your children were conceived at a traffic signal...

Your mother doesn't know which of her brothers is your real father...

You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter...

You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive...

The Salvation Army declines your mattress...

You come back from the dump with more than you took...

The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart...

You think a quarter horse is a ride in front of K-Mart...


**I can't help but find this one funny...**

You might be a redneck if you think Masterbatin' is a PHD in a College Fishin Course...



*takes a bow*

~Kaly~

[MexicanJewLizard]

The Salvation Army declines your mattress...

~thinks of something..... and cracks up~ Yeeeeeeeeeep, he's a redneck. :D

[LV426]

I only have a midwestern accent when I get mad.





Oh and a side note on rednecks, they invented those bill boards advertising God. But their version was a two by for nailed to a pine tree saying "Got God?"

[Skull Cowboy]

The Salvation Army declines your mattress...

~thinks of something..... and cracks up~ Yeeeeeeeeeep, he's a redneck. :D


Hey it only sounds like that because it hasnt been broken in :p

[MexicanJewLizard]

Yep...

[Skull Cowboy]

::Will drag that mattress with him when he moves to VA::

[Skull Cowboy]

and just for the record.....im not THAT rednecked :rolleyes:

[Innerdemons]

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF

YOU WEAR A TUBE TOP TO A EULOGY

IF YOU WALK YOUR DOG TO THE TREE AT THE CORNER JUST SO BOTH OF YOU CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM

IF YOU GO TO A FAMILY REUNION LOOKING FOR A WIFE :beerchug:

[alue_wolf_spirit]

You Might Be A Redneck If...

Your Proud Of Yer License Plate 'cause Yer Pappy Made It

You Think Great Entertainment Is A 6-pack Of Rc Cola And A Bug-zapper

You Mow Your Yard And Find 6 Dogs, 2 Cases Of Beer, And Your Truck

Your Truck Is Lifted So That It Is Taller Than Your House

And You Know That You Are An Amish Redneck If Your Horse Died And Is Sittin Up On Blocks Waiting For You To Fix Him

[Xavious]

You might be a recneck if:

You've ever used a chainsaw to trim the hedges

You've ever sat on the toilet so long that both you legs fell asleep

Your old house furniture becomes your yard furniture

You've ever played a game of Fart Football in an elevator

Your ever offended by a redneck joke

You wear pants to Church with holes in them because somebody told you they was "holy"

You have got a car from a junkyard, painted numbers on it with a spray can, entered it in a demolition derby, and it came out better than it was before

You've stared at a carton of orange juice for hours because it said concentrate

[MexicanJewLizard]

Your ever offended by a redneck joke

I've felt a tad insulted by a few, and I live in Northern Virginia. Not even close to being a redneck. Insulted- As in some of them are things I've done before, but not like I would go bitch and complain about how someone called me a redneck. I think it's kinda funny. :p

[Binkx]

*sniffles* you guys make me proud to be a true redneck woman XD (ok, i'm like 1/10th redneck >_> cause i've done a few of those mahself, non involving family though)