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LV426
12-28-2003, 05:54 AM
Ok I know, I shouldn't post this but damn it's funny as hell especially the before and after pic.

Penis Stretcher (http://www.penistretcher.co m/Menu_Eng.htm)
Wraywolf
12-28-2003, 02:16 PM
If this offends anyone, remember, no one forced you to click on the link.

Thumbs up, LH.
GhostBat
12-28-2003, 03:35 PM
I was forced!!! :p
Ender
12-28-2003, 03:58 PM
I guess it beats a tube sock and 4 dollars in pennies..
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 02:53 PM
My Eyes, They Burn!

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID CHILDISH CONTENT, SO NO ONE WOULD'VE LOOKED.
Wraywolf
12-31-2003, 05:01 PM
Ha, you probably bought one.
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 05:08 PM
Sorry, wraywolf,my penis is large enough as it is, and I didn't buy one, you prob. wanted to see me try it out though!
Wraywolf
12-31-2003, 05:10 PM
Yes. And? You have a point?
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 05:12 PM
now I completely know your gay,(unless your a girl) and thats my point

I admit first I thought you were kidding, but now I see the truth
GhostBat
12-31-2003, 05:14 PM
Nothin wrong with gay men, cept that I always seem unfortunate enough to acquire crushes for em. I have bad luck...pity me
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 05:16 PM
I dont fear gay people, but wraywolf is just scary
Wraywolf
12-31-2003, 05:32 PM
I am honored. *Bows*
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 07:03 PM
You shouldn't be, but your so f**ked up its ok to you
Wraywolf
12-31-2003, 07:09 PM
Yeah, that's pretty much dead on. I mean, you can't be gay and not be fucked up /something/.
chriz
12-31-2003, 07:12 PM
So my penis is only 3 inches. Some girls like them that wide...
GhostBat
12-31-2003, 07:14 PM
For me...I like a good medium size. I'm like goldilocks...I don't like em too small, but not too big either. I like them just right!
Ender
12-31-2003, 07:18 PM
I find I'm the same way with vaginal sizes. Who would have guessed.
chriz
12-31-2003, 07:19 PM
Ok I know, I shouldn't post this but damn it's funny as hell especially the before and after pic.

Penis Stretcher (http://www.penistretcher.co m/Menu_Eng.htm)

Is it me or is this guy on the front page perhaps not the best choice for a model?
GhostBat
12-31-2003, 07:19 PM
No one can guess with you :p

And you know...I kept thinking he was missing something.
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 07:36 PM
My penis is 8 inches long, some girls like long, hard things better than small,wide dinky things.Id say thats just right.
GhostBat
12-31-2003, 07:40 PM
Sounds like a competition is forming...Can I watch?
chriz
12-31-2003, 07:42 PM
Sounds like a competition is forming...Can I watch?

My penis is bulletproof.

And can juggle.

And was president for 12 years straight during the Canadian Wars.

And is typing this right now.
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 07:43 PM
Sorry, Parental Discretion is advised


Mine can lift up 3 of my girlfriends, change channels, Instant Message People

And make a special sauce, if you know what I mean.
GhostBat
12-31-2003, 07:43 PM
Talented :p
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 07:46 PM
talented wasn't the word I was looking for, but OK
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 07:47 PM
oh, sh*t, me and Chriz are entertaining wraywolf, better stop talking about long penis
Wraywolf
12-31-2003, 07:48 PM
I wondered if there would ever be a day that I would regret being a free speech activist.

This is that day.
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 07:52 PM
Sorry Wraywolf, this stuff fascinates you, dosen't it. Maybe Chriz will keep talking about his penis. By the way Chriz, is yours silver proof, mine isn't. Wraywolf, what does your sighature mean?
Wraywolf
12-31-2003, 08:00 PM
It means "No! My Beloved Peasent Village!" in german. And A sentance that is a question useually ends with '?'.
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 08:01 PM
thank you, smart-ass
chriz
12-31-2003, 08:06 PM
Mine can lift up 3 of my girlfriends, change channels, Instant Message People

What a coincidence, mine can lift up 3 of your girlfriends, too...
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 08:16 PM
funny, you must want one of my famous BITCH-SLAPS, BUT THIS TIME, THERE WILL BE NO HUMOR INVOLVED

clear?
Ender
12-31-2003, 08:18 PM
Mine doubles as a frickn' laser.

Theres a frickn' laser on my balls. :D
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 08:19 PM
dosen't that hurt your girlfriends pussy, since the laser might go off "accidentally"
Ender
12-31-2003, 08:23 PM
'pussy'?

Are you 12?
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 08:25 PM
First of all I'm not 12, and I don't trust people with personal information.

pussy, vagina, whatever you want to call it, I personally like...Vagina, the box the penis comes in
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 08:29 PM
And Chriz, I just wanted to tell you, I just put my wedding tackle in your girlfriend

YOU PLAY WITH FIRE, AND YOULL GET BURNED

Happy friggin new years to all
chriz
12-31-2003, 08:52 PM
'pussy'?

Are you 12?

Maybe he means... you know... cat.

Weirder things have been said at this site.
lycanthrope012_8_03
12-31-2003, 09:00 PM
I don't mean cat, you must be very old school to never hear the term pussy used for vagina
chriz
12-31-2003, 10:05 PM
I don't mean cat, you must be very old school to never hear the term pussy used for vagina

Very, considering it's been in use as slang since at least the 60s.
LV426
12-31-2003, 10:08 PM
OK well this is fun.
Ender
12-31-2003, 10:13 PM
mIRC chat is thriving tonight! Yes... hmm .. HA!
zamarawolf
01-12-2004, 10:02 AM
:banghead: MY eyes they burn!!!!!!!!! I'm blind!!!!!!!!!! I can't see!!!
silenceowl
01-12-2004, 08:07 PM
My eyes are watering, I'm laughing so much.

This is my favorite thread.

You people rule.
Blackjaguarkat
01-12-2004, 08:42 PM
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. Thanks!
brie
04-17-2005, 08:03 PM
Ok I know, I shouldn't post this but damn it's funny as hell especially the before and after pic.

Penis Stretcher (http://www.penistretcher.co m/Menu_Eng.htm)
I have to admit to myself that was pretty funny. KI was laughing right with you!