Men vs Women

[GhostBat]

Click the link, and if any of you are offended in any way, it's not my fault, it's yours. :p

http://www.crewell.com/HTML/Jokes/jokes_men_vs_women.h tml

[lycanthrope012_8_03]

i would have to disagree with you, i would not answere C to all the questions

[GhostBat]

That could be cause you're not a real man :p

[lycanthrope012_8_03]

you seem to be a real feminist, that could be the problem

[GhostBat]

Me?! No...I have nothing against the male gender. I find them quite pleasing. Just need to keep em on a short leash is all ;)

[lycanthrope012_8_03]

define a real man for me

[GhostBat]

Well obviously a real man is defined by the C answers...

Besides, chill out and finish reading the page. There's tons of stuff bashing women too if you take the time to read it all

[lycanthrope012_8_03]

perhaps you were right about men needing to be on leashes, but also define that for me,why do you think men need to be on short leeshes? <is it because of anger?>

[GhostBat]

No, it's because they'd run to the first girl in heat without proper constraints. Either a leash or lots of doggie treats...

[lycanthrope012_8_03]

I'll admit your right, so throw me a doggie treat,or put me on a leash.

Perhaps I overlooked the webpage, you were right, the page settles in a balance for both men, and women for their perspectives.

[Ender]

The page was funny.

GR8 N BED :D That was good.

[GhostBat]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who found it amusing :p

[Ronin_WolfsBlood]

hahahahaha god alot of those were just to die for! really good really good :beerchug:

[Loups_Garou]

No, it's because they'd run to the first girl in heat without proper constraints. Either a leash or lots of doggie treats...


U aint to wolf savy are ya? They mate for life unless their mate dies, so PLUH!

[GhostBat]

Who said anything about wolves? :p

[Loups_Garou]

Well ya keep reffering women to cats and men to dogs, so.... yeah...

[werewolfs_bite]

doggie treats, mmmm... :drool:

[GhostBat]

Wolves are majestic, dogs are stupid. There's a difference :p

[J.L.R.]

That reminds me of a shirt Fe, my sister has, it says, "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at em." It has this dumb looking kid running as rocks fly after him. I thought it was funny.


Anyway...

You withhold the treats...

I withhold the phone.... MWAHAHAHAHA I'm simply evil...

[Sonicassassin]

funny sitecia assassindid he get the jobfirst question didnt have option dd keep device charge bill gates $48 bil for it

[Grifter]

Kate Libby: "God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."

Ahh, that quote always makes me chuckle.

[Darth Cluich]

GB:

Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms and K-Y Jelly by the truckload" indicates that you may be slightly over-qualified for the position.

*snickers*

(Eh, felt like resurrecting an old thread, just cuz I can. ;) )