Natural Bra?

[LV426]

Introducing Natural Bra!
Natural Bra is the first bra that gives you the look of a natural added cup size, gives you enhanced cleavage, and is comfortable to wear day or night. Wear it with any strapless or backless fashions because it's invisible and looks completely natural. Once you've tried it, you'll never go back to straps!

How It Works!
The Natural Bra is made from two hypo-allergenic soft gel forms that look and feel real. The secret is the unique adhesive that securely holds each form in place. Just roll the forms over your skin and press down lightly. In seconds you're ready to look your best for hours at a time!

Want More Cleavage?
Nothing controls cleavage like the Natural Bra with its exclusive Cleavage Control Clip?. Adjust the positioning of the forms to go from sexy and sporty to curvy and voluptuous all with the same Bra!

The Natural Bra is washable and reusable and comes in a re-usable Dust Free Storage Container. It's available for your cup sizes A, B or C in two colors - nude and black.

http://www.tvordering.com/images/p-natural-bra.jpg

Now this picture doesn't do this product justice because in actuality these things look like big flesh colored squishy slugs that you stick to your breasts so that they will make it look like you have tits.

What's worse is the black ones. They look like giant leeches attached to your boobs. It's as if Leech Woman from PuppetMaster movies ahas suddenly come forth and released her minions of horror upon your breasts. These horrid gelatinous squishy slugs latched onto your flesh and pulsing. Oh the horror.

Now these are sillicone, without a single airhole. So not only are these things stuck to your skin like some mutant life sucking leech, but the sweat is now accumulating beneath them so now you have a Louisiana Bayou in your dress/shirt/clothing. Sweaty, sticky, leech attacked breasts are NOT SEXY!

You may look like you have a chest but what do you think the guy is gonna say when he peels you out of your clothing and sees these terrifying space herpies attached to your breasts? I'm thinking he is gonna run like hell and grab the nearest flame thrower to destroy the things gnawing on your tits.


This is not an invention! It came from Stan Winston's creature making shop!

[GhostBat]

That's a...uh...interesting way to look at it.

Personally, I think all bra's are evil.

[MyNameIsScott]

We all know ghostbat likes his womens breasts dragging on the ground when she flies away

[GhostBat]

No, I AM the female :p And I say bras are uncomfortable. Burn the bras!!!

[Were-E-Wolf]

Burn the bras!!!

Here Here! Bras are just another way for socity to keep women from one more freedom. When I get into College I think I'll talk everone in my dorm into a bra burning party. We'll all sit and watch one of the chains of freedom burn in up flames. And we'll all walk around campus the next day with men and women, that are to ignorant to see the chains that stop them from the full freedoms of life that holds up their supersized breasts, will stare at us. Ah, what a glorus day that will be. Hehe :D
Were E. Wolf

[WahteverKittyK]

Im in complete agreement. My D cup has been wanting freedom for forever! Oh the horror! Bras from hell!!! Yes I know ive had a little too much to drink. I shall take my leave now...*falls over*

[GoldShadowHunt]

I live in fear of the DD bra. I had a C cup at the end of seventh grade; how's that for shitty genetics? My lover adores the damn things, but I, sadly, cannot share his opinion.
Oh sure, most women love the things because admit it: go put on the slinkiest black cocktail dress you own, stand in front of your full length mirror, and revel in your glory. Because I guarantee, in said slinky black dress, you look like a million dollars and a pack of cubans all rolled into one and YOU KNOW IT. (don't lie, you know I'm right)
However, it's when you're standing in the dressing room at Mervyn's squeezing yourself into that cute lacey bra you saw on the rack only to discover that it's a bit too samll here, or too tight here, or God-forbid, too big there, that you just want to cry and curse God for making you female. (Not, by any means, that you'd want to male. A lioness would have been nice, for example...)

[GhostBat]

I, by no means, am well endowed in that area. However, bras are evil all the same :p

[somuchforsanity]

I AGREE WITH THE FEMALES!!! BURN THE BRAS, BURN THEM ALL TO HELL!!! FREEDOM FOR THE BOOBIES!!! :drool:

:Evil snicker:

[Wraywolf]

I got to get me some of those.

[GhostBat]

I got to get me some of those.

Bras or breasts?

[Sonicassassin]

i dont have boobs my own or access to other than strip barsi do however agree bras are evilso are speedos on fat guysi wear boxers because theyre more comfortablenuf said

[wolfkami]

Those bras look really weird, i'd never wear those. And speaking of bra sizes most of us females have to be lucky to have a perfect size,I look at myself and I say "damm what do I have an A- to size zero"?

(must be those damm small bras I'm wearing)

Hey BloodWolf do you speak Farsi,(and or Arabic) because my mom has tried to teach me and I was wondering if you can give me a few pointers.

[The KuroOkami]

Titilywinks! :D

[The lord of the bladed]

No, I AM the female :p And I say bras are uncomfortable. Burn the bras!!!

(no bra eh...) Can I meet you?

[GhostBat]

Can I meet you?

I get that alot :p

[MorganaFang]

The most natural bra is hands... and the best feeling ;)

I don't know I like wearing my bra, gives me oppertunity to say hello to the twins everyonce and awhile. BTW men breast don't stay naturally perky forever:rolleyes:

[GhostBat]

Neither to do women's either :eek:

If you've seen the women in National Geographic, you'll know what I'm talking about :p

[Ben]

G.S.H.:
Just think, you could have a Double I cup - like my wife. She hates hers too, but can't go around w/o one. :shrug:

Of course, like your lover - I don't complain :D

I live in fear of the DD bra. I had a C cup at the end of seventh grade; how's that for shitty genetics? My lover adores the damn things, but I, sadly, cannot share his opinion...

[The lord of the bladed]

I get that alot :p

Not suprised...

[The lord of the bladed]

The most natural bra is hands... and the best feeling ;)

I don't know I like wearing my bra, gives me oppertunity to say hello to the twins everyonce and awhile. BTW men breast don't stay naturally perky forever:rolleyes:

Can I meet you too?

[GhostBat]

The most natural bra is hands... and the best feeling ;)

I wanna meet you too!!! :p

[Invisibleu]

While I hate bras as well, I'm not small in the boob department. I'm far more comfortable in a sports bra than one of those hideous underwire, foam padded, pinchy strapped, water for more cleavage, push up bras.

But without a bra, they bounce to the point of pain, and hey, I don't know about you, but I chafe!

I've already had one reduction, and I'm going for another... I've exercised, and tried all kinds of things, and while the rest of me is in great shape, the boobies have to go!

If only they would make a bra that would fit comfortably and still feel natural, and give support, without the two hundred inch wide straps!!

I agree, hands are better.. LOL... that could be interesting while jogging... hehe... I bet my boyfriend would love to volunteer.

[Ben]

I've already had one reduction, and I'm going for another... I've exercised, and tried all kinds of things, and while the rest of me is in great shape, the boobies have to go!


I'm not a Christian, but, in the case of breast reduction...that is a sin. ;)

To quote Dr Hallis, "...making breasts larger is a beautiful and wonderful thing. Making them smaller is... insane."
-South Park ep610 "Bebe's Breasts (http://www.southpark.dsl.pi pex.com/scripts/scr610.shtml)"
Though in defense of that - I abhor fake boobs. They're all hard and oogie :)

Considering the bend of this topic, check this site out folks Ahta Prophet (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/The_Ahta_Prophet/) :D

[The lord of the bladed]

I'm not small in the boob department.
I've already had one reduction, and I'm going for another... I've exercised, and tried all kinds of things, and while the rest of me is in great shape, the boobies have to go!

I agree, hands are better.. LOL... that could be interesting while jogging... hehe... I bet my boyfriend would love to volunteer.

I want to meet you to, but your bf would probably beat me up.
YOU CAN NOT GET RID OF THE EXCESS BREAST! THEY ARE HOLY ITEMS OF GLORIOUS POWER! And you're an ideal woman. Big, bouncy breasts, and a nice body. :drool:
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[The lord of the bladed]

I wanna meet you too!!! :p

This is the only way to explain my feelings for you.
:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[The lord of the bladed]

Hahaha, that's the reason I'm glad I don't have large breasts. 19 years and still a size B. I'm content. :beerchug:

Disclaimer: I did NOT mean to offend anyone with that...my sincere apologies if you are.

Normal are better than none.

[GhostBat]

I feel so loved :p

[The lord of the bladed]

I feel so loved :p

Do you have a bf?

[GhostBat]

No, no I don't. (Using horrible grammer) Me lonely :cry:

:D

[MorganaFang]

:love: Ode to jugs...

[Wolffy13]

Oh GoldShadowHunt, you speak of the anguish that seems to befall us who are a little too well-endowed. I think I finally stopped at DD, but if I'm anything like my mother, they will grow when I have kids. I must start saving money back for a breast reduction for when I quit having kids.

One of the many hells of womanhood: Bra-shopping. It's a hunt from the deepest, blackest holes of Hades! I don't know about any of you ladies, but I will find a real life, obnoxious neon green manticore before I find the perfect bra. What's even more obnoxious than the color of neon green I spoke of, is the fact that I can't just go to Wal-Mart or K-Mart, oh Heaven FORBID! I have to go to the fancy pants mall department stores and spend at least $50, no less, on a bra, and why? For two reasons; Wal-Mart, although seeming to realize that there are large plus size women in the world who need to be clothed as well as the skinny anorexic women in life, seem to believe that all women only get to a certain size in the breast area. the second reason is that if I spend less than $50 on a bra, I get a crappy bra that lets me sag anyway and in exactly 45 days time impales me in both armpits with the underwire. :checks her bra for an underwire: Dammit, I do have an underwire. The thing about underwires is I have to get a bra with them or get one of those bras that your grandmother wears, and even if no one ever sees my bra, I at least like to feel "pretty" underneath it all. Blasted things, I have had them since I was in the third grade. How I miss training bras. Those were easy enough.

[The lord of the bladed]

No, no I don't. (Using horrible grammer) Me lonely :cry:

:D

Me to. :cry:
:love:

[Ben]

To quote the Lords of Acid:
"If you want your man to drown in your lust,
You must, you must, increase your bust."
-"I must increase my bust (http://www.elyrics.net/go/l/Lords_Of_Acid/I_Must_Increase_My_B ust/)"

[silenceowl]

Me to. :cry:
:love:


(Shakes head at bladed)

"You just never give up, do you man?":p

"But I have to respect your efforts":notworthy

[GhostBat]

:p

[Blackjaguarkat]

I with you all lets burn the BRA's!! I'm a 40C and I have a hard time finding the right kind of bra without all that underwire junk. :shrug: