Mad Cow

[LV426]

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I am the mad cow.

You should Fear me!

I am the Mad Cow!

You shall rue the day that you ever crossed me.

I AM THE MAD COW!

And don't think being a vegetarian will save you from my Mad Cow Wrath!








(yes it's true, I need sleep, but this is the mad cow and he is holding me at hoof point)

[GhostBat]

Maybe you need something besides sleep?

[Ronin_WolfsBlood]

Ok thats it I have to say it I can't resist.


Mooooooooooooooooooo

[LycanSpectre]

Maybe you need something like... a big hamburger... made with ANGRY COW meat!

Oh.. Yay! This is my 100th post! Wheee! :D

[GhostBat]

Correction: It's "Mad Cow" not "Angry Cow"

[LV426]

It's not really mad cow disease. They are were-cows. All those poor were-cows being persecuted because they are different. The Horror!

[GhostBat]

There's no law protecting were-cows? How awful!!!

[LycanSpectre]

Nah, the cows arent Mad. They are Angry cuz we eat them. Or at least most humans do. Mmmm.... now I'm hungry again.

[LV426]

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[spawnofFenrir]

I didnt know there were laws protecting any were creature

[silenceowl]

http://webspinners.futura.n et/zumaltsp/wmadcow.wav

Now thats a mad cow.

[Kaz Trueblood]

Two cows were talking to each other over the fence one day...

Cow 1: Hey Jim, I hear that Mad Cow disease is pretty scary. They're saying it's already affected some of Farmer Johnson's stock...What do you think?

Cow 2: Well Frank, I wouldn't really worry about it too much...I mean, it doesn't affect us ducks...


Haaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr. ...