How to spot a Psychopath

[Xavious]

Deviant musical tastes.
Marilyn Manson and "industrial" electronic music are the current chief suspects, but Judas Priest, Deep Purple, AC/DC, The Beatles, Elvis Presley and Chuck Berry have not yet been exonerated. Anything sung in German to a heavy beat sounds like a Hitler Youth recruiting song, which means it probably is.


Drug use.
Excludes alcohol and tobacco, unless the suspect is over the age of 18 (or 21 in some jurisdictions). In some communities, use of alcohol, tobacco or caffeine is always evil. Check your local regulations.


Internet use.
Internet access permits disturbed individuals to find recipes for bombs and poisons. Restricting Net access only to persons over the age of 90 and kept under constant armed guard will drive other persons seeking this subversive information to actually visit public libraries, in which they can be trapped and burned.


Pornography.
Erotic books, videos and computer files are obviously associated with murderous rampages. Name one mass murderer that didn't masturbate.


Quietness.
For safety's sake, whenever you see anybody of whom it could be said "he was a quiet man", perform a Citizen's Arrest at once.


Strong interest in war and/or firearms.
90% of teenage boys should, for this reason, be incarcerated immediately.


Mood swings and depression.
We'd better make that 100% of all teenagers, regardless of gender.


Sympathy for offenders.
Any student who admits to understanding how people who have been bullied might rather like to shoot the bullies is probably about to run amok.


Possession of weapons.
Any weapons. Remember, pocketknives don't kill people - people who own pocketknives kill people.


Belief in evolution.
It is well known that evolution requires atheism, and that all atheists are amoral creatures, many of whom eat human flesh.


"Goth" tendencies.
A teenager with an interest in fastidious dressing is clearly deeply aberrant. Note, however, that some particularly flamboyant apparent Goths may in fact be science fiction geeks dressed up as Centauri noblemen. Since no science fiction geek has yet killed a load of people, the plastic battery-powered phaser is not yet considered to be dangerous.


Disrespect for authority.
Today's youth should be as morally upright as are the leaders of the free world, and should never consider violence as a way of settling disputes, regardless of provocation, any more than NATO does.

8 out of 12 I answered yes.

[Ender]

10 out of 12.

[blueeyes]

Nine.

[DarkWolf]

10 out of 12 for me.

[Ender]

Xavious[/b] ] Name one mass murderer that didn't masturbate.
Christian 'God'.

[GhostBat]

10 out of 12, woohoo

[P[s]ycho]

:buttrock: 11/12 :buttrock: and my nickname is psycho - ;) thats gotta count 4 sumthin!!!! ;)

[DarkWolf]

Drug use.
Excludes alcohol and tobacco, unless the suspect is over the age of 18

Hey I read that wrong first time. That says if they are over 18 then the exclusion of alcohol/tobacco no longer counts: I drink alcohol and am over 18 (have been drinking since 14 mind).

That makes me equal to p[s]ycho.

[LycanSpectre]

Ten for me. :p

[Xavious]

Those are the main categories. Here's some I just thought of.

Enjoy being shocked by large batteries (6 volt and higher).

You have made your own weapons that work.

You like war.

[LycanSpectre]

Ah, better make that 12/15 then. Ive learned to stay away from those batteries. :p

[Xavious]

13/15

There's nothing better in the morning than a good jolt from two six volts.

[spawnofFenrir]

Wakes you up dont it and BTW only 6V?

[Xavious]

Yeah two six volts. It doesn't wake me up. It just feelings good.

[P[s]ycho]

14/15 - the batteries r good when u r drunk! they either make u sober or more out of it

[WahteverKittyK]

yah 15 outta 15 for me. Oh heres another, having sexual fantasies about your teacher, that definatly counts u in as being psycho.

[werewolf1087]

Deviant musical tastes.
Marilyn Manson and "industrial" electronic music are the current chief suspects, but Judas Priest, Deep Purple, AC/DC, The Beatles, Elvis Presley and Chuck Berry have not yet been exonerated. Anything sung in German to a heavy beat sounds like a Hitler Youth recruiting song, which means it probably is.
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this is the kind of music i LOVE. if you hate it, fuck you.
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Internet use.
Internet access permits disturbed individuals to find recipes for bombs and poisons. Restricting Net access only to persons over the age of 90 and kept under constant armed guard will drive other persons seeking this subversive information to actually visit public libraries, in which they can be trapped and burned.
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this makes no difference, dumbass
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Pornography.
Erotic books, videos and computer files are obviously associated with murderous rampages. Name one mass murderer that didn't masturbate.
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every man beats off.
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Quietness.
For safety's sake, whenever you see anybody of whom it could be said "he was a quiet man", perform a Citizen's Arrest at once.
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what if he/she was mute?
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Strong interest in war and/or firearms.
90% of teenage boys should, for this reason, be incarcerated immediately.
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... i cant really say much about this. other than YOU ARE A FOOL!
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Mood swings and depression.
We'd better make that 100% of all teenagers, regardless of gender.
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mood swings are caused my chemical reactions, not psychological problems
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Sympathy for offenders.
Any student who admits to understanding how people who have been bullied might rather like to shoot the bullies is probably about to run amok.
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ive been like this for the 14 years of my life and i havent "run amok" yet
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Possession of weapons.
Any weapons. Remember, pocketknives don't kill people - people who own pocketknives kill people.
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only drooling psychos. it's really hard to kill with a pocketknife.
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"Goth" tendencies.
A teenager with an interest in fastidious dressing is clearly deeply aberrant. Note, however, that some particularly flamboyant apparent Goths may in fact be science fiction geeks dressed up as Centauri noblemen. Since no science fiction geek has yet killed a load of people, the plastic battery-powered phaser is not yet considered to be dangerous.
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i am a goth. if you dissaprove, kiss my bisexual wolfish ass
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Disrespect for authority.
Today's youth should be as morally upright as are the leaders of the free world, and should never consider violence as a way of settling disputes, regardless of provocation, any more than NATO does.
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morally upright as todays leaders of the free world... you mean like Bush? ok, then i dont have to change a bit!

12 out of 12 I answered yes.

this is Ben, prove to me hell exists, and i'll go there, fuck you.


((if this was a quote from another site, and not your words, i apologize but i couldnt help myself))

[Xavious]

I did get this from another site and about what you said about a pocket knife I disagree. I know several very easy ways to kill a person with a pocket knife.

[WahteverKittyK]

I know several very easy ways to kill a person with a pocket knife.
I bet u do!

[blueeyes]

Jugular slice, stab between fifth and sixth rib, cuts at wrists, or just rip open their guts.

I know how to kill someone with a golf ball, and not by making them swallow it. It's not too difficult to find a method. But it's the psycho who actually plans it out and executes that. On the other hand, owning a sword might be the first step to that.

BTW, golf ball to sternum, not even too fast.

[LycanSpectre]

hell, you dont even need a knife for that....

You got something against swords? Huh? :D

[Xavious]

If owning swords has anything to do with being psycho I've been one a long time. I own a claymore, cutlass, machete, samuri (don't think that's spelled right) sword, katana, wakisashi, and a tanto.

[blueeyes]

I'm not a fan of swords, but that's just me. I find that you can get much more control closer to the action; knives and daggers are my prefered weapon. As for them being signs of a psycho, that's just why this post is in humor.

[somuchforsanity]

Geez, according to that, I've been a psycho all my life...oh well. :buttrock:

[Sonicassassin]

of original 12im at 11does going to goth club three nights a week count as tendenciesif so im at 12batteries are funi prefer candlesdoes other sm stuff countwhat about stitching and carvingdont mind my subliminals whats the count at

[P[s]ycho]

FOAMY THE SQUIRREL IS FUNNY!!! cant remember site name though www.illwill(cant remember rest).com

[GohicGlassWalker]

I had 6 out of the 10. But My "Goth" Tendencies are a problem- You suck.

[Qyv]

hhhm 12 outta 15
never been described as quiet though, and noones ever accused me of being a goth either, well, at least not within my hearing anyhow (which aint too good at the best of times being at bout 40% of normal level) i also missed out on the likes war one, by which im guessing you mean modern warfare, bleugh, ooh, lets hide around and shoot people from afar, ooh lookie, im real brave ma.... sod that, up close, personal, swords and daggers, then see if your willing to kill a man when you can look deep into there eyes and see their humanity staring back at you

[WahteverKittyK]

ycho']FOAMY THE SQUIRREL IS FUNNY!!! cant remember site name though www.illwill(cant remember rest).com
www.illwillpress.com

[Defender]

Uh, 3/15... Damn.

[werewolfs_bite]

ok. we outlaw weapons? whats the definithion of a weapon? i can use my bare hand 2 kill someone so shouldnt we cut off evry1's arms and legs! but how 2 do it without weapons? we could chew them off! :droolbloo ok. and i heard some1 say all men beat off. true, but so do all women! if they say they dont the lie more then the guys do! :beerchug: :beerchug:

[Wraywolf]

Yes. Okay. How in the world did you go from talking about eating arms to a masturbatory reference?

[zamarawolf]

11 out of 12 for me :buttrock:

[wolf fang]

10 out of 12 for me alright!

[Xzengrim]

Damn! I got all of them.

If I was going to go on a killing spree, I would not be satisfied with a normal killing spree. I mean, I would kill so many people, nobody would believe it. Most killing sprees are what... ten people? An automatic can fire how many rounds in a SECOND? I could kill a lot more people, let me tell you. Okay, maybe I was kidding.

[silenceowl]

I got all but mood swings, "and goth" tendencies.

I guess im a psychopath........ah h well.

[Darth Cluich]

10 out of 12 for me, too. Uh-oh...

[varien]

10 out of 12, yay! :buttrock: and everyone i knows says i look like the kind of guy who would just start shooting people, maybe i should be worried?

[Xavious]

I just thought of another one. You might be psycho if you have had a conversation that lasted over an hour with yourself.

[TwistedFiReSTARTER]

:cry: im only 10 out of 12 im only twisted..........ah thats not so bad dont have to change my name

[TwistedFiReSTARTER]

you should add you might be psycho if you torch remdom cars and you might be psycho(or stupid) if you hit a punching bag and/or a person until your knuckles are shreaded and blood is splating on your face (btw they are both fun pass times feel free to try)

[LycanSpectre]

I just thought of another one. You might be psycho if you have had a conversation that lasted over an hour with yourself.

Guilty. :D

[Xavious]

Guilty. :D


*Pulls out a three inch thick note pad and flips near the middle* Now I can mark that one off my list of "Things I do that other people don't".

[Lycan_Ghost04]

I GOT 9 OUT OF 12. HOPE THAT IS NOT BAD.

Qoute "everytging is real and not real at the same time"

[blood_wolf]

Im screwed :droolbloo

[DarkHunter]

11 out of 12.

[_wistful_]

Only 7. Wait...isn't that a good thing?

[P[s]ycho]

i wrote down one of my short conversations but the thread starter deleted it! y????

Edit by Wraywolf: Because the spelling was nigh inpossable to read. Next time, use spell check. PM me if you're really miffed.