15 Things to do at Walmart!!!

[Skull Cowboy]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "Code 3 in housewares"...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9.. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK >ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "Hey! You're out of toilet paper in here!!"

[Ender]

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"

:D

[The KuroOkami]

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. << HA!! :D

[dejavugirl]

Hide in the rack...now there's an idea! In college we used to play Wal-Tag : get a group of people playing tag with each other and random strangers(unwittingl y). Part of the fun was seeing how long it took to get everyone kicked out.
Wal-Mart is soo much fun!

Too funny.

[Sorrowsong]

I've done number 14 before. Only it was at Kroger's and not at Walmart. I got bored while I was restocking stuff people didn't buy. So yea, I did that. I've done other things while pushing carts that's caused people to think I was insane. Basically what I did was I pushed the carts with this paranoid look on my face, and whenever somebody approached me I stared at them as if they were about to kill me. Yea... it was fun.


Oh, here's something fun to do with the carts when it's really windy, I call it cart-surfing: When the winds are harsh, run outside and jump onto the bar between the wheels of a cart and grab the handles, then let the wind push you across the parking lot. It's fun.

[J.L.R.]

You know funny as it may seem, you should go up and ask the person in charge of the layaway department what is the strangest thing that has ever been put in layaway...

I asked them...

They said, a roll of toilet paper...

Sorry, that beats M&M's!

[silenceowl]

You get a reputation point for that, I got a good laugh.

[J.L.R.]

Looks like I have a reason to go into town with my brother next time he goes to Wal-Mart with his friends! :buttrock:

Does one really need a reason to go to Wal-Mart?

[GoddessWolf]

Hehe. I know a few people who tried to do a video production project in walmart and got kicked out. They said theres a no filming inside policy, so they started filming outside, and got chased off the property. That was funny to watch.

[Ender]

I've been meaning to pitch my idea for a Medi-Evil Wal-Mart..

[Qyv]

running around screaming that the pictsies are after you is a pretty good one too, did that quite a bit in london 2 days ago, scared a lot of people and i could see others getting ready to lay me out in case i turned out to be dangerous, oh well, lol :buttrock:

[Xavious]

Here's a few you missed.

Turn off all the radios and turn the volume all the way up.

Re-arrange the title cards in the CD section.

Walk out of the hunting section with an arrow in one hand and a bottle of pills in the other.

Ask the cashier when closing time is.

[Raging Wookie]

Here's some for you all, go to sporting goods get a arrow put under your arm then get some ketchup and squrt it on you then yell HELP I"VE BEEN SHOT!!!
or get a paint ball mask then go get a long jacket or cape and some black gloves put all this on then walk around plaing darth vader saing stuff like: I find your lack of faith amusing or were is your rebel base.

[Ender]

Stand about a meter down the hallway, waiting for people to turn the corner, try to fill up the entire isle so they can't walk by. Get a long card-board tube. When they look up at you, yell "We Dual!", extend your tube to full view, and thrust.

Oh some good times have been had with that.. some of the crazy old ladies with out their meds have faught back, their fragile, obsolete bodies can't handle the Card Board Tube Samurai however. /flex

[GhostBat]

Anyone fighting back must be crazier than you are :p

[LycanSpectre]

I have always wanted to go to W-mart with a bunch of friends and make trenches out of the TP multi packs. Then we re-enact a WWII battle.

One of my friends works at Krogers doing night-stock (or as he calls it night-stalker). Occasionally when he finds something on his isle(s) that doesn't belong, he'll just lob it over the shelves, hoping to hit a fellow stocker. Items he has thrown include: bags of four, quart jars of oil, canned goods, chocolate chips, jello-pudding snacks, and the occasional squeakey toy. Yes he has inadvertaintly hit customers. I was one of them.

[moonspirit]

...Occasionally when he finds something on his isle(s) that doesn't belong, he'll just lob it over the shelves, hoping to hit a fellow stocker. Items he has thrown include: bags of four, quart jars of oil, canned goods, chocolate chips, jello-pudding snacks, and the occasional squeakey toy. Yes he has inadvertaintly hit customers. I was one of them.

so THATS why i found coco powder in my hair at wal*mart! :D

[Werewolfchick]

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

-That one can also be used at school or any public class/place. They'll especially like it if your being called down to the office or something. "Rachel please report down to the main office" "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!" LoL thats a great one. I would definatly get sent out of class for that one *plans for tommrow* Yay! *smiles evily*

[MexicanJewLizard]

We don't have a walmart for about... 40 miles... :D

[Darth Cluich]

We don't have a walmart for about... 40 miles... :D

You must live in Azerbaijian.

[MisterBones]

Here's a classic. Super glue some change to the floor then just stand back and enjoy.

[Darth Cluich]

Haha, that's great...make it quarters and watch the college students swarm. (If you don't get that, quarters are the best friend of the college student b/c the washers and dryers only take them.)

And for bouncing them into glasses of beer. :beerchug:

[SugarFalls]

One thing my friends and I do, is play baseball in the sporting goods aisle. I hit a homerun one time, and we almost got caught. We ended up hiding undearneath clothes racks at 11:30 pm at Wal-Mart so we wouldn't get caught.

[MorganaFang]

Forgot my favorite: Pull a hair off a random person and run around screaming: "DNA!"

[DarkWolf]

At least you people have Wal-Mart

[MorganaFang]

At least you people have Wal-Mart

Trust me you don't want a Wal-Mart.... :eek:

[SugarFalls]

Forgot my favorite: Pull a hair off a random person and run around screaming: "DNA!"



I like that. Another thing you could do is go to jewelry ask to look at a gold ring hold it close to you, and say in a soft hissing-like voice, "So bright....so beautiful...my precious......". I think that people would get a kick out of that.

[Necro Mortis]

Ahhhhhhhhh ahahahhhhahahahahhhh hhh!!!!!!! *wheeze*
I loved that!!! Im gonna print em off and try em...
I Always make a scene when im out heheh
Something that I like to do is when people drop things shout CLEAR UP IN ISLE THREE!!! STAT!

[Raging Wookie]

I have got in trouble for having a gun fight with toy balsters on the toy isles mind you this was the whole toy aera, and for plaing hockey in sporting goods.they would not beleave it was good clean fun,hehe :D :beerchug:

[Blizzard]

Hahaha! My grandpa and uncle were in walmart, and they saw a sight that said "Throw Pillows and Throw Rugs" So they did. They got kicked out, tho.

[Raging Wookie]

hahahaha thats one that I havent thought of. though I have got in trouble for playing football with paper towels on the paper towel aisle I was going out for a long pass when I ran past a "night stalker" and let lose the pass and got caught by the "night stalker",I almost got tossed out but he changed his mind about it :)

[BlackRook]

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.


Huh..I've done this one..but we put whipped cream on top of the funnels and on our pants, to look like Bikinis.
Is this abnormal? :p

[shadowhound]

I did a variation on #2 once. I was in this knicknack store, and I picked up a funny looking timer and turned it a little. Big mistake. Rather then softly going 'ding' like most timers do, it went 'buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! ' I didn't really want to stand there with it maling a racket, so I turned it to about three minutes, set it down, and strolled off. Ever since then I've been looking for an opportunity to do it on purpose. I should take a trip to WalMart!

[8eyegoon]

I did a variation on #2 once. I was in this knicknack store, and I picked up a funny looking timer and turned it a little. Big mistake. Rather then softly going 'ding' like most timers do, it went 'buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! ' I didn't really want to stand there with it maling a racket, so I turned it to about three minutes, set it down, and strolled off. Ever since then I've been looking for an opportunity to do it on purpose. I should take a trip to WalMart!

That is pretty good. You should get a cart and just scoop up a bunch of those timers and cover them with a rug or something. Then walk around the sporting good section and set them and sit them in little hiding spots all around the counter so who ever is working there has to hunt for them and turn them off for about half an hour. Hehe... Wal-Mart here I come!

[shadowhound]

That is pretty good. You should get a cart and just scoop up a bunch of those timers and cover them with a rug or something. Then walk around the sporting good section and set them and sit them in little hiding spots all around the counter so who ever is working there has to hunt for them and turn them off for about half an hour. Hehe... Wal-Mart here I come!

Hey, that's a great idea! Heh heh. Goon and Hound, terror of Wal-Mart. :D