Come on lines

[Blackjaguarkat]

1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
>Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>
>2.) Male: Is this seat empty?
>Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.
>
>3.) Male: Your place or mine?
>Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.
>
>4.) Male: So, what do you do for a living.
>Female: I'm a female impersonator.
>
>5.) Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>Female: DO NOT ENTER.
>
>6.) Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>Female: Unfertilized.
>
>7.) Male: Your body's like a temple
>Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
>
>8.) Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>Female: But would you please stay there?
>
>9.) Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
>Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
>
>Pass it on!! :buttrock:

[Ender]

Female: You wanna get luckly guy?
Male: You've got a gun and a fifth of Jacks?

Female: Will you take me home?
Male: AH! Just take the keys lady!

Female: My Boyfriend won't pay attention to me..
Male: WHOA! I can see why! .... is that a tail?

[GhostBat]

Male: Can I buy you a drink?
Female: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

Male: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Female: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

Male: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Female: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Male: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Female: I must've been given your share.

Male: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Female: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

Male: Your face must turn a few heads.
Female: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Male: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Female: Okay, get out.

Male: I think I could make you very happy.
Female: Why? Are you leaving?

Male: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Female: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Male: Can I have your name?
Female: Why? Don't you already have one?

Male: Shall we go see a movie?
Female: I've already seen it.

Male: Where have you been all my life?
Female: Hiding from you.

Male: Where have you been all my life?
Female: Where I'll be the rest of your life, in your wildest dreams.

Male: I've waited my whole life for a woman like you.
Female: Well keep waiting a little longer cause I am leaving.