Wrong Number Revenge!

[J.L.R.]

How many times has somebody called you who got the wrong number? How many times has these turds called in the middle of the night, barking rude orders to retrieve a person who isn't even in your house? Has anybody ever gotten tired of this, and decided to play games with their mind?

So here...now...if so... Tell us what cruel and humorous trick to play on these misnumber reading saps, who exist to ruin your life.

Here is one that I did...

CALLER: "HEY, I NEED TO SPEAK TO JILL NOW!"

ME: "WELL HELLO, THIS IS MARLIN'S CREMETORY." "YOU DIE, WE FRY." "HOW MAY I DIRECT YOUR CALL?"

Responce: He hung up...

[spawnofFenrir]

Well my numbers one digit different to the indian resteraunt down 5he road so when some one rings i put on my indian accent take there order and tell them to say the exact same thing when they get the right number

[LycanSpectre]

Heh, over the winter break, this guy kept calling my phone over and over again. It was a wrong number the first time he called me, and wasn't getting any right-er. He kept asking for Mandy. No Mandy's live at my place, and I told him. Then next time he called I said "Its still the wrong number. Dude." But he kept calling. So I went and got my sister, and told her that her name was Mandy. When this idiot called AGAIN, my sis got the phone, and initiated a 10 minute conversation with him. She hung up when he asked what she was wearing. The next time he called, I assumed the role of outraged father. :D

[blood_wolf]

lol
This jerk kept calling me so when he called for the umptenth time I said hello youve reached crazy killer hot line a killer is ow being scent to you home.

[J.L.R.]

We get angry O'Riley's customers all the time, since our number is so close to theirs.

One guy in particular was pissed off because he baught some part, obviously didn't use it right, and was griping at us, even after we said he had the wrong number.

My brother told him to calm down, and explain his position. He then told him to come down to O'Riley's and ask for Mac, they fix everything.

Poor lame sap...

[Darth Cluich]

The best is when you answer inadvertent calls to pay phones and screw with the callers. I love doing that. Unfortunately, my favorite of all time is a little too vulgar for posting here. ;)