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GreighWolf
01-19-2004, 06:26 PM
-Bathroom stall

*wall* stall tennis... see other wall
*the other wall* stall tennis... see other wall

-Some posters
"You Want It WHEN?!"
"Do not clean up this office... you'll foul up the system"
"Captain's Mast - Shut the <fork> up!"

-Some headliners in company newspapers...
* Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
* Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
* Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
* Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
* Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
* Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
* Miners Refuse to Work after Death
* Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
* War Dims Hope for Peace
* If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
* Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
* Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
* Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
* Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
* Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
* Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
* Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Some sayings-
-Don't drink the bleach, warning labels are there because some dumb<fork> has dunnit before.

Devilish Werewolf
01-20-2004, 09:29 AM
Found in the Bathroom, on those paper seat covers.
"Free Cowboy Hats!"

The KuroOkami
01-20-2004, 02:10 PM
* Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead omg the dead ppl are dead :eek: ...

Okamiotoko
01-23-2004, 02:51 AM
Study guide for Japanese Mid term:

Kanji:





meaning: Mother

How to remeber: Looks like square breasts with dark niples



I kid you not.