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Ves
05-07-2004, 08:49 PM
OK WMDs in Iraq.
We've all heard and groaned about it, we've all seen countless news articles about who sexed up what, what was really under threat, et cetera.

But here's what worries me.
We know full well that Saddam had WMDs, how do we know this? Why it was because the UK and the US sold them to him in the first place of course. Who'd have thought all those years ago when forward thinking tacticians sold him some nasty shit that he wouldn't use it to squak Iranians (who were very naughty people of course - which is why we later supplied them with WMDs and weapons). Instead, shock and awe! He used them on Kurds. What a bad man!
But the important point is he didn't use all of them on the Kurds, and we haven't even factored in the stuff he might have been able to make himself.
We've had squaddies wandering around the Iraqi desert for months looking for WMDs even a hint that there was once something there, they have found nothing.

So where are they? They've not been used, and we can't find them. Where did they go?

Obsidian Claws
05-07-2004, 09:42 PM
Probably being stored in a bunker beneath the desert that has no entrance from the surface... so we walk right over it.

Ves
05-07-2004, 09:56 PM
Probably being stored in a bunker beneath the desert that has no entrance from the surface... so we walk right over it.
You'd hope.. or could it have been sold to the highest bidder to keep Saddam and his family in the manner to which they'd become accustomed.

JarJar
05-07-2004, 10:26 PM
Well I think that maybe secretly they had the WMDs moved to Syria. I mean like if they can't find them in Iraq then its likely that they were moved out of the country. Perhaps thats why Bush is pressing for the June 30th handover of power so that the military will be freed up to go into Syria to get the weapons. then bush could prove to everyone that there really was WMDs after all.

Ves
05-07-2004, 10:37 PM
Well I think that maybe secretly they had the WMDs moved to Syria. I mean like if they can't find them in Iraq then its likely that they were moved out of the country. Perhaps thats why Bush is pressing for the June 30th handover of power so that the military will be freed up to go into Syria to get the weapons. then bush could prove to everyone that there really was WMDs after all.
Oh dear god please don't lets bring Syria into this.

Incidentally, why the pic of a Pagoda, I don't get it. I suspect I'm just being really dense as usual.

kat
05-08-2004, 01:36 AM
Or it could be because Syria is big on oil.

Hmmm

Fuzzy
05-08-2004, 03:50 AM
Uhhh...It's a country the size of California
MAYBE THEY JUST HAVEN'T FOUND THEM YET.
Or, the North Koreans have them.

Edwardo_son_of_haqim
05-08-2004, 08:14 AM
Or maybe...umm...just maybe there not there and they might of decomisioned them as asked like ten years ago...maybe.

Ves
05-08-2004, 11:30 AM
Or maybe...umm...just maybe there not there and they might of decomisioned them as asked like ten years ago...maybe.
Saddam Hussein doing what he was told? Please, I might be naive, but I'm not that bad.

Edwardo_son_of_haqim
05-08-2004, 12:41 PM
I'm not naive but it sure as hell looks that way.

Ves
05-08-2004, 02:23 PM
I'm not naive but it sure as hell looks that way.
I wasn't claiming that you were, sorry, badly worded reply.

But do you honestly think someone like Saddam Hussein, who has been thumbing his nose at the world for years, would willingly hand over one of the few tactical advantages he had? I personally find that very hard to believe.

Edwardo_son_of_haqim
05-08-2004, 04:37 PM
I wasn't claiming that you were, sorry, badly worded reply.

But do you honestly think someone like Saddam Hussein, who has been thumbing his nose at the world for years, would willingly hand over one of the few tactical advantages he had? I personally find that very hard to believe.

No I suppose your right but still maybe we should check before we go blowing up another country?

Ves
05-08-2004, 06:13 PM
No I suppose your right but still maybe we should check before we go blowing up another country?
You're not wrong there. Of course this is Bush/Blair we're talking about here and they'll probably just jump in feet first without looking first.

Zombie
05-12-2004, 06:46 PM
There was a convoy headed to Syria right before we launched our offensive. And dont forget that story of 2 tractor-trailer trucks with what, something like 200 billion in (US!) currency headed out of the country too. Plus Iraq had loads of HAZMAT and NBC suits too. What would them need them for if they didnt have anything? (they also had those shots you inject into your heart in case of exposure too- they found those early on) Im confident that we will sooner or later find a giant cache of NBC weapons,but it will just take some time to get to them.

-Z

YoungFang
05-13-2004, 10:52 AM
You're not wrong there. Of course this is Bush/Blair we're talking about here and they'll probably just jump in feet first without looking first.
..Blindfolded and having being spun around 10 times ;)

Wraywolf
05-13-2004, 08:14 PM
...With Bibles down their pants

Thought
05-14-2004, 02:23 AM
Even if there are WMDs in Iraq. If the US military pulls out on June 30, it's entirely possible that they'll never find them.

LV426
05-14-2004, 03:15 AM
Even if there are WMDs in Iraq. If the US military pulls out on June 30, it's entirely possible that they'll never find them.

Why would the military pull out of Iraq on June 30th?

That's ridiculous, then nothing would be resolved.

Knighthowler
05-14-2004, 08:36 AM
Because if you don’t pull out on the agreed date the Arab nations will see it as the Americans occupying an Arab state and go ape shit.
The only agreed to help out on the understanding that you would hand over the running of Iraq to the people.
We have to at lest hand over to the united nations peace force ( and yes they should of been in at the start)

News interviewer “ do you know that two thirds of the world hate America “

American politician “ no I had no idea “

News interviewer “ and that is why the other third don’t like you. “